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"it's been 97 days since i laid my head beside you, a million miles of highway in between (seen ween monday!)"
Male
30 years old
Kihei, Hawaii
United States
Last Login: 10/14/2008
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Mood:
quixotic
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5+()?++'s Interests
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| General | Cooking up these cooky and spirited l'il faces in places I see most everywhere, littered throughout the contemporary landscape, Gazing back at us with mixed expressions, imploring us to 'pwetty pwetty pweese buy me', or just recognize my existence and accept it already. When I'm feeling sick or lonely they're always around to keep me company and cheer me up. 
"Still Hold A Candle Kitsch N Makeup" 2005 photo..ation of Freerange Countertop Assemblege | | Music | 
"Kinda dissapointed by the coming of the millenium last night: I didn't even get to fire my gun--- King Buzzo" 2006
(rejected?) lightbox proposal for the highdive, commemmorating my concert of the eon, and emulating/ridiculing the poster series they got up there now: Budweiser True Music
"|>IAM<>N|> ++AW|<5" 2006 (below)
promoterials for my muppetthemed deafmetal avantnoise act combo with Nick Henry (aka: SILVUM):
"HiVo! Kermitropolis! uner presentashund der Fritz Oz" 2006
in association with Pygmalian Mysic Fest II in Champbana
"Bass Face" 2006
(accepted/unrealized!!) proposed image for the Living Blue's kit
"Muse Sickle Maladese (Diamond Hawks' 'Canned Eye Eats Prints #00002 1/?)"
2006
surgically cut and pasted faces lifted from sources unkown
"friends' lifted face" 2006
openingblands screenshot
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"Cowboys Corralle", 2003
MAYA(/some Photoshop) CGI after David Lynch
"fake fest past" 2006
ink on film | | Television |  .
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"Vehicular Manslaughter #0" 2004 cover
print of blood and pencil on paper | | Heroes | My heroes had the heart, to live their life out on the limb, and all I remember: I wan'd to be like them... so maybe I'm crazy
"Dolls Howls Calls" 2006
(rejected?) photo..ation of image sent out under psuedonym:
"Dr. Phineas S. Cruz CDL" 2006 partial-self-portrait
soliciting womyn I've known and loved through art school to pose for series of "nudes" I was doing of them using datamined images, and memory: entitled "Came 40 Wymen, Staid 4-D Figure Draw'in",
to be a handbound series of etchings left discreetly hidden in OPEN*SOURCE Art's restroom, for intimate viewing, coinciding with their juried show OPENdraw. This immodest proposal in indecency, was accepted then rescinded, when the love letters actually started going out, and I let the cat out of the bag INRE: my secret identity
"Edible Art" 2006
...prompting me to eat my words and offer up this heart felt chocolate, strawberry, and champaign apology. She took me back on a test un-seperation basis. Yeah, I know baby: you dig it the most.
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a group about BERT that BERT dosent Know exsists., Pi Omega Omega, PBR drinkers for a better tomorrow, english language purity club, I <3 Whitney Forever!, the champaign/urbana not chef's yet cookbook, Champaign-Urbana Hospitality Workers Local 420
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5+()?++'s Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Hometown: | Champbana | | Zodiac Sign: | Cancer | | Children: | Love kids, but not for me | | Education: | College graduate | | Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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5+()?++ is performing the work of highschool dropouts. carny. pizzaboy. cashier. oh my!
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5+()?++'s Blurbs |
About me:
I hang to the radical left. So if you got something to say to me, or you wanna beefriends; keep living and looking right >>>---->
"Self-Portrait as an Old Heifer Clefter-Sign: put out to pasture(with manure)", 2003 Pegged Photo
Remember the three Kasak, Stoph, + Pratt promises:
1- I am not a lawyer
2- I will not try to have sex with you
3- I know when to leave
Beware of other people who make these promises;
they either want to have sex with you,
or THEY'RE A LAWYER!!!
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That's Miss Piggy To You, Buster!
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A total princess and diva; I'm totally in charge - even if people don't know it; wardrobe malfunction? moi?
I just want to be loved, adored, and worshiped as the piggy goddess I am. And I won't settle for anything less.
I'm going to be a total star, and you won't let any of you "little people" get in my way, got it?!?
As I say; Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye
HIIIIYYAA!!
If I can just remember never to eat more than I can lift
(moi happens to be on a pork free diet;
watching the figure par vu, moi's adoring public)
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I come from France, Paris, France. Oh wait no, fine: Champagne... I come from around Champaign-Urbana, Illinois, where at the tender age most pschizofrenics come of age, with the aid of entheogenics and a kosmic giggle, I myself recived bone-a-fide visions of how to reconcile my inherited karmic debt (as a native-male-whitey-american) with the aboriginal peoples (bonafide native americans) who once cultivated the local prairiescape into the richest terra firma on earth. Chiefly among them, were those insights, relating to a divisive issue locally: the University of Illinois @ Champbana's use of "their" official symbol: the Fighting Illini. As an exercise in identity correction, and a new tribal body, us in our Universe/City of W/Illinois seek to use whatever wit, wile, wisdom, and will-power available to us, to affect deep-ecological-styled change, and to promote a renewed sense and state of well-being and equity by fightin' only illin' itself: effectively changing the face of our institutions as we know them, reinstating personal agency and autonomy forevermore...
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Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone who has spare 'faces in places' to give me (esp. ones on empty liqour bottles, shopping bags, or aston kutcher b-ball cap).
Who wrote the book of love, and the women who love thongs (though not to wear, outch! and ick!) as...
| I Am Thong Panties | 
Man, I'm one hell of a ride, as I do tend to ride up, grow on you: I just love and live to get up close, and personal!
I am total wild child - and I live for crazy times.
Men are attracted to me like flies to honey, even though they know they should stay away
(I've yet to swinghit that way, sorry boys).
But where oh where are my ladies at?
I see you reading all them challenging mystery romance novels, well who's more novel, mysterious, and romantic than I?
I know at least I'm a challenge.
I'm not sure how accurate these tests are, but
I know I do have a tendency to be embareassingly revealing.
So I need a expert cowgirl who can keep in tune with your free spirit!
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Oh! And I'd like to meet the people responsible for the Rules of the Road!!!
"X-ING A-HEAD" 2006
promo image for upcoming ROAD SIGN RE-DESIGN (insert your design here)
More on this later...
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