dear military special, if Lucy Michelle and the velvet Lapelles was an awkward highschool boy and Military Special was the hottie highschool girl, he would totally man up and ask her to the prom. That was probably the weirdest way to say how much we dig you guys, but we really do have a big crush on all of you. Love Lucy, Ashley, Geoff, Eamonn, Jesse...and I guess chris too.
do you guys have an idea for a poster? if not, i would be willing to ask our friend mark who made that crazy one with the robot and the giant red splattering gun...lemme know what your plans are cause we wanna hit it hard!
hello (joe), i just saw that you are playing the uptown on wednesday. which is pretty sweet because i work wednesday nights at that same bar. looking forward to seeing you!
Military Special, you scum sucking, pig screwing bastards. I really like this song. But why only one song, you liliy liver-ed shit faces. I'm not even sure if I should censor this... I also am not sure I can spell. But i went to college? Either way good luck with the future, because it's all we got. Unless you war loving motherfuckers are enjoying this. The new song is good, but I need more music to hear. WTF. Um, I would also like to hear that you need some guy to record a didgeridu. Because that is one sound you miss. Well either way. Come to chicago.
V-FUNK is interested in some one-on-one fun with MS. Some BJs maybe a little butt bumping. Let us know if you're interested. If not maybe we can all just get smashed together. <3
