Melanie
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"Sometimes I forget I'm still awake. I fuck up and say these things out loud."
Female
33 years old
LAKEWOOD, Ohio
United States
Last Login:7/16/2008
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Melanie's Interests
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| Music | Elliott Smith, Tori Amos, The Dresden Dolls, The Geraldine Fibbers, Damien Rice, M. Ward, Portishead, Faith No More, Husker Du, old Liz Phair, Marilyn Manson, Liam Lynch, Pavement, The Killers, Ruby, Nirvana, The Catherine Wheel / Rob Dickinson, Rufus Wainwright, The Scream, Boss Hog, Magnetic Fields, Ani DiFranco, Nick Drake, Love / Hate, Depeche Mode, Guns N' Roses, Jane's Addiction, Queensryche, Blondie, Nine Inch Nails, Elvis Costello, Prick, Venus Hum, Jeff Buckley, Rage Against The Machine, INXS, New Order, Protocol, Garbage, The Datsuns, Aimee Mann, Placebo, Mother Love Bone, The Cure, Archers of Loaf, King Missile, Republica, Jack Off Jill, Ryan Adams, David Bowie, Radiohead, Bell X1, Self, Alice In Chains, Harry Chapin, The Gossip, Neutral Milk Hotel, That Dog, Blur, Quasi, PJ Harvey, Badly Drawn Boy, Beastie Boys, Vain, Tricky, Joy Division, Red Hot Chili Peppers, X, Blind Melon, Joseph Arthur, Motley Crue, Nikka Costa, Pearl Jam, The Bravery, John Corabi, Moonwater, God's Water, It Could Be Nothing, Film School, British Sea Power | | Movies | Hedwig and the Angry Inch, High Fidelity, Pi, Citizen Kane, Amélie, Donnie Darko, Psycho Beach Party, 28 Days Later, Run Lola Run, Dogma, The Graduate, Edward Scissorhands, Rushmore, What We Do is Secret, Finding Nemo, 10 Things I Hate About You, The Big Lebowski, All About My Mother, The Fisher King, A Clockwork Orange, Vertigo, Pan's Labyrinth, Blast From the Past, My Neighbor Totoro, Beetlejuice, Zero Effect, Pulp Fiction, Trainspotting, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings, The Princess Bride, Batman Begins, But I'm a Cheerleader, Grosse Pointe Blank, The Labyrinth, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure and Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, Monsters Inc., Amelie, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Kill Bill, Say Anything, Office Space, Ed Wood, Dangerous Liaisons, Usual Suspects, Almost Famous, Clerks, Swingers, Lost In Translation, Henry Fool, The Matrix (ONLY the first one), Spirited Away, and the list goes on | | Television | Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Angry Beavers, Family Guy, Queer As Folk, Invader Zim, Dinner For Five, The Daily Show, Kids in the Hall, Mr. Show, Adult Swim, Alias, Lost, Mission Hill, Futurama, The Colbert Report, Battlestar Galactica, Weeds, Dexter, South Park, The Riches, Sifl & Olly, Heroes | | Books | Cat's Cradle (Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.),
A Prayer For Owen Meany, The World According to Garp (John Irving),
The Basic Eight (Daniel Handler),
Take the Cannoli (Sarah Vowell),
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams),
The entire Harry Potter series (JK Rowling),
Middlesex (Jeffrey Eugenides),
Wonder Boys (Michael Chabon),
Jitterbug Perfume, Another Roadside Attraction, Skinny Legs and All (Tom Robbins),
Bel Ami & The Necklace (Guy de Maupassant),
High Fidelity (Nick Hornby),
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius (Dave Eggers),
Me Talk Pretty One Day (David Sedaris),
Edinburgh (Alexander Chee),
Job: A Comedy of Justice (Robert A. Heinlein),
The Picture of Dorian Gray (Oscar Wilde) |
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Melanie's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Charlotte, NC | | Religion: | Agnostic | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra | | Children: | I don't want kids | | Education: | Some college |
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Melanie's Schools
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Gaston College
Dallas,North Carolina
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Radio / TV Broadcast
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1992 to 1993 |
West Mecklenburg High
Charlotte,North Carolina
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Drama Club, Thespian Society, Quill & Scroll, Honor Society, Environmental Science Club, Interclub Council, and... some other stuff I forget. Gah. I was such a geek.
