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Monsters are not Myths
Rock / Indie / Acoustic

"The Low Carb Band brings you music to yo-yo to..."

Bay Area, California
United States

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   Monsters are not Myths: General Info
Member Since9/18/2004
Band Websitemonstersarenotmyths.com
Band Members


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Evan Hamilton - Keyboards, vocals, harmonica, egg shaker
Nick Giordano - Guitar, egg shaker, tambourine man
Zach Everhart - Guitar, bass, backing vocals, egg shaker
Tyler Null - Drums, awesomeness
InfluencesBen Kweller, Radiohead, Bob Dylan, Barenaked Ladies, Nirvana, The Way The Wind Blows, Ben Harper, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sleater-Kinney, Too Much Fast Food, Gomez, Neil Young, Magnetic Fields, Henry Rollins, Ryan Adams, B.R.M.C, Bill Paying, Jon Spencer, Over Protective Mothers, The Who, Pearl Jam, Local H, Social Distortion, Blur, The Oscar Meyer Song, The Black Keys, The Clash, The Pixies, Spoon, Wilco
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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
May 14 2008 8:00P
Red Devil Lounge San Francisco, California
May 22 2008 6:00P
Pirate Cat Radio 87.9 fm San Francisco, California
Jun 20 2008 7:00P
Slim’s San Francisco, California
Jun 22 2008 8:00P
Motions! Santa Maria, California

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   About Monsters are not Myths


NorCal rockers Monsters are not Myths are out to prove that there really was something snarling underneath your bed as a kid. The band formed in Santa Cruz, California in 2004. Guitarist Nick Giordano met singer/keyboardist Evan Hamilton via craigslist, stole their band name from a seven-year-old boy, and began creating their unique brand of rock.

Sometimes described as "Nirvana with piano, inspired by Dylan", Monsters are not Myths defies true definition by melding their hard-hitting rock and punks roots with folk and blues.

Monsters are not Myths have established themselves in the California rock scene with two CD’s: the acoustic EP Portable Luminaire (2004), and the full-length Vague Smiles (2005), for which they won Silver and Gold awards respectively in the Santa Cruz Metros Readers Poll. Finalists in Your Music Magazine's 2005 Battle of the Bands, MANM has also been featured on KZSC 88.1fm, 103.9fm, and on 5 compilations. They were even mentioned in Vegetarian Times, but are still waiting for a call from Cat Fancy Magazine.

This trio's minimalist guitar/keyboard/drums combo creates an addictive visceral energy. Committed to of rocking each and every person in the world until they roll, Monsters are not Myths ignites the stage with a energetic and unforgettable show.

Accomplishments:

  • Metro Readers Poll Gold Award Winners for Best Local CD - 2006
  • Metro Readers Poll Bronze Award Winners for Best Local Band - 2006
  • Metro Readers Poll Silver Award Winners for Best Local CD - 2005
  • Finalists in the Your Music Magazine Battle of the Bands - 2006
  • Finalists in the Quilted Fish Production Deal Contest
  • 10th Place Winner in the Santa Cruz Live Online Battle of the Bands - 2005
  • 3rd Place Finish In The Guerrilla Music Project Battle of the Bands - 2005
  • CDs Featured Red Carpet Boutique, Hollywood
  • 1st Round Winner Your Music Magazine Battle of the Bands - 2005
  • Songs Featured in UC Santa Cruz Plays "If Only" and "Parole, Drugs, & Mexico."
  • Featured weekly on "The Timothy Jordan Show" - 2006

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Monsters are not Myths's Friends Comments
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Barb Rocks ™





May 1 2008 6:41 PM

Thanks for playing last Saturday and for the CD's!
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Apr 15 2008 5:43 PM

awesomeness my friends. cant wait to play with you guys!!! this is gonna be a fun show.

-matt
MONSTER EATS THE PILOT





Apr 14 2008 1:39 PM

ok cool. ya the sooner you know the better. it will be sweet to play with you guys if it fits your schedule. i really like your sound.
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Apr 14 2008 11:28 AM

ok so we played the laser tag place yesterday and it a was a pretty sweet show. probably got about 50 people there. so i set the date to play there again june 22.
do you guys want in on that show?
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Apr 13 2008 11:41 AM

thats sweet guys. ya we would totally be down for trading shows. im actually setting up a show at a laser tag place in santa maria with our friends face pace slow race from oregon in june 22. its a pretty cool venue to play aand can usually get an ok size crowd out there.
do you guys want in on that show?
MONSTER EATS THE PILOT





Apr 13 2008 8:48 AM

hey guys long time no talk. hows the band going? did you ever play that red devil place?

