Tommy Gerez - Lead Vocals, Guitar, Bass
Winfield Smith - Lead Guitar, Vocals
James Antonopoulos - Bass, Vocals
Alex Francois - MIA Saxophones, Keys, Vocals
Mat Becker - MIA Trombone, Vocals, Guitar
Influences
The Misfits, Weezer, Green Day, They Might Be Giants, Presidents of the United States of America, The Arrivals, The Ramones, The Darkness, Smoking Popes, Ben Folds Five, Andrew Lloyd Webber
Sounds Like
Assembled hoards of bloodthirsty warriors playing pop rock
In the spring of 2003, three men, Tommy G, Tommy of the Sticks, and Alex the Çois, came together to form one of the most vicious rock bands in history. One of them brought a guitarist, H. Smith VonFeldenstein; another brought his brother, Mike "Noodles" Gilman. The band then recruited a deadly trio of additional horns, lover-man Tony Bylina, Brian the Bitch of Heineman, and James Antonopoulos of the Hillbilly Gyro clan. The band engaged in battle for the first time on July 5th, and were conspired against by the dominant matriarchal forces of the region. Later they played at a graduation party for underaged girls and pork, and then at a toga party for more underaged girls and beer. After these three legendary shows, this band disbanded, reformed, disbanded, reformed, and disbanded again. But regardless of who was drunk and who was a bitch, they left a trail of devastation in their wake that few could rival. In 2004, aided by the shirtless Bradley St. Leger on drums, Marko the Shoeman on trumpet, And Vince Icallia the raging Fillipino warrior on bass, they slaughtered over 15 people at Blue Island's Festival in the Park, perhaps a dozen more at Ray's Pizza (R.I.P.), and countless millions in some back yard in Beverly.
Then in 2006, Lord Genghis Khan the Almighty conquered and enslaved the band, and set them to work transcribing his holiest of scrolls: the ones describing his initial battles with the Evil Drum Machine.
The band finished their first copies just in time, as the machine's ninjas set fire to all of the original parchments. In early 2007, The Mighty Khan met the drum machine on the field of battle once again and left it in a wounded state from which it may never recover.
Since then the band, now united under the banner of The Mighty Khan, has been biding its time, waiting for the moment to strike. Or for a drummer. Never the less, here is a sample; a hanging threat, if you will, as we amass our troops on your borders, preparing to destroy you and everything in your town. Enjoy!
Yo, we got some new kick ass recordings up on our page. Check them out, leave us comments and read our blog. We’ll get back to you and leave a crazy message. Peace, Hazard Perry
los chicos de the fucking khan.... this is mat fucking becker ready to go miller lite on the world... if you would be so obliged as to jingle my jangle... we need to rock this bitch once again... hit me up tonight brotha... epace... one love... free bring mice... becker
thanksh genghish, itsh alwaysh fun to meet a fan. you know what elshe is fun? tongue twishters. join me in reshiting a famoush tongue twishter from many yearsh ago. She shells shea shells by the shea shore boy that wash more fun than making woopie with alex trebek'sh mother.
