MySpace.com - Kar - 19 - Female - South Central, US - www.myspace.com/linqui_the

9.4.07
"I didn't realize that my zipper was open, till right now"
9.5.07
"'Cuz they believe in loving the zombies to cure them"
9.6.07
"God this door feels so good"
9.7.07
"I love you in the face, with all of my face"
9.8.07
"Hold up, wait a minute...let me put my two cents in it"
9.9.07
"I want a t shirt that says i plane new york"
9.10.07
"Photoshop is god to scene kids"
9.11.07
"I can't picture a book wearing a thong"
9.12.07
"Wink*"
9.13.07
"I thought you said it was magic shit stick"
9.14.07
"You Tube Land...YOU TUBE LAND"
9.15.07
"This is for all you porn enthusiest out there"
9.16.07
"Eating is for poor people, only the rich starve"
9.17.07
"Let us continue, tomato continue"
9.18.07
"Let us go, tomato go"
9.19.07
"It was clicking like this ... but faster i just cant do it that fast"
9.20.07
"I kind of have a rash so it hurts when i squirtle"
9.21.07
"Quickly computer murder that twat"
9.22.07
"When you get down there..."
"Consider it done"
9.23.07
"Stupid computer i should kill it...its watching me thru the webcam..."
9.24.07
"What are you looking at Ronald McFuking Donald?!"
9.25.07
"Are you anyone's favorite person?"
9.26.07
"McDonald's really understands the concept of starving college students"
9.27.07
"Hello jello lube"
9.28.07
"TRIFORCE!"
9.29.07
"Stupid zombie shot me in the face with a catipult"
9.30.07
"I don't sell crack, i'm a prostitute"
9.31.07
"Don't bother me I'm playing sodoku, omg sodoku"
10.1.07
"I'd be pretty rich or rich pretty"
10.2.07
"Damn Nationz"
10.3.07
"Want me to suck out the boogers for you?...it'll feed me"
10.4.07
"Human Attack Formation!"
10.5.07
"I want a laptop who can give me a lapdance"
10.6.07
"Nipple Nipple dot dot looks like you have cancer"
10.7.07
"The quotation of the dayation"
10.8.07
"Its called bloody masturbation"
10.9.07
"Jesus will survive...hey hey"
10.10.07
"Pikachu rapes you in your sleep, yellow PUBES!"
10.11.07
"NEWS FLASH! RAPE IS ON THE LOOSE!"
10.12.07
"I have to pee"
"Congradulations"
10.13.07
"Cows have 9 stomachs, crapmachines!"
10.14.07
"You're not one of us god damnit"
10.15.07
"If you only knew how much i hate breathing"
10.16.07
"Asians invented the words: wink & squint"
10.17.07
"Stop the world i want to get off!"
10.18.07
"Quick Update: you are fucked"
10.19.07
"Make me look pretty for 3.50"
10.20.07
"I wonder whats in a wonder bra, so many surprises"
10.21.07
"To my husband whom i loved deeply, i leave...a boot to the head"
10.22.07
"No one wants baby juice around their necks, thats not brutal at all"
10.23.07
"You cant get the helix fossil"
"Yes i can"
"You cant get the dome"
10.24.07
"I may not be a smart man, but i know what a drive thru is"
10.25.07
"Penisirious: cancer in vagina that eats penis."
10.26.07
"Gimme a nickle and ill suck your pickle"
10.27.07
"He looks kinda gay from were im standing"
10.28.07
"If i wanted to talk to him, i would have grabbed a rock already"
10.29.07
"You can be my chulo, compliment my culo"
10.30.07
"I can hear the grass moving!"
10.31.07
"The old asian lady on the train wouldnt stop watching me play pokemon, i bet she was good at it too!"
11.1.07
"I'm in that mood today where everything is loud"
11.2.07
"Its no longer sexy if i explain"
11.3.07
"We should scribble on his face with my pen that is"
11.4.07
"Keep helicopting that fucking helicopter!"
11.5.07
"What? WHAT?! CAUSE IM MEGAMAN BITCH!"
11.6.07
"What?.....EVER!"
11.7.07
"Who?......CARES?!
11.8.07
"You are a fagghet *kishh* that is all"
11.9.07
"You are JARGOC but if you press the button you turn into Karina"
11.10.07
"Gary the door is to fat for your skinny body"
11.11.07
"Look! its senjaya!"
