Mark Fernandez was the starting 2nd baseman for the Phillipines National Little League team, for 12 years in a row. He has been seen on television, on Comedy Central, SiTv's Que Locos, and the International Channel's Asia Street Comedy. You will be able to see him in the upcoming months if you squint really hard. Unless he's right in front of you, in which case you won't have to squint so much.
TV Shows
Comedy Central's "Beat the Geeks" (yeah, I won, bitches)...Latino Laugh Fest (The Show)...Que Locos...Funny is Funny...Sale of the Century...Asia Street Comedy...
Albums
Yes. I've purchased many of them, back when they were the only way to listen to music.
Fernaggio's Interests
General
pocket aces...2 foot birdie putts...the advancement of the human race...any kind of well roasted swine (they're trying to genetically engineer pigs, to have omega 3 fatty acids in their meat...how freaking awesome would that be? Roast pork, that's actually GOOD for your heart? Are you kidding me????)...the Ultimate Chopper...the Pasta Express...pretty much any wacky cooking toy in an infomercial...wheat grass...miniature Crystal Light packets that you can put in your bottled water (yes...they have them!!)...crosscourt backhands...the sky hook...Gene Wilder as "Willy Wonka"...the Master Cleanser...making the right reads, and getting paid...cheeseburgers...sushi...rosemary chicken...grape juice...Gatorade...the San Diego Chargers...the San Diego Padres...comic book art...beating par...dragging huge pots from donkeys...Sundays during football season...the World Poker Tour...the World Series of Poker...writing the funniest movie ever...writing the scariest movie ever...writing the coolest movie ever...taking care of my family...doing what I want, WHEN I want...
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory...Brian's Song (with Billy Dee & James Caan)...Stripes...Waiting for Guffman...A Mighty Wind...Best in Show...This is Spinal Tap...The Princess Bride...Jerry Maguire...The Howling...Spirited Away...Princess Mononoke...Glengarry Glen Ross..The Sure Thing...Secret Admirer...The Thing (John Carpenter version)...Bye Bye Birdie...Viva Las Vegas...My Fair Lady...Hellboy...West Side Story...Rounders...Fahrenheit 911...The Warriors...The Sure Thing...Can't Buy Me Love...Secret Admirer...Shaun of the Dead...Night of the Living Dead...Dawn of the Dead...Army of Darkness...Fast Times at Ridgemont High...Caddyshack...Trainspotting...the Lord of the Rings trilogy...The Godfather...the Harry Potter movies...Star Wars...The Silence of the Lambs...Monty Python and the Holy Grail...The Magnificent Seven...The Incredibles...Jaws...Kill Bill, Vol. 1 & 2...Cool Hand Luke...Monty Python's Life of Brian...Monsters, Inc....Lilo and Stitch...Young Frankenstein...Blazing Saddles...
Television
Buffy the Vampire Slayer...Angel...the original Night Stalker...Curb Your Enthusiasm...the Chappelle Show...Arrested Development...Deal or No Deal...Lost...Entourage...The Ultimate Fighter...Pride Fighting...ESPN Sportscenter...WSOP...WPT...South Park...Family Guy...The Practice...Invasion...Firefly...Farscape...Iron Chef...just about anything on the Food Network...Leave it to Beaver...the Golf Channel...The Big Break...The Best Damn Sports Show, Period!...Teen Titans...Aqua Teen Hunger Force...Veronica Mars...Heroes...Avatar: The Last Airbender...Ben 10...
Books
Doyle Brunson's Super System...Watership Down...The Golden Compass...Harry Potter & the Sorcerer's Stone...Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets...A Wrinkle in Time...The Talisman...Interview with the Vampire...
Heroes
My Dad and my Mom...Pele...Dr. Martin Luther King...George Carlin...Richard Pryor...Dan Fouts (mostly because he was great, and hasn't done anything stupid yet, like most athletes today)...Ozzie Smith...Dave Winfield...Kareem Abdul Jabbar...Muhammad Ali...Magic Johnson...O. Henry...Stan Lee...Doyle Brunson...Tony Gwynn...Barry Greenstein...
San Diego State University
San Diego,California
Graduated: N/A
Major: Hot chicks watching soaps in the student center
Minor: Watney's Red Barrel at Henry's Place
About me: I love poker. I play every day. I love poker so much, that I have a poker game on my cel phone, and I will sit down to pee, just so I can get a couple of hands in. Did you get that? I will sit down to pee. And I'm not even married. Married guys will get that.
I'm not married, but I feel married, because I can only get aroused when there's a married woman asleep next to me. Married guys will get that one too.
I love to gamble. Some of my heroes are gamblers. Johnny Chan. Doyle Brunson. Barry Greenstein. But do you know who I think the most successful gambler in the world is today?
Paris Hilton.
Because any time that dizzy broad leaves the house, and then comes back home alive, she has defied incredible odds. That chick is lucky she was born into money, because if we were all wild animals, her ass would have been naturally selected a long damn time ago.
Anyone doing the Atkins diet thing? The basic tenet of the Atkins diet, is that you maintain a carbohydrate intake of 20-40 grams a day. But I looked it up online, and your brain needs 140 grams of carbohydrates a day, for proper brain function. Which means...we're going to have a nation of really good looking dumbasses soon. We'll have a nation of Paris Hiltons. Is that a good idea? All I'm saying is...you may look good in a bikini, but you're not going to be able to tell when someone is videotaping while you're fucking. That'll be a bad thing, I think....
Sorry we missed you....I brought food to Mommmy & Daddy last night, and stupid Xander got out...Dad's said just leave him, he can freeze! I felt bad, so I went to get him, and the lil' bastard scratched and bit me!!!!!!!!!!! Jerk!!! On that note, I hope that you are doing well, LYMI! XOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOOX
Salamat Cuya....love you, mean it!!! Do you know anyone that would like to buy Cliffy's Harley?? Let me know, by the way your lil'nephew got his report card...AMAZING!!!! Best subject is math...so proud of HIM!!!!!
