Philosophic Mercury
"Coffee is the blood of my lord and saviour"

Male
27 years old
TUCSON/SIERRA VISTA, Arizona
United States



Last Login: 10/11/2008
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    Philosophic Mercury's Interests
GeneralI am primarily interested in my routine of sacrificing virgin goats to demonic powers as a payment for my dark and sinister powers..........yeah my ass....hahahahahhahaha!!!! sorry about all that...i just have a disturbing imagination and sense of humor...!! Do any of you reading this know how expensive virgin goats and sacrificial implements are in the real world?! I'm too lazy for any complicated ass shit like that. i like hanging out, going places, doing stuff, learning new ideas, and having a good time. I like reading-dancing-eating-sleeping-hiking in the mountains-getting inebriated-smoking-defiling holy water-practicing voodoo on Halloween-jamming out to music-discharging firearms in the desert with friends-keeping all universal karmic forces in working alignment-engaging in hot sweaty crazy sex with beautiful women...repeating the former with said girl until we are both satisfied...loving intelligent girls-pouting poetic metaphor for no particular reason-hanging out with my friends-eating mushrooms-being facetious-passing out-huffing nitrous oxide-saying insane things for no reason conjuring evil spirits to visible form-performing voodoo exorcisms-going to kick-ass raves-driving too fast in other people's cars... I'm interested in theological speculation in all of it's various aspects...visit: *UNIVERSAL LIFE CHURCH (homepage @: ulc.org)* They're based in Modesto, California and will confer legal ordainment as a minister to you; These fellas won't dictate to you what form and beliefs are appropriate to a persons spiritual practices, so you too can now form your own Shinto Sorcery Circle or Voodoo Cyber-Church or whatever suits your personal aesthetic toward the higher powers that be...get ordained and be a legally tax-exempt religious entity!! Perform marriage and burial ceremonies, baptize children, exorcise evil entities, create holy/unholy water, perform miracles, etc. Guaranteed hours of fun for your extended cult-family or fanatical suicide commandos! *THE CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS (SubSite @: www.subgenius.com)* Get ordained as an official SubGenius minister(only $30!!) and join J.R."Bob" Dobbs' flock of blessed abnormals in the Infinite Glory of Slack; learn the occult power of Time Control and master the Luck Plane at home!! ETERNAL SALVATION GUARANTEEED-OR TRIPLE YOUR MONEY BACK!!!!!!!!!! *DEOXYRIBONUCLEIC HYPERDIMENSION (homepage @: deoxy.org)* The Deoxy site is geared for the use of practiced psychonauts and houses psychedelic-tinged philosophy, essays on consciousness, visionary chemical sacraments, biographies of important counterculture figures, drug-addled rants of all sorts, related newsgroups, and other weirdness. Be sure to peruse the "CyberCraft/DigitalWicca" files located at Deoxy-useful info for any alternative practicioners or Wiccan/Neo-Pagan/Ritual Occultists out there.
MusicI like to tell people who ask that i like any music that is GOOD...well, duh u r thinking, so do I!! What i mean is GOOD from MY perspective. Every person has their own opinions, and they are all equally meaningful/less so far as i can determine. However, being the selfish, ego-centered individual that I am means that in my slice of "Our Reality", my opinions are what matters most. I am unapologetic, but feel free to hold the same view....anyhoo i have listed here some of the music/bands i enjoy.....not that it matters a damn in anyone elses slice of life:) *ROCK/METAL/RAP/GRUNGE/ETC* Marilyn Manson, White Zombie/Rob Zombie, Slipknot, TOOL, Black Sabbath/Ozzie, Black Label Society, Korn(in small doses), "classic" Metallica, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, PANTERA!!!!!!