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Matthew's Interests
General
I like to create, generate, construct, forge, innovate, invent, originate, design, imagine, think, visualize, mold, and shape. I also know how to use a thesaurus and how to project pretense. :) I love these things: People, Technology, Software, Psychology, Business, Meaning, Value, Public Speaking, Space(all of it), The Web, Development, Email, Twitter, Wireless Networks, WikiWikis, Software Development, Social Networks, Writing for Business, Apple, Mac, PC, Flash, Walking, Biking, Chasing squirrels. MyersBriggs INTP. Oh and last, but most, music videos and smart people.
See twitter for what I and my twitter friends have been doing.
My latest six photos on flickr.com
The White Stripes, Nickelback, D12, Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie, Barenaked Ladies, No Doubt, Switchfoot, Slamhound, Alison Krauss, Johnny Cash, Blink 182, 10,000 Maniacs, Beth Hart, Prince, Missy Elliott, Nirvana, Jonny Lang. The Black Eyed Peas, Outkast, Norah Jones, Django Reinhardt, Jamie Cullum, G'N'R, Motley Crue, AC/DC, Poison, Pink Floyd, Metallica, Charlie Daniels Band, Johnny Cash, Beastie Boys, Elvis Presley, Prince, The Cure, Violent Femmes, Depeche Mode, Black Eyed Peas, Blondie, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Green Day, Rolling Stones, Black Eyed Peas.
Office Space, O Brother Where Art Thou, Animal House, Dumb and Dumber, Pulp Fiction, Breakfast Club, Weird Science, Coming To America, Shrek, The Lord Of The Rings, Office Space, Se7en, The Fast and the Furious, E.T., Office Space, The Full Monty, The Sixth Sense, Back to The Future Trilogy, Napolean Dynamite,National Lampoon Movies. Oh, and did I mention Office Space yet?
Matt Johnson is a Custom Software Consultant and Software Engineer in Minneapolis, MN, US. He is a delicious, facebook and flickr user. He is also a web surfer and html coder. He reads blogs, views vlogs and hears podcasts. While doing this he is intelligent, attentive, passionate, inquisitive, and imaginative. Sounds pretty great, eh? And ladies he is available! :)
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My Facebook badge. I now prefer facebook to myspace.
Who I'd like to meet:
Fun, exciting people who love technology and the latest gadgets!
Hey! E-Mail is welcome! My email address (you will have to fix).
Lyrics to Rockstar by Nickelback
I'm through with standin' in line
To clubs I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
And I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)
I want a brand new house
On an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
For ten plus me
(Yea, So what you need)
I need a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet
--(Been there done that)--
I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine for me
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name
[CHORUS]
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars and
Live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny as we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blonde hair
And well...
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free
(I'll have the quesadilla, on the house)
I'm gonna dress my ass
With the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
Blow my money for me
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair
And change my name
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars and
Live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blonde hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary of
Today's who's who
They'll get you anything
with that evil smile
Everybody's got a
Drug dealer on speed dial, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
I'm gonna sing those songs
That offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills
From a Pez dispenser
Get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip sync 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong
Well we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary of
Today's who's who
They'll get you anything
with that evil smile
Everybody's got a
Drug dealer on speed dial,well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
Yeah, that 20 year thing is coming up, isn't it? So how is it that you're two years younger than me? Have you discovered the secret to slowing down time?
