| TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey |
| Name: | Matt Taylor |
| Birthday: | 3/14/79 |
| Birthplace: | backseat of a Bonneville |
| Current Location: | Astoria (3 miles east of success) Queens |
| Eye Color: | Hazel |
| Hair Color: | Blonde |
| Height: | 6'1 |
| Right Handed or Left Handed: | Right |
| Your Heritage: | remember Braveheart, I'm from the country he hates |
| The Shoes You Wore Today: | Steve Madden |
| Your Weakness: | Girls with Boyfriends |
| Your Fears: | Boyfriends of those girls |
| Your Perfect Pizza: | Pizza is for fatties |
| Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: | Solving world hunger and obtaining world peace - by feeding the jews to the hungry |
| Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: | yes, I was kidding (followed closely by "sorry") |
| Thoughts First Waking Up: | who can I offend today? |
| Your Best Physical Feature: | they're all tied for last |
| Your Bedtime: | early (I quit drinking) |
| Your Most Missed Memory: | the ones I lost due to drinking |
| Pepsi or Coke: | coke - I never paid $300 at 3AM for pepsi |
| MacDonalds or Burger King: | name two reasons many girls are single |
| Single or Group Dates: | name two things those girls will NEVER go on |
| Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: | Earl Grey. Make it so, number one. |
| Chocolate or Vanilla: | This survey has become very racial all of a sudden |
| Cappuccino or Coffee: | COFFEE. Now that I don't drink I chug coffee - and at the end of the day I am usally sweating and jittery and talking a mile a minute - so now I'm not a drunk, I'm a cokehead |
| Do you Smoke: | nope! |
| Do you Swear: | Only the lower classes swear |
| Do you Sing: | fucky yea. |
| Do you Shower Daily: | Who says no to this question?? really?! |
| Have you Been in Love: | I've never been in love before I thought my heart was safe I thought I knew the score |
| Do you want to go to College: | |
| Do you want to get Married: | |
| Do you belive in yourself: | |
| Do you get Motion Sickness: | |
| Do you think you are Attractive: | think implies doubt |
| Are you a Health Freak: | yes |
| Do you get along with your Parents: | yes |
| Do you like Thunderstorms: | no |
| Do you play an Instrument: | trumpet and violin |
| In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: | no! |
| In the past month have you Smoked: |
| In the past month have you been on Drugs: | no! |
| In the past month have you gone on a Date: | yes! |
| In the past month have you gone to a Mall: | where do you think I met her? |
| In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: | good lord, no! |
| In the past month have you eaten Sushi: | good lord, no! |
| In the past month have you been on Stage: | yes! |
| In the past month have you been Dumped: | haha, seriously. No. They don't dump me. |
| In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: | no. |
| In the past month have you Stolen Anything: | just hearts, baby. |
| Ever been Drunk: | yes. |
| Ever been called a Tease: | how does a guy answer that and not sound gay? |
| Ever been Beaten up: | ooh yea. |
| Ever Shoplifted: | once. got caught. my life of crime ... OVER! |
| How do you want to Die: | in my sleep ... I don't care how the other people in the car die. OH!!!! That joke is so old it still believes in separate but equal. |
| What do you want to be when you Grow Up: | If only I knew |
| What country would you most like to Visit: | |
| In a Boy/Girl.. |
| Favourite Eye Color: | thin |
| Favourite Hair Color: | thin |
| Short or Long Hair: | thin |
| Height: | thin |
| Weight: | thin |
| Best Clothing Style: | thin |
| Number of Drugs I have taken: | man, I lost count so long ago |
| Number of CDs I own: | NONE |
| Number of Piercings: | 2 |
| Number of Tattoos: | NONE |
| Number of things in my Past I Regret: | man, I lost count so long ago |
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