My video camera. The packaging of fast food products. Evolution. If you look at how things are NOW, and then you look at how things WERE, and then you add them together, and you see where we COULD be...Man, it's ridiculous. So ridiculous I've decided to secretly build a spaceship. Whoops. I mean...that pole barn I have hidden in Mokena is just a storage place for comic books.
Music
Incubus, Tool, U2 (Achtung Baby, Zooropa) Prince, A Perfect Circle, and Hall and Oates, dammit. No country, please. It's very stupid.
Movies
"The Steroid Flick", "LWF: Title Bout", "Dave vs. Murf," "Broox Expulsion," "Tafstravaganza," "LWF: Sublime's Call To Arms,"
Television
Yes, please. Obsessive channel surfer. Attack of the Show, The Soup, X-Play. The friggin' News. I'm caught in the Monday night "spiderweb" of WWE product as well.
Books
Are you kidding? I have the internet. I know this might make me sound like a bit of a dimmer bulb, but seriously, I can Google "Rod Stewart Billy Dee Williams Gilda Radner motor oil three way" and have a much better time with that then with any other "proven" piece of literature. Actually, y'know what? Wizard magazine, ToyFare magazine and TIGHT magazine. Oh yeah, and DC Comics. Big fan.
Co-Promoter and Co-Founder of "The LWF", Chicagoland's mightiest professional wrestling entity. Master of 80's music trivia. Master of useless facts about Star Wars, Transformers, etc. "I can be physically paralyzed by my own imagination sometimes." I draw ridiculous pictures on the backs of business cards. I was in a band and hosted a cable wrestling show. I have a small warehouse of toys and action figures for sale at all times. If I could, I would watch 23 channels of television at once. One time, I was driving a Fiero and it burst into flames. I was the first person to ever say "CM Punk". I can't think of anything I ever really wanted that I didn't get eventually. Well, maybe an old "Vectrex" system.
