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Max Silvestri
Stand-Up / Female / As Seen on TV
"Buy any jeans necessary."

Male
25 years old
Sillyburg, Brooklyn,
United States



Last Login: 10/10/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/maxsilvestri  

   Max Silvestri's Comedian Bio
BioI was born and remained an only child. Then I was very obnoxious for a long time. Eventually I learned how to be likable.
Websitemaxsilvestri.com

    Max Silvestri's Interests
GeneralComedy. Food.
MusicBob Dylan, Elvis Perkins in Dearland, David Bowie, Daft Punk, Neutral Milk Hotel, Dr. Dog, The Band, Love, Menomena, TV On The Radio, The Kinks, Wolf Parade, Sunset Rubdown, Joanna Newsom, Devendra Banhart, Islands, The Knife, Leonard Cohen, Led Zeppelin
MoviesI especially enjoy arks being raided and rings being lorded.
TelevisionStrangers with Candy, The Simpsons, Mr. Show, Arrested Development, Entourage, The Daily Show, Conan O'Brien, 24, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Adult Swim, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Lost, Six Feet Under, The Sopranos
BooksPaul Auster, Michael Chabon, Haruki Murakami, 100 Bullets, The Crying of Lot 49, Chris Ware, Alan Moore, Adrian Tomine, Neil Gaiman, The Secret History, the Haggis-On-Whey World of Unbelievable Brilliance series, Don DeLillo, cookbooks.
HeroesPatton Oswalt. Louis CK. Anthony Bourdain. Batman.
Groups: Comedians of MySpaceCHAISE magazineNew York Underground ComicsNYC Underground Comedy FestThe Colbert Réporta s p e c i a l t h i n g . c o mpeople who want to buy kyle cease a beerHoly Headshot!

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     Max Silvestri's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Southborough, MA
Body type:6' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius

   Max Silvestri's Schools
Brown University
Providence, RHODE ISLAND
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Arts - Semiotics
 

2001 to 2005
St Marks School
Southborough, MASSACHUSETTS
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1997 to 2001

   Max Silvestri's Companies
Museum of Modern Art
New York, NY US




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   Max Silvestri's Blurbs
About me:
I am hosting this soon:

This is sort of an example of the show I used to host every month at Rififi and Sound Fix called I Like Attention:
Max Silvestri and Frank Lesser: I Like Attention

Now I host a weekly show at Sound Fix with my good friends Gabe Liedman and Jenny Slate called Big Terrific. It is every Thursday at 8pm. You should come. Williamsburg is fun.

Also about me:
I am a comedian-person.
I like cooking delicious food and then putting it inside me and my friends.
I am pretty much always "Online Now!"
Very few things make me anxious.
If I'm not paying attention to my facial expression, it defaults to somewhere between "confused" and "angry", but most likely I'm neither.
Conflations make my happy. Save time: an Italian who always looks on the bright side is a woptimist.
Who I'd like to meet:
I am ALL about my website. Please read Max Silvestri Wants This Inside You.
I am also great on gchat.

   Max Silvestri's Friend Space (Top 8)
Max Silvestri has 850 friends.
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Max Silvestri's Friends Comments
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Joanna





Sep 15 2008 7:57 PM

hey son, are you going to rickys screening of mike leighs first film tonight? whats your telephone number?? send it privately oooooo
Amortentia





Jun 10 2008 7:09 AM

hey you added me!
i didnt think i would be cool enough
thats badass
Rosalita





May 14 2008 5:00 AM

Dude, are you really up and on MySpace right now? I get the feeling that you are like me, and sort of always on, which is sort of pathetic. (j/k, I know I'm awesome.)

I just warmed up for tomorrow night by having eleventy billion drinks with Colleen in Williamsburg. And I sweet-talked a bottle of Angostura bitters from the bartender. One pilfered ingredient down, two treblenty to go...
betsy


Is Online


May 9 2008 6:03 AM

I'm sorry, was that some kind of command? Oh wait, i get it.
Delmer Deloushy





Apr 28 2008 10:16 PM

that's not true. She was all like, "You like ELO?"and i was all like, "you know it, hottie." and she was like, "oh, you're so my modeley type.
I'd totally model-fuck your brains out, but ewww, who is that looking guy behind you trying to do the robot (you were at one point). And then, she touched me again and engaged me in conversation again. and then i won. and then i won. and then i won.
Amy





Apr 28 2008 9:15 PM

Hey thanks for the add!
Megan





Apr 23 2008 6:41 PM

we run opposite
and wave goodbye
we used to live

(because it is a haiku i can't add 'together' but I think it is more sad this way)
RASHÜNDRA





