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Danger Boy's Interests
General
Art, philosophy, religion, R A Salvatore and all things Drizzt. The Detroit Red Wings and the Pittsburgh Steelers. I also like to control little men who kick a big ball around or as you Americans prefer....foosball.
Music
Tool, Open Hand, Slipknot, The Beatles, Beastie Boys, A Perfect Circle, Chevelle, Avenged Sevenfold, Kanye West, Sevendust, Slick Rick, Carolyns Mother, Old Boy Network, The Verve, Remy Zero, Soundgarden, Rage Against the Machine, Deftones, Me in the Shower, Gwar, Infectious Grooves, DRI, Nirvana, Ministry, NIN, Skinny Puppy, Bauhaus, Peter Murphy, Ten Cent Redemption, Fort Minor, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Grant Lee Buffalo (Phillips), S.O.D etc etc etc.
Movies
These are the movies that currently rock my boat: Children of Men, Transformers, 300, Oldboy, The Departed, Little Anal Annie, Nightwatch (except the ending what the hell was that?), Hellboy, Pans Labrynth, The Descent (best horror movie i've seen in years) and plenty of other fantastic nerd movies.
Television
Simpsons, sports, history channel, The Daily Show and Colbert Report.
Books
Anything by RA Salvatore, Ed Greenwood, Howard Zinn, Noam Chomsky, Karen Armstrong, Vine Deloria Jr, H P Lovecraft, Cornel West etc etc. I'll read anything about History, Religion, swollen testicles, Current Events and especially Calvin & Hobbes and Far Side. Pick up an art book of Gustave Doré's and see who inspired H P Lovecraft.
About me: I was brought to this world on a chariot of sweat and curses. Loud and classless I roamed the wilds and tamed plains of northern America.
Raised by wolves and master-less dogs I learned to forage and whine for survival. After a long and emotional goodbye to my adopted wolf mother Gretchen I walked to the backdoor of my house and joined the ranks of the 2 Leggy's..forever watching the trash for my rummaging friends.
The next 50 years have been randomly forgotten and thusly left to the imagination.
I am constantly hinted at by my artwork that I may have been a werewolf, a demon, a stable boy or a member of the clergy...all horrifying in their own way.
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Who I'd like to meet: I would like to meet Jesus. Not the savior Jesus or the baby Jesus but the digruntled Jesus. The one who never got invited to any of the parties but just sat in his parents basement turning water to wine...right before his court appointed trips to AA.
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EACH OF US IS A VITAL THREAD IN ANOTHER PERSON'S TAPESTRY; OUR LIVES ARE WOVEN TOGETHER FOR A REASON. One of the best things to hold onto in this world is a friend
Be Someone
Be someone who listens, and you will be heard. Be someone who cares, and you will be loved. Be someone who gives, and you will be blessed. Be someone who comforts, and you will know peace.
Be someone who genuinely seeks to understand, and you will be wise. Be someone kind, someone considerate, and you will be admired. Be someone who values truth, and you will be respected. Be someone who takes action, and you will move life forward.
Be someone who lifts others higher, and your life will be rich. Be someone filled with gratitude, and there will be no end to the things for which you'll be thankful.
Be someone who lives with joy, with purpose, as your own light brightly shines. Be, in every moment, the special someone you are truly meant to be.
-- Ralph Marston
"Each friend represents a world in us, a world not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born." ~*Anais Nin
Thank you , You Truly honor me with the gift of your friendship! Namaste! ~RaK
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) When she is using her teeth.
3: Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of birthday boy's choice.
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't