(RIP Dimebag Darryl), Evanescence, Godsmack, Nine Inch Nails/Trent Reznor, Smashing Pumpkins, SUBLIME!!!!, Gorillaz, Cypress Hill, Eminem/Dre/SnoopDogg/Associates, Bone Thugs, BECK!!!!!!, Primus, Perfect Circle, Linkin Park, Switchblade Symphony, Hendrix, The Doors, Pink Floyd, Grateful Dead, the Talking Heads, R.E.M., NIRVANA!!!!, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Blind Melon, N.W.A.!!!!, Live, Toad the Wet Sprocket, the Cranberries, Enya, Enigma, Clannad, Depeche Mode(only Songs of Faith and Devotion), plus others too numerous to name. *ELECTRONICA/TECHNO/DANCE/TRANCE,JUNGLE,ACID HOUSE,ETC* Paul Oakenfold, DJ DARA, DJ Icey, DJ Irene, Crystal Method, ATB, BT, Aphrodite, Skynet, Pendulum, Kraftwerk, Kernkraft 400, DJ Tiesto, Keoki, George Acosta, ReidSpeed, My Life With The Thrill Kill Cult, Lords of Acid, Electric Skychurch, Psychik TV& Thee Angels of Light, CL McSpadden, Citrik, Seth Miles, DJ BALANCE, FatboySlim, Moby, Madonna(song RayofLight), Prodigy, and my personal overall fave electronica composer- JUNO REACTOR!!!!!!(JunoReactor did an ass load of the stuff for all the various Matrix films...u have heard him!), and many many others whom i never knew/cant remember their names... *OTHER* i also enjoy the masters of European Classical music, Celtic folk, tribal music of various sorts, OLD country(new country sux!!!), "World" music, classic jazz, blues, reggae, and other stuff i cant think of.....
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MoviesI like all manner of bizarre and varied cinematic productions. I have a few favorite performers, for instance Johnny Depp, Samuel L. Jackson, Leonardo DiCaprio, Ewan McGregor, Mel Gibson, Elijah Wood, Jennifer Garner, Natalie Portman, Sigourney Weaver, Angelina Jolie, Juliette Lewis, Cristina Ricci, Wynona Ryder, Nicole Kidman, Vin Diesel, Keanu Reeves, Lawrence Fishburn, Al Pacino, Anthony Hopkins, Bruce Willis, Jett Li, Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Antonio Banderas, Toby McGuire, Selma Hayeck, Mila Jovovich, Renee Zelweger, Bruce Campbell, Patrick Stewart, Leonard Nimoy, William Shatner, Brent Spiner, Armin Shimmerman, Avery Brooks, Anthony Anderson, Christian Slater, Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones, and countless others whose names I can't recall right now. I've been exposed to a slew of unusual and overlooked movies thanx to the efforts of among others, my friend Gary AJ Walker(rip); thanks to Gary, I've watched stuff I'd have never subjected myself to on my own, such as "Cats", "the Grapes of Wrath", "TRON", "The Wiz", "Ice Pirates", "Dune", "Fast Times At Ridgemont High", "Heathers", the "Mad Max" movies, "Xanadu", "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and the sequel "Shock Treatment", "Taxi Driver", "Scarface", "The History of the World Part 1", the original film version of "the Producers", "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory", "A Clockwork Orange", "Logans Run", "Soylent Green", "Farenheit 451", "Monty Python's: Quest for the Holy Grail, Meaning of Life, Life of Bryan, And Now For Something Completely Different, and all the BBC episodes of Monty Python's Flying Circus", "Dr.Strangelove", and many nameless other things best left forgotten by the wise .......... Gary and the 'Net utterly desensitized meto pornography in its many varieties; I still like to look at naked titties and ass, but after exposure to shit like "ZooSex.com", Japanese fetishes like "bukake", "hentai", the Tijuana Donkey Shows, the Tommy Lee & Pam Anderson tape, the Paris Hilton sex tape, live interactive online sex pages, extreme bondage/discipline and sadism/masochism stuff, Girls Gone Wild(the originals back before consent forms), R.Kelley's "Golden Showers" fiasco, "Worlds Longest Dick", "Worlds Largest Pussy-takes an entire mans head", and other stuff not intended for the weak of stomach or sanity I have no reamining compulsion to watch much porn. I am however a big fan of classic flicks along the lines of "8-girl College Lesbian Orgy-thon", "Naughty Schoolgirls Home Alone", and others like that...watching a huge clusterfuck of horny bisexual girls making one another squeel never gets old, but if I have my choice I'll gladly pick real live women to spend my time drooling over....maybe thats just me though:)