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1989 to 1992 |
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Melanie is awake when you are asleep, and vice versa.
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Melanie's Blurbs |
About me:
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Who I'd like to meet:
My name is Melanie, but nearly everyone shortens that to Mel. Someone years ago told me my name was hard to remember because it had more than two syllables. Though I think maybe he was just making excuses for being forgetful, there might be something to that. Mel seems to stick more.
Into music the most, movies a lot, and reading in what little time I have left. Some days I want to be a writer. Other days, not so much.
I'd be a pop-culture snob if I didn't like so much cheesy shit.
Computers fascinate me.
Conversationalist from hell.
Libra, Taurus rising. (Sometimes it makes sense, sometimes it doesn't.)
Pretty much an Atheist at this point. Logic and Occam, baby.
Half couch potato, half social butterfly. (Ok, maybe it's more like 60/40.)
A fruit fly. (Sort of like a fag hag, but different.)
Sense of humor that ranges from dry to sarcastic to warped and wrong to all out wacky, all within about 5 minutes of each other. (And despite the photographic evidence to the contrary, I laugh constantly. I just don't let pictures of me smiling escape my grasp very often, as when I smile my eyes disappear and you can see my fangs. Yes, I have natural fangs. It ain't pretty people.)
Smoker. Sometimes drinker.
The polar opposite of a neat freak.
Completely political - proudly liberal - and completely apathetic.
Total nerd in the best sense of the word.
Had my nose pierced for my 30th birthday present to myself.
Not shy. At all. By any stretch.
Not 'girly', but still a girl.
A big kid at heart but gainfully employed. I had to go get a grownup job, though we will not say who that is for here. I'm still doing a little bit of work for my best friend ( www.diverseuniverse.net and www.citydweller.net) and working for myself, though I don't really have much time left for that anymore, and I'm not taking on any new projects at the moment (theprojectgeek.com).
Shallow and deep, sometimes in the same moment.
Contradictory.
Poor most of the time. I gave up the corporate money in LA for the happier life in Cleveland, and though I'm poorer than ever, I'm also quite happy. (Even with the grownup job, this is still sadly true.)
Is in possession of a boyfriend who's a video game freak and likes sci-fi, but he also likes a lot of the things I like. I love him very much though many days I'm plotting his demise as I clean up the coffee grounds he spilled on the counter for the millionth time.
Also has 2 great big shedding psychotic freaky cats, who I adore. If you happen to be around me when I see a cat or even a picture of a cat, you will finally be convinced that I am, in fact, a girl.
Spends far too much time in front of the computer. FAR TOO MUCH.
If I could go to a concert every night, I probably would. Time, energy, and finance restraints make even the occasional show a hard press these days though.
Parentheses are my favorite literary device. (In case you couldn't tell already.)
Sometimes mixes perspectives when writing descriptions of myself, despite status as a grammar nerd.
There's so much more to tell you, but I'm even bored with me by now.