11.12.07
"She had a face that resebled a cunt,how more specific can i get?"
11.13.07
"I want a baby that looks like this!"
11.14.07
"So bored can't breath"
11.15.07
"Water can't die, do you see why i fear it?"
11.16.07
"Cockroaches are god's way of telling you, your penis is ugly"
11.17.07
"I'v been craving anal sex lately"
11.18.07
"Ahhh! I'll buy it at a high price, stranger"
11.19.07
"Im getting hair sex, damn it!"
11.20.07
"What about my needs? all you blades of grass are the same"
11.21.07
"She who snoozes looses her virginity"
11.22.07
"HA HA POUND IT"
11.23.07
"By the way it says balls on your forehead"
11.24.07
"You wait here while I go stand over there and fart"
11.25.07
"GIP pretty colors?"
11.26.07
"Look Daddy! its the po po POLICE!"
11.27.07
"I dont buy pixie stixx for the suger rush *wink*"
11.28.07
"I dare you to die and then come back to life you twat"
11.29.07
"I had no papas, papas fritas"
11.30.07
"My hair is like the ocean, The ocean is like my hair"
12.1.07
"If you have a low self esteem please hang up the phone, there are people more important than you who need help"
12.2.07
"Asking for money is not a job, it's a hobie"
12.3.07
"Satan took my body i feel much better"
12.4.07
"Please do us all a favor and die"
12.5.07
"I want a wiid plant,it sprouts wiis"
12.6.07
"Gary! your african girlfriend is trying to hunt the dog!"
12.7.07
"If i stick my hands in my armpits they wont be cold anymore!"
12.8.07
"Happy honey? a man had to die to prove you wrong"
12.9.07
"I have never fucked this way"
12.10.07
"I could live on canned cheese and cotton balls"
12.11.07
"Grogunk"
12.12.07
"She was talking wierd, i just wanted her to shut up"
12.13.07
"Your so ugly, God should have used the eraser to dispose of you"
12.14.07
"The window is yelling at me"
12.15.07
"That doesnt matter right now, please! im trying to eat this peanut butter cookie, BEGONE WITH YOUR BAD SELF!"
12.16.07
"If it doesnt kill you...it only makes you famous"
12.17.07
"The new year will be filled with screaming toasters and flying condoms"
12.18.07
"Don't give me that bullshit, if your so greatful tell it to my cock"
12.19.07
"Will there be lemon?...Alright then"
12.20.07
"Monkey knows!"
12.21.07
"Leave me alone right now I'm trying to be queer like you"
12.22.07
"We should have given him noodles for his birthday"
12.23.07
"Give me money ok?"
12.24.07
"There is nothing weaker than a love seaker"
12.25.07
"World peace is brought about by presents and nothing else"
12.26.07
"If lovin' were easy it wouldn't be love"
12.27.07
"If bowling was god, we would have a 3 letter name"
12.28.07
"Shit talker"
12.29.07
"I enjoy long walks on the beach and poking dead things in the eye"
12.30.07
"My ideal man is a man who can read backwards while thinking backwards"
12.31.07
"I ordered a cheeseburger! not a hamburger with cheese! do your fucking job!"
1.1.08
"What would britney spears do?"
1.2.08
"Are you out of your mind? YOU really are out of your mind!"
1.3.08
"Hello there anal dwealing butt monkey"
1.4.08
"My name is karina and i like to party"
1.5.08
"This chapstick makes my lips orgasim"
1.6.08
"Death from above!"
1.7.08
"Can we drop everything else? and focus on the fact that you just got to see some nipple action!"
1.8.08
"They make me want to punch the box in the kidneys"
1.9.08
"My shoulder exploded into a fuckin' blurr of colors"
1.10.08
"Does this person make you laugh? does a penis penetrate a vagina?"
1.11.08
"It'll rip that bitch apart! like a robot fighting a teevee"
1.12.08
"Oh baby blow me! blow me! blow me a balloon!"
1.13.08
"I don't want to see paper i want to see food!"
1.14.08
"Are you ready to get crazy Patrick?!...I can already hear the voices!"
1.15.08
"I'm a haunt you're whowhodilly...that means vagina right?"
1.16.08
"Lets get some boomboom going"
1.17.08
"Its time for some batman action in my car"
1.18.08
"FUCK YOU!"
1.19.08
"Trying to take my chicks! your gay! remeber that!"