-matt
☆KRISTIN☆





Apr 10 2008 12:06 AM

new tracks!? zach that jerk said nothing.... wait... is z actually on these tracks now?!
☆KRISTIN☆





Apr 8 2008 9:00 AM

why aren't you guys playing any shows around here, huh?! i could go for some MANM!!
Letters Make Words





Apr 9 2008 3:04 PM

Hey guys! Welcome to our Top Friends!
Looking forward to playing with you on April 26th..

LMW
angelique





Apr 9 2008 2:37 PM


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Apr 8 2008 3:07 PM

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Feb 12 2008 10:22 PM

Awe...thank you! Happy Valentine's day. xoxoxo, Serena...pr noise :P
Super Adventure Club





Feb 8 2008 9:56 AM

hey you low carb svelt monsters,
come and rock out on wed please at the elbo.....
Shmoe


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Feb 6 2008 12:58 PM

Sooner rather then later. Maybe by sometime in early to mid March?
Orpheum Records





Feb 4 2008 10:17 PM

Thanks for the request.
Shmoe


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Feb 4 2008 1:02 PM

Badass! Do you have a show booked already? Because i'm possibly looking for a band to play April 4th. Its a Friday.
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Feb 3 2008 10:14 PM

;)Muuuaah! Thanks so much for the request and for being a friend Monsters are Not Myths. You rock! All the best in 2008 to you! Serena :P
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Feb 3 2008 5:31 PM

shows sound like a good idea. you got any on the books?
closetLames





Feb 3 2008 5:39 AM

Hello Monsters, i had a great time gigging w/ you guys on Thurs., lets do it again for sure!!!!
Super Adventure Club





Feb 1 2008 6:17 PM

LONG LIVE THE COWBELL SOLO!
closetLames





Jan 25 2008 7:50 AM

Looking forward to Beale St. on the 31st. Gonna be fun!
thebackuprazor Training Bass & Auditioning Drums.





Jan 21 2008 11:59 PM

damn, where's my yo yo???
Shmoe


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Jan 13 2008 1:10 PM

Glad you guys found a drummer. Now you guys just need to play some shows down here. But that's kind of a selfish request.
angelique





Jan 7 2008 5:48 AM

hmmm, never took orders from me that well, alas!!!
Keep on rockin'
Angelique
angelique





Jan 2 2008 8:35 AM

Thanks for the ADD, I'm Zach's Mom, but do not tell him as I'll get an ear full,ok?
Love your stuff,
Angelique
Arthur





Dec 14 2007 3:10 PM

Hey I wanted to invite you to a show that I'm in on Monday. It's the second 2nd annual XXX-mas show on Dec. 17th at the SF Punchline! This show is going to be amazing. Trust me, you wont want to miss this. Check out the flyer - Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Nuff said. It's only ten bucks too. It's been suggested to call the club and reserve your seats. Hope to see you out there!
ballstothewalls





Dec 10 2007 7:56 PM

Hi, i love you guys, you are awesome!! And, Evan, are you coming home to Nevada County for Christmas??????
Call Me Joss





Dec 1 2007 11:38 PM

Hey Guys,

Its been bout a year since you played a show for us. Just wanted to say thanks again and To wish you the best of luck with your carrers, You have what you need. Now you need to get that break.

Good luck,
Joss
Chris Jones





Nov 15 2007 10:19 PM

Hey,

Just wanted to say that last week was really fun, and it's great to see you out playin' again. Keep it real...

Chris
PHONOFLY





Nov 8 2007 9:08 PM

Word guys - thanks for hittin us up. You sounded great last night!
heather





Oct 8 2007 6:26 PM

sheesh i haven't talked to you guys in ages

yeah i saw them on saturday at the download festival
sara





Sep 16 2007 10:41 AM

can't wait to see you guys play...and to hang out. hope you are well!!!
heather





Aug 10 2007 1:45 AM

heyy i havent looked at your page in a long time. how are you doing?
Stonehocker





Jul 31 2007 5:02 PM

we love you