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Monster-Sized Monsters
Rock / Other / Punk

"I want your crazy little brains"

Portland, Oregon
United States

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Last Login:  11/18/2008
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   Monster-Sized Monsters: General Info
Member Since7/12/2005
Band Websitekunaki.com/sales.asp?PID=PX00ZK1LRQ
Band MembersHannah Armstrong [Bass/Vox]
Calum Barrick [Drums]
Emily Galash [Guitar/Vox]

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InfluencesBratmobile, Bikini Kill, Sleater-Kinney, The Specials, The Misfits, Bad Brains, The Pixies, The Cramps, and Bauhaus. Everything we've ever failed at, hated, loved, cried over, shouted at, flipped off, hugged, kissed, were jealous of, wanted, had, lost, and succeeded in.
Sounds LikeWe play what sounds good to our ears. Energetic music WE would get up and dance to, not giving a fuck what genre our music falls under. This is NOT your 4 chord guitar, root note bass, same drum beat band. Weve got inspired guitar, girl vocals, kick ass drum beats and lots of b-a-s-s bass. (Seriously, we LOVE to turn the bass up WAYYYY high.) Other than that, get our cd and you tell us!
Record LabelWe're doin' just fine w/o your trendy indie label
Type of LabelMajor



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   About Monster-Sized Monsters
Monster-Sized Monsters wants to prove to you that we are determined to do something new, uncatagorizable, and exciting in a world where every thing's been done before. We want to start something big, we want to make an impact. And if we don't, we sure as hell are going to have a fantastic time trying. Come be a part of that. Come to a show and remember what it's like to have a good time.

For booking information send a message to this MySpace account or contact monstersizedmonsters@gmail.com. We are almost always looking for shows in the NW united states, and radio shows.



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What people are saying about Monster-Sized Monsters:

"...Monster Size Monsters- prove that the kids are, indeed, 'alright...'"
-Wilimatte Week

"...For anyone like myself, who has shamelessly spent extensive hours with bands like 7 Year Bitch, Bikini Kill and the Raincoats, MSM’s sound is sort of like your childhood blanky, all warm and fuzzy..."
-WW Local Cut

"...Fueled by the spirited 'Monster-Sized Monsters,' the assembled youth reached a high-octane level shortly after Sam [Adams]'s welcome and maintained its energy for the rest of the evening..."
-Sam Adam's Blog (Portland City Commissioner)

"...I pitied the unknowing donut fiends who happened to wander in for their late-night fix, though they were in for a treat as the band [Monster-Sized Monsters] was rocking the fuck out full throttle despite their cramped quarters..."
-Jason Patrick Doherty

"They have a cool sound..."
-Notorious Kelly



Bands we've shared the stage with:
- The Taxpayers
- The Scurvies (Alaska)
- Speaker Speaker (Seattle)
- The Hand that Bleeds
- Atomic Butter Babes
- Garden of Change
- Cower
- Ether Circus
- Nicky Click (New Hampshire)
- The HUGS
- Defect Defect
- Chores
- Mr. Free and the Satellite Freakout (Arizona)
- Nazcalines (Seattle?)
- MCM Highway
- Jonny X and the Groadies
- Pure Country Gold
- Red Herring
- Guidance Councilor
- The Little Party and Bad Business (Seattle)
- Hell 7
- No Reguard
- POP
- Dead Man's High Life
- Uneasy
- OGOPOGO
- Puddletown Pussies
- Hurah Hurah
- Pocket-Sized Surgeons
- The Tramps
- Tryals of Cerebral Witches
- Tibetan Beef Garden
- Ethiopian Children
- Erik Anarchy
- Knot Knocked Up (Missoula, MT)
- Empty Vessel
- Accidental Gun Death
- +More!!
Myspace Stuff

Cities We've Played:
- Portland, Oregon
- Manzanita, Oregon
- Seattle, Washington
- Missoula, Montana
- Salt Lake City, Utah
- Santa Fe, New Mexico
- Albuquerque, New Mexico
- Phoenix, Arizona
- Los Angeles, California
- San Fransisco, California
- Eugene, Oregon
Myspace Stuff

DISCOGRAPHY:
2006
"Self Titled" CD (No label. Dist.: Kunaki, DIY)
2008
"S.T.U.M.P. Compilation 1" CD (No Label. Dist.: STUMP, DIY)
"The Flesh Of Your Mother Sticks Between My Teeth: Monster-Sized Monsters/The Hand That Bleeds Split" VINYL, CD coming soon (No Label. Dist.: DIY, In-Store coming soon.)

   Monster-Sized Monsters's Friend Space (Top 8)
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Monster-Sized Monsters's Friends Comments
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New School Records





Nov 12 2008 1:25 AM

Hey! What's up new myspace friend? Here are some of our artists newest MP3's! Check them out and let us know what you think! You can also hear a ton more of our bands songs on iTunes.


> 7-10 Split - Everyone Dies Alone
> 800 Octane - Rise Again
> The Coterie - In Memory Of
> In Stereo - Waking Up
> Mourningstar - Dead To Me
> No Trigger - Earthtones
> Nuclear Saturday - Pillow Talk
> Off The Record - Losers Never Win
> Spare Lead - Giving Up On Breaking Down
> Twenty2 - Never Healing

More music, videos and band/label information can be found on our website at newschoolrecords. com or on iTunes.
Empty Vessel





Nov 6 2008 2:44 AM

yeah, I think our shows are going to be a bit drier from now on. We we're bummed on how we played, and pretty bummed about the window too. At least I just made enough to cover a window and rent though.
Empty Vessel