TelevisionThese days I rarely inflict the mainstream TV lineup on my poor brain. Make no mistake about my feelings on television and all the cherished content absorbed during my childhood years: I love alot of stuff that I've encountered via the magic box...I was born in 1981, the same year that MTV debuted-if that fact says anything to you about my stormy love affair with the Tube:). I fondly recall those long ago times in the '80s as a small child: classic shit like "Sesame Street", "The Electric Company", "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood", "Reading Rainbow", and other educational PBS programs; I miss the cartoons my Dad watched with me like "GI Joe", "M.A.S.K.", "Wheeled Warriors", "the Transformers", "Robotech", "Brave Star", "Loonie Toons", "Merry Melodies", "Tom & Jerry", "Hekyl & Jekyl", "Johnny Quest", "Spaceghost", "Sealab"(the original, not Sealab2020), "Gigantor", "Speed Racer", "Voltron", "Defenders of the Earth", "SuperFriends", "Rocky and Bullwinkle Show", "the Muppets Variety Show", "Spartacus and the Sun Beneath the Sea", "The Centurions", "Gem and the Rockers", "He-Man", "Thundercats", "Silver Hawks", the old series "Dungeons & Dragons", and lots of other old-school series; I'll even admit to having rarely watched "Rainbow Brite", "Gem and the Rockers", "My Little Pony", "She-Ra"(she-ra was allegedly he-mans little sister; he let her borrow the Power OF Greyskull when he wasnt busy doing heroic manly deeds), Disneys "Gummi Bears"(i still want real "gummi-berry juice" like the bears made in the cartoon-BOING!BOING!BOING!BOING!), numerous "Care Bears & Care Bear-Cousin" adventures(the horror...the horror...feelings.....damn Bears and their obsessions with human children in emotional turmoil), "the Littles", "the Wuzzles", "Fraggle Rock", and other girly/cutsy/emotional-type cartoons which are from the '80s Era. As for ol' MusicTeleVision, I miss when MTV was solid videos 24/7...Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video scared me shitless when I watched it debut on MTV; MTV played ALL KINDS of videos by all sorts of musicians-DefLeppard, then DEVO, Talking Heads, Metallica, Twisted Sister, Madonna, RunDMC, N.W.A.(authentic gangsta!), Guns 'N Roses, Ozzy Ozzborne, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Skorpions, Dokken, the Bangles, Tiffany, the Cars, Billy Idol, New Kids On The Block, Salt n Pepa, Rick James, Afrikaa Bambata, Kid & Play, C&C Music Factory, and all the others of the awful '80s musical profusion. Even '80s era Nickelodeon was the shit!!! Who can say they hated "Double Dare","Hey Dude", "Ren &Stimpy", and all that??
BooksI like to read anything interesting that i may encounter i like history, archaeology, astronomy, psychofarmacology, science fiction, fantasy, horror, philosophy, religious, occult/magick, conspiracy theory, mythology, reference books, encyclopedias, and of couse, the Kama Sutra!! I also enjoy porn a fair bit; especially girl on girl/several girls at once. Naked women are just nice to look at anyway...definitely... I kill motherfuckers who make off with my books...dont touch my books!!! if you do, i will feed your soul to my dog and bitch slap you!!!!
HeroesDr. Albert Hoffman, Dr. Timothy Leary, Aleister Crowley, Lao Tse, Edgar Allen Poe, Robert Anton Wilson, Hunter S. Thompson, Ken Kesey & the Merry Pranksters, Grateful Dead, Oscar Wilde, H.G. Welles, Voltaire, J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, Cthulhu, Nyarlathotep, Yog-Sothoth, Dagon, and the other Great Old Ones, Frank Herbert, William Gibson, Gary Gygax, Matt Groening, George Orwell, Aldous Huxley, Robert Heinlein, Isaac Asimov, Steve Jackson, Trent Reznor, Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, Dimebag Darryl, Anton Szandor LaVey, Bob Marley, Yeheshua ben Yusef, Mary Magdalene, Sol Invictus, Gautama Buddha, Dalai Lama, Dr. John Dee & Edward Kelley, the Angels of the Enochian Tablets, Israel Regardie, William S. Burroughs, Genesis P.Orridge, Charles Babbage, Buckminster Fuller, Arthur C. Clarke, Galileo, Archimedes, Hassan i Sabbah, Jacques De Molay, Joan of Arc, John F. Kennedy, Dr. Martin Luther King,Jr. , Yuri Gagarin, Alan Sheperd, Terrence McKenna, Nathan Hale, Benjamin Franklin, Nikola Tesla, Paris of Troy, Prometheus, Viracocha, the Annunaki, Shiva the Destroyer, Kali the Dark Mother, Krishna, Marduk, James Joyce, William Shakespeare, Bill Hicks, Mr. Bealer, Mike Marila, Gary A.J. Walker, Irene Tracey, my Mom, my Dad, and all of my ancestors vital to my existence.

