Stephen Swift: MC Copulation
Matthew Garber: Occasional, yet invaluable, programming
Influences
N.W.A./Dr. Dre, Haruki Murakami, David Berman, Brian Eno, Rick Moody, Diplo, Kid606, Joyce Carol Oates, Buck 65, this goes on for awhile and I'm sure you've guessed my clever template by now
Some say MC Copulation wasn't born by traditional means; legend has it that he was found inside a pumpkin, next to a bouquet of railroad spikes and clutching a single rose. He has only ever lost one fight, which was to the Sun itself, after which he was in intensive care for three months, and could only take in nutrients by having them misted on his right eye. When he got out of the hospital, one of his legs had to be artificially shortened, but he could see five minutes into the future.
damn i'm so excited! okay...ya know those deals shootin to other people? personally, honestly i felt it had to be a gimmick..., but i took a sec to do it the other day, to get a free card with $500 credit on it to shop @ Macys, and surprisingly it did work i couldn't believe it. you might want to click here and grab one too, see...?
Surprise! A comment that isn't a spam/ad bot. I was going through my friend's list, discovering music that I had forgotten (no offense!) and had to tell you how awesome your rhymes are, because I don't think I ever commented before.
Someday, when I have money, I'll book you. And it will be tight.
it's a party, with cereal. it's also for my birthday. which is your birthday. so it's also a party for you, and your birthday.
it's not being held on our actual birthday because monday parties are teh lame.
another person with our same birthday may also be attending. when else have you had the opportunity to be at a birthday party, for your birthday, with two other people with the same birthday for reals? I mean, I go to shindigs all the time that are held on friday when someone's birthday was wednesday, and someone else's birthday is next tuesday, so you consolidate.
we had a class about comic books once. and now you sing about having sex with computers. i couldn't imagine a more awesome future. we should play shows sometime
hey MC Copulation! remember our prom? we got so wasted and then danced to La Bouche! who would have thought we would be where we are 15 years later! me a neuro-surgeon and you a shepard! oh! the good old days!
While it is a well known fact that Jalipaz invented sex, babies, and rimjobs one day when he got tired of playing the same 654 chords on his super-banjo with 17 necks, what Jalipaz can not do is rap about the sex acts he invented. However, McCopulation definitely can.
