There isn't much to know about me. If you've met me you've probably already figured me out.
"It's not polite to breathe in front of those who can't." -- Helen.
"I have never been squirted in the eye with anything, ever, until Nixon came along. And I'm so happy right now."
"You are way too excited about that."
-- post SG show on 10/28. Nixon Suicide is amazing.
Cell phone rings in the DUC.
"Is that your cell phone?" -- me
"No. That was my ass. The turkey's done." -- erin.
a few minutes later, a clap of thunder sounds.
"Was that rain?" -- me.
"No, but the stuffing's done." -- erin.
"I don't know what I put in my salad, but something tastes like a hairy fish." Me, as Erin collapses into giggles.
"It's like some sort of fuzzy, fishy horror in my mouth." Me
"It's funny, cause you're a lesbian!" Erin.
"I got to be honest with you: I love Jesus but I drink a little." Gladys Hardy, while talking to Ellen Degeneres on the Ellen show.
"Wait Dad, I have to get off the phone. I've just been 'chhatwaled' and i'm sort of scared."

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