MySpace URL:
http://myspace.com/melthefruitfly

Elliott Smith, Tori Amos, The Dresden Dolls, The Geraldine Fibbers, Portishead, Faith No More, Husker Du, old Liz Phair, Marilyn Manson (well, until the last few years, I've even given up trying to defend a lot of the latest stuff), Pavement, Ruby, Nirvana, The Catherine Wheel, Rob Dickinson, Rufus Wainwright, M. Ward, Boss Hog, Magnetic Fields, Ani DiFranco (mostly her older stuff), Nick Drake, Love / Hate, Depeche Mode, Jane's Addiction, Moonwater, Nicholas Megalis, Queensryche, Blondie, Nine Inch Nails, Elvis Costello, Prick, Liam Lynch, Jeff Buckley, INXS (only with Michael Hutchence though... this other crap doesn't count), New Order, Garbage, British Sea Power, God's Water, The Datsuns, Aimee Mann, Placebo, Mother Love Bone, The Cure, Archers of Loaf, Republica, Damien Rice, Ryan Adams, It Could Be Nothing, David Bowie, Radiohead (up to Kid A then skip to In Rainbows), Self, Alice In Chains, Harry Chapin, Film School, The Gossip, Neutral Milk Hotel, That Dog, Bell X1, Blur, Quasi, PJ Harvey, Badly Drawn Boy, Beastie Boys, Vain, Tricky, Joy Division, Red Hot Chili Peppers, X, Blind Melon, Joseph Arthur, Motley Crue, Pearl Jam (mostly 10 years old or more), The Bravery, lots and lots of 80's pop, a bit more of the cheesy 80's hair metal I can never truly give up on, lots and lots of indie rock, a bit of the shoegaze variety, and tons more that I can't think of right now - if it moves me or makes me move I probably dig it

Hedwig and the Angry Inch, High Fidelity, Pi, Citizen Kane, Amélie, Donnie Darko, Psycho Beach Party, 28 Days Later, What We Do is Secret, Run Lola Run, Dogma, The Graduate, Edward Scissorhands, Rushmore, Finding Nemo, 10 Things I Hate About You, The Incredibles, The Big Lebowski, Beetlejuice, Zero Effect, Pulp Fiction, Trainspotting, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Control, Pirates of the Caribbean (the first one), Lord of the Rings (the whole geeky trilogy), All About My Mother, The Fisher King, A Clockwork Orange, Vertigo, Pan's Labyrinth, Blast From the Past (so flawed, so cheesy, yet I adore it), My Neighbor Totoro, The Princess Bride, Batman Begins, But I'm a Cheerleader, Grosse Pointe Blank, The Labyrinth, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure and Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, Monsters Inc., The Nightmare Before Christmas, Kill Bill, Say Anything, Office Space, Ed Wood, Dangerous Liaisons, Usual Suspects, Almost Famous, Clerks, Swingers, Lost In Translation, Better Off Dead, Henry Fool, The Matrix ( ONLY the first one), Spirited Away, and the list goes on

Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
A Prayer For Owen Meany & The World According to Garp by John Irving
The Basic Eight by Daniel Handler
Take the Cannoli by Sarah Vowell
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
The entire Harry Potter series by JK Rowling
Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides
Bel Ami by Guy de Maupassant (also The Necklace)
Wonder Boys by Michael Chabon
Jitterbug Perfume, Another Roadside Attraction, & Skinny Legs and All by Tom Robbins
High Fidelity by Nick Hornby
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers (no matter how big the backlash has become, I still love this book)
Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris
Edinburgh by Alexander Chee
Job: A Comedy of Justice by Robert A. Heinlein
The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
Really, there are so many more, but these are the ones that I go back to time and time again.

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Battlestar Galactica (the new one, natch), Angry Beavers, Family Guy, Queer As Folk, Invader Zim, Torchwood, The Riches, Dinner For Five, Sifl & Olly, The Daily Show, Dexter, Kids in the Hall, Mr. Show, South Park, Doctor Who (2005 and beyond), Adult Swim (though less and less these days), Weeds, Alias (THANK YOU DAN.), Lost, Mission Hill, Futurama, The Colbert Report, Death Note (damn my anime geek boyfriend), Heroes, Dexter's Lab, and a zillion+ cartoon / animated series (yeah, given my list, I'm sure you'd already kinda got that, huh?)
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'Ello. Long time no see. You're never working at DU when I'm there. =(
I'm a M-I-L-F, Don't you forget, M-I-L-F, i hate that song so much that i like it, the video is cool too!!!
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Wow. I have to say that this is the COOLEST Myspace layout I've seen so far. And as for the Baaaa. Are you looking for followers? lol. You could start a cult if you really wanted to. purple shrouds and Nikes are on backorder. -Dave
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enemy stabs you in the front.
Your friend stabs you in the back.
Your boyfriend//girlfriend stabs you in the heart.
But me,
Your closest friend,
Carries a knife.
To stab those mother fuckers.
Right back.
Send this to.
20 of your closest friends.
Within the next hour.
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Everything you once loved.
Will leave you.
You have one hour.
Glad you found us, Mel! Hope to see you at a show soon.
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