     Philosophic Mercury's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Sierra Vista, Arizona
Body type:5' 8" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Wiccan
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:Market Research Interviewer/Professional Oddity

   Philosophic Mercury's Schools
Buena High School
Sierra Vista,AZ
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Clubs: Speech&Debate, Creative Writing Club
 

1996 to 2000

   Philosophic Mercury's Networking
Gaming - Management - Producer
Use Games Theory in your life to be the kind of person who refuses to ignore the fact that all interactions and relations can be modeled as "games"! Shock and offend your family and friends with newfound disregard for formerly sacred taboos and socia
Music - Performance - Percussion
I dont just make loud noises using any old garbage!!! Learn to have rhythm like me and bang loudly on precision-crafted noisemaking implements while keeping time for the other folks making melodic noises with their "instruments"!!!
Dance - Performance - Other
I am an authentic, self-taught dancing vessel for the use and amazement of Ravers and Other Electronic music weirdos...fully equipped for easy induction of the Trance state into my bio-rhythm and possession by techno music dance entities for effortle

   Philosophic Mercury's Companies
Polymorphous Perverse Temple of Discordia
Sierra Vista, Arizona US
ArchPontiff/Head De-Programmer/Resident Exorcist
Spiritual Neuro-pharmacology

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   Philosophic Mercury's Blurbs
About me:
My name is Matt Walter, im a native born citizen of the USA, i live in Tucson, Arizona. My most recent ancestry is mainly Irish, with trace lineages from England, Germany, Denmark, and Czechoslovakia. I was born in Texas, moved to New Jersey and lived there from age 1 until my 4th birthday. My mom and i left my dad in New Jersey(she tricked me) and moved to Sierra Vista AZ. I got a stepdad before I turned 5, and before I turned 7 we moved to Germany as US Army dependants. from 1987-1991. We returned to S.V. in June'91...now I am stuck in Tucson. I enjoy pursuing knowledge, reading anything interesting, philosophizing with friends, enjoying music/movies/etc. and boldly squandering my allegedly boundless potential. I am happy with my life as far as I can tell, but I would have no reason for being if my true friends went away. I can deal with alienation, but friends give me reasons to keep living...beyond the fabulous partying and hedonistic excess which fill my days. I am an incurable believer in the ideal of Romance, and would rather die than forgo being chivalrous to those who appreciate the effort. I am weird, but i am proud to be bizarre...
Who I'd like to meet:
Genuine, authentic, old-fashioned REAL-ASS SElf aware comrades, the other alienated outcasts like myself who can relate on levels other than mundane. I seek the other unique pariahs of humanity, different from all others yet allied in mutual need to form tribes among our equals. I like to pretend i am less than i am, but the REAL dudes whose tribe i am lost from never let me believe the lies i try to believe. I welcome the others who are REAL-ASS guys and chicks, but i know that chance and luck are the only things we can trust to lead us into one anothers lonely paths. Hope to see you others whenever and wherever the universe brings us together!!!!! I also appreciate regular human company if I am tolerable for more than a few minutes. I can aggravate the hardiest, most tolerant of our species, but regular folks who put up with me for long are a rarity. I enjoy meeting new pals of any gender and dont discriminate based on ethnic, sexual, political, or other miscellaneous differences. If you can put up with me, ill probably welcome your company. Even those folks who dislike me openly are entitled to their opinion, even if it clashes with mine. I get along with anybody who can be civil to me, and i will return the favor even to peeple I dislike. If you feel like striking up a conversation with me, i can promise that i wont abuse your goodwill; we dont have to be compatible, as long as we can meet each other ground. I communicate with equals, stick with friends, and try not to create enemies if at all possible. I enjoy meeting anyone new/old as long as we can agree to disagree and part company in peace. See ya out there if you can put up with me!!!!!