Nov 5 2008 7:28 PM

Show was fun.
We really liked the album!
Accidental Gun Death





Nov 4 2008 2:01 AM

you guys are rad! thanks for appreciating us and lets play a again.
Jim Strange





Nov 3 2008 4:13 AM

No problem, "Monster sized Monsters" has a great hook to it.
♥ Puppy ♥





Oct 31 2008 11:26 PM

:D I Have no idea what's going on for Halloween, but if I end up with nothing I will be there, or drag others :]
Exile Asylum© Models





Oct 30 2008 1:38 PM

Thanks for supporting Exile Asylum!
Swing by.. We have our Asylum Halloween Contest going on now^^
Have a fun Halloween :)

Asylum Girls ~ Asylum Guys
Batteries





Oct 20 2008 9:46 PM

Neat-o!
Batteries





Oct 20 2008 9:02 PM

let us know if you're ever in the area. good to see someone observe the obseletion of root note bass haha. the tracks on our myspace are over a year and half old and we have a completely new set that i think you might dig much more. either way, i think it'd be fun to someday set up a show. this is our latest flyer,

No Pants Entertainment





Oct 15 2008 10:45 PM

Recourse away.
-Np.
The Model Citizen





Oct 15 2008 9:05 PM

Thanks!

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David Evan





Sep 19 2008 6:52 PM

it's all ages!
David Evan





Sep 15 2008 4:36 PM

when da hell is you playing anoda shows?
Choking Susan





Sep 14 2008 11:40 PM

ooh la la..groovy!
much love to you from Detroit !!!
xxoo
:)
MELTED CASSETTES





Sep 13 2008 8:02 PM

It is neither-We are in a state of complete anarchy...in our minds.
x9/5+32





Sep 1 2008 4:01 AM

Congratulations Emily on being in that voting video! However, isn't this a Republic and not a democracy??
x9/5+32





Aug 21 2008 1:43 PM

Glad you guys made it back ok! The SF and ABQ shows were great, hope to see you on tour again soon!
Jason





Aug 21 2008 9:16 AM

I'm awesome. Thanks for coming down, I had a blast at your show. I wish I had gotten to visit with you guys a bit.
Notorious Kelly





Aug 18 2008 12:48 AM


Wed Aug 20, 2008

Brain Fluid Comedy at Fez Ballroom Wed Aug 20, 2008 9 pm $1 21+ 316 SW 11th Ave
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I haven't been getting out much lately, so there's gonna be some fun, diverse material shared for the first time at Brain Fluid.

Break up your work week with a couple hours of laughs from Notorious Kelly and other talented comics!

I hope to see you there.

NK


For the most current and complete Open Mic list for Portland and surrounding areas, visit Notorious Kelly's MySpace!
The Royal Tees ................(missin Dying Days)





Aug 3 2008 10:16 PM

yo msm...we had blast rocking with you last night and can't wait to do it again! good luck on tour and please drive safe.
LiveMusicPDX.com





Jul 30 2008 3:47 AM



Come check out LiveMusicPDX. com to find out about all the coolest local Portland bands playing in a venue near you and why whiskey makes Jake and Don the happiest.
David Evan





Jul 27 2008 8:23 PM

hey hannah, thanks! that's totally awesome and so is msm! i was all psyched to come to your show on the 2nd until i realized i'm playing a party that night and i was all like, "nooooooooooo!" in slow motion and shit like in the movies. i will be there in spirit.
i hope your tour is freakin' amazing!
Photos by Nathan Backous





Jul 26 2008 12:54 AM

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Monster Sized Monsters
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Jul 11 2008 5:43 AM

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The Grokkers





Jun 25 2008 5:36 PM

Thanks for the friendship.

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David Evan





Jun 23 2008 1:16 AM

yes but that's because of an accident i was in saving a baby refugee from a land mine, and i don't appreciate you making fun of it.
when was the last time you saved a baby refugee from anything?
Notorious Kelly





Jun 23 2008 12:17 AM

MSM and THTB on tour together?!?

BADASS!!!
JonnyX and the Groadies





Jun 20 2008 6:27 AM

Flyer for the JX:ATG 12th Anniversary Party, July 4th 2008 @ Work/Sound
Bridgetown Syndicate





Jun 19 2008 11:02 PM

Do you guys need someone to tour with in August? We'd be probably interested if so...
David Evan





Jun 15 2008 5:52 AM

your default pic is too long
David Evan





Jun 11 2008 7:11 PM

you know you want to cum!
PC-PDX.COM | Portland Show Guide
heartface





Jun 11 2008 6:14 AM

if you were a cat id eat yer puke!
sean sumler





Jun 3 2008 8:30 AM

yeah dudes!

i saw y'all walking down 7th a little while ago and i was about to stop but i got smashed by a 1958 Ford Custom 300 Tudor and had to stop and cry. i think my body dented their car.

:(
Little Lioness





May 20 2008 3:42 AM

Hello. Greatly enjoying the music. Sam K of Tibetan Beef Garden got me into it. He sits next to me in History class, so I suppose it was inevitable. Anyway, just stopping by the say thanks for making the Portland music scene all the more enjoyable.

Peace, Love, Hand Grenades.

--Sarah
Cigno





May 19 2008 9:56 AM

I was an eclectic child and I am still the same. I love many different things, even things that seem too far to have something in common, things coming from opposite worlds. A had a girlfriend 2 years ago that made me discover Bikini Kill, Vice Squad and their great sound. I think your music is great, too! I discovered your myspace profile just for chance, looking for informations about Emily: when I saw her in Paranoid Park I thought she was just perfect.
Greetings from Italy!
Davetrog





May 18 2008 11:44 AM

thanks for the add
love five days
and the rest
guerendude





May 17 2008 11:03 PM

Hey! Thanks for the add.
Keep on rockin' yeah!
Danny Bear


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May 17 2008 8:58 PM

haha no problamo guys!