Who I'd like to meet:
Here is a conversation I had today:
Robert-
hey jack, i can't get to maxolasersquad.com
Me-
It should be working now. It will be down again tonight as I troubleshoot some PC problems.
Robert-
you're fired!!
ps-a position just opened up in my heart deparment. are you interested?
Me-
As long as the benefits are good.
Robert-
post your resume on monster and i'll look for it.
Me-
I have posted it. Here's what it looks like:
Married White Male seeks warm, caring, professional employment in the left ventricle of the heart. I specialise in pumping blood out of the heart, and ensuring enough oxygen is in each blood cell to perform their specific duty.
Previous employers:
Sean Bicford
Reason for leaving: Goth chicks.
Dorothy Wooderson(sic)
Reason for leaving: Dirty working environment.
Sarah Jessica Parker
Reason for leaving: Still working part time.
It's David now, get over it.'s Friend Space (Top 11)
happy, happy birthday! Ummm, when you come down for a visit and to pick up the mound of baby stuff I have for ya'll I shall sing your praises in a birthday like melody!
Let's bar-b-que some cupcakes and twinkies for dinner, drink some pork wine for dessert, and then work on making a strap for your guitar out of some belt from Guatamala
Hey David! I really hope you can come check us out kickin' ass at Roller derby in skirts:) beer available! and kids in free under 12:) Tickets at CD Warehouse and online! I hope to see you there! Sorry this is sooo big!
I don't remember signing any pre-nups!?
From now on, whenever you slice an especially nutty, sweet, yummy cheese- you have to do a "psst.... hey Ana, will you taste this and tell me if it's OK...." get it? got it? good.
you left your panties at my house. I put them in the nursery. For a small ransom, you may see them agian, i can not promise unharmed. Shall we say, one hersey bar and 10 nickles. excellent.
Hey David! V.B. was fun last night! You have the sweetest daughter, you should bring her out more often.....i promise i will watch my mouth:) Aurora took better pics than me.......enough said....hehe c ya!
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