About me: "This deserves a far higher readership" - Paul Gravett - "A very funny satire of high society mores" - The Gay Comics List - M1&2 available NOW - www.moochowski.com - M3 on the drawing board for late 07.
i'm studying art at leeds college of art and design and we have to interview an ARTIST via email for one of our modules (i believe you to be an artist!) it'll probably be less than 20 questions! it's not due 'til Christmas so i've got alot of time. If you could help out that'd be brilliant. Haven't seen Al + lulu in ages.Ali is too busy!x
i have a very weak immune system... though all is not lost things could be better. i successfuly completed a 10 day detox then on the first day of re-tox went on an absolute "bendge" (combo of binge & bender)... i am now ill with mysterious fever-bone&joint-ache-swollen-glands sickness. i blame the detox. eff-it!
The Modern Monstrosity boys have finaly got off their arses and released the long awaited 6th issue of their action/adventure/sit-com comic book, Tales From The Flat (TFTF). To celebrate, we're throwing the mother of all comic book launches at Claphams notorious Inigo bar, where most of you will have fond yet hazy memories of our other party's. And, as it's such a special occasion we have a special guest DJ who goes by the name of DEEKLINE! Yes that's right! The one and only booty shaking king himself will be touching down to mash up the set with his unique sound. You can also expect the usuall quality styles from residents- BOSS.MAN.CHIEF (Jimo & J-Kube) and Modern Monstrosity head honcho, Larry Sun. There will also be live art from TFTF artist, Oliver Lambden at the drawing table, where you will also be able to pick up a Copy of the latest issue for £2.50, and even get it signed by the creators if you so wish. This night is free, & not to be missed! Loads of fun to be had and familiar, friendly faces to be seen, the summer really is here so lets get on it and PARTY!
A young lady dscribed her outlook on life and the future as 'queasy at best, totally apathetic at worst' after experiencing some of the worst yuppie exposure we've seen in this country this side of 1988. Jaime Woodham (27) was walking with a friend in the Docklands area of London. In need of some money she asked a swarm of nearby suits where she might find a cash machine. To which they replied in beery unison "I'M A CASH MACHINE!! WAAYYYY!!" Disgusted, but still composed she waited untill these Porsche-driving, date-rape champions of the world dispursed, and consulted a young be-suited couple. Again the question "Excuse me, do you know whereabouts I might find a cash machine?" Again the same answer "I'm a cash machine!!" to the delighted giggles of his girlfriend.
All of the above HAPPENED right here in London 2007.
Jaime remains to this day in a stable but pissed off condition.
Hi Moochowski Are you coming to our night on 20th June in Hoxton! It’s FREE ENTRY and you get a FREE copy of the July issue of Lobster Quadrille Magazine! What say you? Rob xx
I, Lindsay, highly recommend "CAN'T BUY MY LOVE: HOW ADVERTISING CHANGES THE WAY WE THINK AND FEEL" by Jean Kilbourne. Advertisers are the lowest fucking scum of the Earth. This fun book reminds you of all the reasons you might have forgotten to hate the conniving little parasites, but adds so much more besides. Page after page of horrifying information that you probably never knew about the dispicable, virulent, $200000000000-per-year advertising industry. [That's two hundred billion, every 365 days.] Advertisers aren't people. They're a steaming, frothing ocean of piss, shit and congealed bile somehow made to look like people. Read this book if you can manage not to puke your stomach right out. Two thumbs up.
sometimes... i visit your page just to listen to the background song. i can't quite figure this behaviour out. maybe it's the solemnity of the song that draws me to it? oh i don't know. lets have a pint.
yo linds - thanks for parcel. as predicted, couldn't have been a more awesome evening. make more comics, more. i'm going to track you down when i've finished this boring essay and we're going to the pub. yes. xxx
chaps... the comic is great - it totally entertained me. my brother spontaneously expressed the same view... which was slightly awkward for us because we are accustomed to disagreeing (in a good natured way) about things. well done guys for stimulating a historic sense of consensus between us. i'll certainly be orderng issue two.
Finally read issue 2 over the weekend - which I really enjoyed. The whole tree house story was really touching, I'm a big softy and a sucker for that kind of thing. Look forward to ish' 3.
Tom, darling, sorry for delayed response. The flu had me good. I'm alright. It doesn't stop bleeding raining here! Am working with another mad Brit right now, pretty funny. Miss you tho.
Hi Guys
This is tomorrow (or today I suppose, depending on when you read it). UNCLE PEDRO are also playing along with TWO sets of DJs (DECKS RAY SPEX and the excellent BEEP STREET) Wanna be added to the guestlist? Bring your latest work of art for a review too.
Rob + Charlie xx
