Schizophrenic Delusions

June 16th, 2008

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.

this so-called "about me" section has needed to be updated for ages now..
so i'm gonna..

...most of you know me as toast, but my real name is stephanie.
...i am able to do many super-human tricks, which will be listed, of course.
...i can vibrate my eyeballs.
...i can't smoke normal cigarettes -- only cloves.
...i can cast spells [not on you of course, at least not without your permission].
...i can spend HOURS online and find things to do.
...i know people sometimes too well.
...i'm full of useless and random facts, such as: the reason why moths are "drawn" towards lights is because their flight pattern is directed by moonlight, so they get confused. < / random fact >
...i can draw pretty pictures.
...i can scream as loud and high pitched as a four year old.
...i can drive.
...i sometimes dream about things before they happen, causing very annoying and frequent deja vu.
...i can twirl pens around my fingers.
...i should probably be a movie critic.
...i have a horrible short-term memory, but sometimes it comes back to me at random.
...i had a cinder block dropped on my head when i was in first grade, but still managed to make A's and B's all through elementary and most of middle school.
...i love my friends, no matter how they think i may feel about them.
...i have 11 piercings and one tattoo.
...i can smoke a cigarette and swim at the same time.
...i can wear a corset.
...i hate labels, although i do use them when i have no other way to describe someone.
..."normal" people sometimes bother me because either [a] they don't understand me // how to help me or [b] they judge me by looking at me. but there are exceptions to every situation.
...i talk waaaaay different online than i do in person.
...i love my boyfriend, though he does piss me off sometimes [i.e. waking me up after only 4 hours of sleep because he's awake].
...i'm slowly getting better at doing makeup.
...i first dyed my hair red because i was tired of people calling me a "dumb blond".
...i love mountain dew: revolution and baja blast.
...i like change, but i have to get used to phenomenal changes.


i'm having a brain fart currently, so please excuse me while i go and sleep it off.

♥t

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