Baron Von Mattzog
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Male
32 years old
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 9/5/2008
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    Baron Von Mattzog's Interests
GeneralMusic and art and stuff... And human transcendence through technological augmentation. And fart and dick jokes. Too many fart and dick jokes.
MusicDevo, Black Sabbath, Add N to (x), Trans Am, knodel, Fiery Furnaces, Man or Astroman?, Supernova
MoviesTRON and Serenity
TelevisionFirefly, Babylon 5, Blakes 7, Metalocalypse, Doctor Who, Dexter
BooksCharlie Stross, Neal Stephenson, Wil McArthy, Heinlein, Robert Anton Wilson, Warren Ellis
HeroesHan Solo
Groups: San Diego TheatreSportsCynical FuckbagsNYC Underground Comedy FestSanDiegoBrowncoatsThis Is Supernova./shutdown Webseries (www.shutdowntv.com)

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     Baron Von Mattzog's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Newport RI
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:Some college



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About me:
A geek with an attitude problem. Buys too many synthesizers, apparently. A whiz with a screwdriver and time to kill. A fitful sleeper.
Who I'd like to meet:
Nick Tesla, PI

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RavenK





Sep 2 2008 4:26 AM


Sad day for the movie world.
Dan LaFontaine died today aged 68.
Who will do all those movie voice ads now? sniff.
Bruce





Aug 30 2008 8:21 AM

So, what the heckensuag is going on with your germaness? Are you in the Germany? Are you having your saur krauted? VAT?
vegetable television





Aug 29 2008 11:59 PM

the best place to get off in santiago, chile:
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Dr.Skavra





Aug 22 2008 5:10 AM

This is our last show before out hiatus, hope to see you there! we go on at 1:30 PM, supernova is headlining and its free!


-tiki thomas

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Troyus





Aug 21 2008 9:22 PM

RavenK





Aug 16 2008 4:30 AM


GENIUS!!!
Bruce





Aug 6 2008 3:48 AM

My advice: get wasted first.

That's advice for the movie...but I think it really applies to all of life.
Troyus





Aug 6 2008 1:44 AM

Balls!
Bruce





Aug 5 2008 8:12 AM

Uhhhhh...DUUUUUUUuuuuude!! APE CAYON is probably the only feature length movie that I will regret starring in that I gave to you at our yard sale. Granted, you WERE pretty wasted, but I have no idea what missing skiers have to do with anything.
What did you write that last comment while laying in a bathtub?!
Bruce





Aug 2 2008 10:06 PM

Sooooo, I don't suppose you've made it though APE CANYON yet?
Baron Von Goolo





Jul 27 2008 7:35 PM





Buddy Deployed





Jul 27 2008 11:36 AM

Yay!!! Mr. Zog...

I'm in Australia... Can't Wait to get back to San Diego...
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Jul 25 2008 6:18 PM

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Mox





Jul 22 2008 8:46 PM

Awesome.
100_1406
Globot





Jul 13 2008 2:04 AM

In case you aren't aware:



NPH and Nathan Fillion. In a Joss Whedon production. Online only. Playing next week.
vegetable television





Jul 12 2008 5:08 AM

Bruce





Jul 11 2008 12:58 AM

I really hope that wasn't the sound of you jerking it dubbed over jello.
Cuz, that's what it sounds like when I jerk it.
KILNA





Jul 6 2008 2:24 AM

THE MAINFRAME ISSUES CONGRATULATIONS AND CONDOLENCES.

:::THE OP OF YOUR SYS - KILNA:::
RavenK





Jul 5 2008 3:47 AM


SOOOOO wrong lol
Mox





Jun 29 2008 11:40 PM

I heard you invented a tasty new pizza last night...
Globot





Jun 25 2008 4:23 AM

Bruce





Jun 24 2008 3:24 AM

All I've been able to think about for the past two days is repeatedly running over that FBL in the empty lot by the highway.
Bruce





Jun 20 2008 7:44 AM

Shit, now I don't even need to write the script, because I doubt the movie would be as good as that little 15 seconds of magic.
Oh, and by the way, THE GAYME with D-Bag and Cooter is cut, and ready to go. Fame awaits like a sexy crack whore.
Mox





Jun 19 2008 6:40 AM

holy shit...i'm going to watch that whenever i get sad. That just made my night.
Bruce





Jun 17 2008 2:38 AM

Hey, thanks for the "shaving mirror" that you "found" for me walking back from the Imperial, the other night.
It works great!
Timothy





Jun 14 2008 3:36 AM

Hey Matt, I'm glad you liked it. The frame up still makes me laugh.
Troyus





Jun 13 2008 12:11 AM

You. Me. Mayonnaise Packets.



You don't have to answer me right now. All I'm saying is... think about it.
Faux





Jun 7 2008 11:07 PM

..
Bruce





Jun 2 2008 1:15 AM

Well, you were right. The bathtub is a surprisingly comfy place to pass out, after you pound several whiskeys in a few hours.
Oh, and tell Cooter that D-bag wants to go sargeing soon.
Faux





May 31 2008 9:50 AM

You need to change your myspace name to "Cooter.
" Word!
Zombie Walk : San Diego





May 31 2008 4:48 AM



http://www. myspace. com/sandiegozombiewalk for details!
TPKc





May 30 2008 8:35 PM

Dude, I was totally just in a mindflayer's lair and in this one corner I found a +2 holy 'lectric screwdriver, bane: mattzog.

You're screwed.
j9





May 30 2008 5:29 PM

surly cat is surly.

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RavenK





May 28 2008 11:10 PM

OMG I love that user pic! lol
I made a few Zombie Clintons!
Cristopher R. Spencer





May 28 2008 8:00 PM

I'm telling you...we're all doomed.
Faux





May 15 2008 4:50 AM

Amy sold a severed cockdog while a menstruating horse looked on.
Mox





May 13 2008 12:49 AM

"This is my second abortion and it's quite nice"

Classy.
Bruce





May 10 2008 5:16 PM

"Technically", no. Morally, eeeeeeeehhh, maybe.
Plus, she didn't seem too hot to jump a dude a full decade older than her.
Hurray for old!!
j9





May 9 2008 3:38 AM

if