Mar 16 2008 3:41 AM

you have kickass music taste!
LauraCondi/88MPH





Mar 16 2008 12:34 AM

then maybe we need to try and contact alan silvestri and convince him to adopt you, if not i might have to retract my friend request.

i hope you can understand.
Amanda





Feb 25 2008 3:34 PM

your pulled pork = heaven
Katja





Feb 6 2008 4:38 AM

Hey Max,
thanks for the add. And a HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Have a super Wednesday. All the best from Germany x
stahlyllama





Jan 31 2008 4:39 PM

Happy Early Birthday Max!
jed





Jan 11 2008 6:29 AM

holy shit dude. the last episode of FNL. oh em gee.

but seriously, good debating tonight.

next debate, it's me against you.

i'll be "FNL" and you'll be "everything else."

and we'll see how that goes.

okay, well. have a good night then.
(if only this comment was in 'helvetica'.........)

'til soon.

-j
Megan





Jan 10 2008 10:09 PM

photoshop skillz. watching that movie in about one and half hours. you better check your spot.
max
Sarah Anne





Jan 10 2008 5:20 PM

Don't forget to splash on some patchoulli for me tonite. Maybe burn a little Nag Champa to get pumped??
Megan





Dec 25 2007 6:07 PM

After opening Christmas presents, what did the Zanke family do? Watched Max Silvestri videos on YouTube (Nana included). xo.
Bateman365





Dec 7 2007 4:56 PM

New Gabe & Max video on Bing Boing = The awesomeness times twelve.
Angela





Dec 5 2007 9:28 PM

Someday I would like to talk about rogue chefs on gchat with you.
shane webb





Nov 28 2007 5:27 PM

actually... nevermind... don't watch it. you can thank me later.
shane webb





Nov 28 2007 5:15 PM

have you seen '2 girls 1 cup' yet? if not, you should check it out... it will change your life.
you can thank me later.
gregjohnsononline.blogspot.com





Nov 27 2007 8:35 PM

I have fallout tomorrow night. Can you hook me up? God. All November, I've just been Fall Out Boy!
jed





Nov 27 2007 5:48 AM

hey dude.
good times.
remember?

but also,
i forgot my sweater.
please hold on
to it.
(looks kind of like this:

thank you SLASH i love you,
jed
Tess





Nov 26 2007 12:36 PM

hey max - love your online videos. keep up the funny! please...? they hold me over till i can be back and see real NYC comedy!
JaimeTea





Nov 15 2007 7:07 PM

in that case, can you just take me to it? I get to be on top (top bunk that is)
JaimeTea





Nov 15 2007 6:44 PM

are you holding my laptop for ransom now that it's famous and all?
Bateman365





Nov 6 2007 6:50 PM

How is it possible that I haven't done an animation with you yet?

It's a bit like jury duty. Are you not registered to vote in New York yet?
thyra





Oct 31 2007 12:04 AM

i was thinking that we should have a Maxgiving kind of like last year, but this year wrap everything in bacon.
Elizabethedonist





Oct 28 2007 10:43 PM

I feel like we're encroaching upon a late night/early morning trend here...lets keep it up.
Danielle





Oct 25 2007 3:31 PM

HEY!

where ya been all my life, eh?
jed





Oct 24 2007 5:02 AM

Emilie





Oct 24 2007 1:18 AM

Tell me more about the Power Wheels...
Bateman365





Oct 23 2007 4:47 PM

You got my fax with my email address, right...?
keg





Oct 23 2007 3:57 AM

you'll be the next to be featured in this!
Noah





Oct 21 2007 6:12 AM

What if I started posting comments for you? What would happen? Do you think it would be gay, or like we would just eat chili together or something?
Elizabethedonist





Oct 20 2007 1:33 PM

Max,
Thanks so much for coming to the show last week! It was wonderful seeing you. I wish you'd been awake when we all got back to Caitlyn's, though! We'll have to hang out again soon and/or go to one of YOUR shows...
Megan





Oct 18 2007 9:10 PM

"myspaces, such as friendster and myspace". that line has been making me laugh all week, Max. xo
Mandy...Just Mandy





Oct 11 2007 4:36 AM

That fetus shirt is genius...oh and I think you're hilarious.

Carry on.

Mandy
kelly





Oct 9 2007 4:03 AM

come to knitting factory tomorrow (tuesday) at 9:30 awesome band and i will be there too ten bucks
Molly





Oct 6 2007 1:07 AM

Next time you come to LA we're going to pound horchata and carnitas until you start hallucinating that you like California. Eat my pork, feel my fork.
Danielle





Oct 5 2007 8:48 PM

that is one beautiful photograph mr. silvestri.
kelly