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Philosophic Mercury has 24 friends.
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Oct 11 2008 3:07 AM

I cut it and about eight years off at the same time, nobody believes me when I tell them how old I am, and I tell them the truth! ha ha ha!
john





Sep 24 2008 11:06 PM

Hold on to your turds dude.


john





Sep 24 2008 11:03 PM

Hey bro, I did kiss you back! Man style lol. How ya doin ? Oct. coming fast, let me know how it goes?

Smooch a big wet one J
shanna





Aug 6 2008 1:04 PM

OMG! Finally you come back to me... I have tried countless times to reach you. I so have missed our conversations, and a lot has happend too as I'm sure the same for you.
btw check out my page I think you would appreciate it, lol get back to me soon you ass!
♥ Casper ♥ [this mama is for obama]





Jul 22 2008 6:57 PM

You have no idea how happy it makes me to know that you live again!

<3
† DoWn In A HoLe..LoOsEiNg CoNtRoL †





Mar 31 2007 3:27 PM

hey how u been?
♥ Casper ♥ [this mama is for obama]





Dec 6 2006 11:18 PM

Where the fuck did you disappear to?
The Quintessential Quidnunc





Jul 30 2006 12:16 AM

Are you in jail again?
Ashley





May 1 2006 4:12 PM

Where are you, and who are you doing it with? erm... what are you doing it with? No, that's not right either... Fuck it. Nice boots, wanna fuck?
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Apr 26 2006 12:11 AM


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Haven't talked to you in a long time.. How are ya love?
The Quintessential Quidnunc





Feb 3 2006 11:34 PM

Hello Mr. Walter.

Where hast thou been hiding as of late? Hope you're having a good start of the New Year's order. I'm about to go to work, we should set it up so we can kick it sometime and chit chat and shit. Dobber's in town, and on MySpace. Check out my Friends List. TTYL.

Jay
† DoWn In A HoLe..LoOsEiNg CoNtRoL †





Dec 12 2005 7:57 PM

To pick up Matt: You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.


♥ Casper ♥ [this mama is for obama]





Dec 3 2005 9:50 AM

I feel kind of odd saying this...

But you are fucking hot!!!

^_^

♥ Casper ♥
♥ Casper ♥ [this mama is for obama]





Nov 15 2005 8:12 AM

Hi-hi-hiyas!!

Here is that thing that I promised you! I really hope you can make it!

♥ Casper ♥

Davo





Nov 13 2005 8:13 PM

hey dude!! long time no speak. tucson is fun, i like it. how is your life? i just go to school and drink, that is it. lol keep in touch
♥ Casper ♥ [this mama is for obama]





Nov 4 2005 11:52 PM

Thank you very much for the add!!

Hope to talk to you soon!!

♥ Casper ♥
The Quintessential Quidnunc





Nov 1 2005 7:56 AM

Hello Mr. Walters :) It's good to hear from you, even if it's virtually. I found my shirt you "borrowed" from me in British Rob's car, the one that's button up and has weed leaves all over it. What else have you "borrowed" from me? Although it's materialistic, next time, let me know. I've always admired your mind and love the talks we have. Have you spoken with Dobber recently? I miss him, too. Take care and hopefully your Halloween went well with the virgin sacrficies and whatno :) Take care.
Tantchen Jenny





Oct 30 2005 12:10 AM

Hey thanks for the messages! Yeah, the view and curvature were AMAZING! It was perfect to see at sunset... talk to you soon!
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