The good Lord above. Pro wrestling, working out up to 6 days a week trying to get into and staying in shape!
And women...mainly brunnettes...brunnette Christian girls interest me a lot!
Music
Yeah I like music. As long as it's not pop or hip hop. I like Johnny Cash though.
Movies
Shawshank Redemption, Green Mile, Passion of the Christ, Joe Dirt, Tombstone, Forty Year Old Virgin, Superbad, Knocked Up, Napolion Dynamite, Meggido, SuperBad, Narnia, and Anchorman.
Television
Tna Wrestling Impact, UFC, Scrubs, My name is Earl, Family Guy, shows about Fitness, Rachael Ray, Mythbusters, and Spongebob Squarepants.
Books
The Bible...thats pretty much it.
Heroes
Jesus, Johnny Cash, Ric Flair, Napolien Dynamite. And of course, the man, the myth, and the legendary, Ron Burgandy.
About me: My name is Joey Mercer. I'm going to school for networking technologies or something to do with computers. I am also a member of the best church ever, First Assembly of God in Waycross, Ga. We have a fantastic youth group and childrens group as well. We also have one of the best pastors you'll ever listen to!
I'm 5'8.5 and proud of it.
Some Facts about me. I like good looking women. I'm friends with Jesus. I like to wrestle. I like to work out. I like dark haired women. I like blonded haired women. I like women.
I am starting to believe that a good Christian woman is hard to find.
I work out way too hard to still have a belly (no matter how small it may be now).
I've been called a teddy bear with spikey hair.
I've often wondered if there are support groups for kids who grew up hooked on phonics?
I still watch cartoons and I'm not ashamed of it.
My nephew acts so much like Spongebob Squarepants they actually have a physical resemblance.
I can't really stand hip hop music. Or pop music.
Even though he's been dead for years Johnny Cash still rules all.
I once punched a baby, but it's ok because it was self-defense.
I wish I had sideburns like Elvis.
I wear tights just for fun.
Good luck finding a candy flavored ferret.
I don't drink or smoke but I do enjoy the occasional bud light.
I'm a bit sarcastic... no I'm serious!
My car is a red piece of poop, but hey, it gets me where I'm going.
I can bench press alot of weight alot of times.
I'm a picky eater and dater, usually in that order.
I thank God for my sense of humor.
Timbo really needs to lighten up.
I mark out for Nick Bockwinkle.
I enjoy classical music at certain times.
I want to be a pirate that doesn't do anything.
I really enjoy prayer time and find it intimate, and I''ll happily pray for anyone who needs it.
I talk about myself alot.
Jon Tendall said I may be the most prideful person he's ever met.
I take offense to Jon Tendall saying I'm the most prideful person he's ever met.
On second thought Jon Tendall is probably right.
Kenny Drinks Fries on the Komode while hanging out with a Starchild whose name starts with a Capital F, that guy is like My Own Personal Monster.
You guys are welcome for that.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it!
I like to cuddle.
My dad has always said that you can't miss the ball if you don't get up to swing. Hit or miss, you at least have to take a shot.
I really don't like dishonest people. No joke here, don't freaking lie!
I went to wal-mart the other day with a bag in my hand. The guy asked if I was making a return and I said "Yeah, I'm bringing sexy back!" ...I made that up, it was awesome!
Who I'd like to meet: The woman God want's me to have.
Jesus, Elvis and Johnny Cash, the three greatest men to have ever lived...I'm number 7.
Anyone who isn't a douche...Douche Off
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Gee, so nice to hear from you, ya freakin douche. I came on hear to try and burn you back but your background is just so crazy amesome I can't bring myself to do it. Your "novelty t-shirt to myspace background" skills have finally succeeded in topping the "Saint Dorothy Mantooth" job.
hey, i tried to send you an email back, but for some reason it won't let me....but anyway, i'm doing good, we had a great church service this morning, it was awesome.....how are you doing?
