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about me
in a few words:
Knitster. Photography whore. Japanophile. anitsocial attention whore. Wannabe Roller Derby gRRl with weak ankles. Korean Drama junky. Enabler of offbeat fetishes. Lover of Sharpie Minis. Nerd. Chai drinker. Talks in sleep. gets less that recommended 15 minutes a day of sunlight.
Verbose:
I am honest with everyone but myself. So you would have to understand that asking me to tell you about me creates quite a dilemma. So in typical me fashion, I will clarify and obscure simultaneously.
I like the color green because it feels strong. I like the color blue because it smells fresh. Do you follow?
I crave your adoration but don"t want your attention. I like to bake, but not to eat. I love to eat, but not to consume. When I dream I dream in color. I live in a world of grays. I savor love and despair equally and have been willing to die for both. I don"t care if you hate me, just don"t judge me inaccurately. I am lactose intolerant and refuse to take Lactaid before eating cheese. I like to make things of beauty that no one will ever see. I like to destroy what I have made. I cling desperately to the minuscule and disregard wholly the gargantuan. I hate the word "Gargantuan". I love all words. I curl my eyelashes and I hate mascara. I am hopeful about romance, but refuse to date because the romance is a false pretense. I don"t want any new friends and don"t care if what I have written appeals to relative strangers. My best friends were all once relative strangers whom I would have assumed I could care less for. I have had cosmetic surgery which men find disheartening. Now, tell me something truthful...
who I want to meet
No one. Someone. Probably not you, though... maybe. One never knows.
I used to be extremely picky with my friend list. For years my list never rose above 40 people. Then something happened and I broke and ended up with over 100 friends. My hopes are to one day get back down to 40 friends and at the moment I am hovering around 60. What does this mean to you? I really don"t want to add you.
Maybe we are soulmates or potentially the best friends ever to have not yet met. That sucks. But you know what? My inbox is open to ALL myspace users. So if you really want to get to know me or have me get to know you, I suggest you start there.
About me: :: stats :: name: nεko age/sign: 27I would give anything to be able to touch you. It seems like such a silly thing to say, but right now I wholeheartedly mean it./Scorpio location: Eagle Point, OR orientation: disoriented profession: Call-girl status: out of batteries turn-ons: sinners turn-offs: saints here for: professional soap box derby training.
I am honest with everyone but myself. So you would have to understand that asking me to tell you about me creates quite a dilemma. So in typical me fashion, I will clarify and obscure simultaneously.
I like the color green because it feels strong. I like the color blue because it smells fresh. Do you follow?
I crave your adoration but don't want your attention. I like to bake, but not to eat. I love to eat, but not to consume. When I dream I dream in color. I live in a world of grays. I savor love and despair equally and have been willing to die for both. I don't care if you hate me, just don't judge me inaccurately. I am lactose intolerant and refuse to take Lactaid before eating cheese. I like to make things of beauty that no one will ever see. I like to destroy what I have made. I cling desperately to the minuscule and disregard wholly the gargantuan. I hate the word "Gargantuan". I love all words. I curl my eyelashes and I hate mascara. I am hopeful about romance, but refuse to date because the romance is a false pretense. I don't want any new friends and don't care if what I have written appeals to relative strangers. My best friends were all once relative strangers whom I would have assumed I could care less for. I have had cosmetic surgery which men find disheartening. Now, tell me something truthful...
there's an interesting 2nd version of Johanna sung by judge Turpin that was never done on stage but available via CD that was deemed too "x" rated I suppose due to the judge sounded like he was beating off as he was singing... LOL
I think I will spend the day watching Fruit Baskets....I feel close to Tohru very much today. Her positivity is uplifting. Do they even celebrate these stupid *holidays* in Japan?
I luvz your mommy, but I tink she haz her hands full of a Melanie :)