1.20.08
"Babies dont come out of vaginas they come out of belly buttons"
1.21.08
"Karina! someone wants to get laid tonight"
1.22.08
"Stand up for your self you stupid bitch"
1.23.08
"There are moments in my life were i wish my crotch could sing"
1.24.08
"He has asshole written on his forehead, while i have it written nowhere...i just have an asshole"
1.25.08
"Sshhhhhh! thats just between you, me, and my legs"
1.26.08
"If you use the control in guitar hero you defeat the purpose of the game, but you also defeat the person"
1.27.08
"Did you tell her it had herpes?"
1.28.08
"I want guitar hero and i want my panda hoodie and i want to be a bad ass by wearing the guitar while i play the panda"
1.29.08
"Dont be such a pansy, its worst than being a pregnant whale"
1.30.08
"Your right im an ugly pussy like object"
1.31.08
"I thank you for your sarcasm it makes my ass twitch"
2.1.08
"Makes my penis swirl"
2.2.08
"I know what i want to be when i grow up...a BADASS"
2.3.08
"You a pussy"
2.4.08
"We are the ass ketchup go team!"
2.5.08
"It's kinda funny how a cat eats fish and a pussy smells like fish"
2.6.08
"My brain is leaking all over the floor, damn it"
2.7.08
"Penis Penis Penis"
2.8.08
"Im gunna show you what the hole is for....its right here in my pocket"
2.9.08
"Sometimes we say "things" when something has a name"
2.10.08
"When it rains the clouds are dropping diamonds"
2.11.08
"No! when theres nothing left to burn you set your farts on fire"
2.12.08
"You people are killing my phone, it vibrates like a madman"
2.13.08
"Touch my penis. Omg i'm bleeding! Internally!"
2.14.08
"You got a wang 3 days ago?"
2.15.08
"if looks could kill your probably ass faced & ugly as a fucking elephant turd"
2.16.08
"Omg karina has that stuff. Like in her coochie"
2.17.08
"Summons middle finger...fuckkk youuuuuu"
2.18.08
"Ya too far. It's like so many menus away. It's like a journey to a distant land of no return"
2.19.08
"Thats hot....drag your sorry carcus to meee babyy"
2.20.08
"Yeah i use a condom. You can never be to safe in the shower"
2.21.08
"Theres a fire...in my pants! and i'll let you put me out mr fireman"
2.22.08
"Why is it when you think of what a ball sack tastes like you think of a salty taste?"
2.23.08
"Ohhh..ok...ill throw up your blood in your veins"
2.24.08
"We should'nt use real words anymore, twitter is all we need"
2.25.08
"I love your salty ball sack"
2.26.08
"The zombies that kick it together, dinne together"
2.27.08
"My name is spelled with a K, kind of like [KAR IN A GARAGE]"
2.28.08
"Baby theres a puddle right here, but i don't think its water"
2.29.08
"Can you please tell us what happened here? because we are nosy"
3.1.08
"Did you know that an airplanes shadow is delayed by 1 minute?"
3.2.08
"The only thing is that my ipod's battery is a stupid cunt"
3.3.08
"The decisions you make are the future you create"
3.4.08
"We are chismosos"
3.5.08
"Look at all those chocolate bunnies inside you"
3.6.08
"I feel kind of bad ripping his skin off"
3.7.08
"Fuck it, theres food under there and hes dead too"
3.8.08
"You smell like a dead carcus's vagina"
3.9.08
"I should have flipped him off, i would have laughed harder"
3.10.08
"Must scratch eyelids!"
3.11.08
"Yeah, i hunted the churro woman down"
3.12.08
"I'm in the mood for pancakes, but your sweet ass will do"
3.13.08
"You should buy me a present for everyday that is not my birthday"
3.14.08
"Today is Kar-in-a-garage's birthday! CELEBRATE DAMN IT!"
3.15.08
"He had pointy ears and was talking some bullshit about a ring"
3.16.08
"I only hate you on days that end with why me!"
3.17.08
"She is such a slut, but its ok i like it"
3.18.08
"I smell a virgin!"
3.19.08
"Ohoo!"
3.20.08
"Don't touch me i have the runs, but yes i am ticklish"
3.21.08
"It's not an alien its just micheal jackson"
3.22.08
"Dont expect that from my vagina"
3.23.08
"Mexicans are rabbits, or at least fuck like them"
3.24.08
"Damn... Air raid!"
3.25.08
"Baby you are having pipe dreams"
3.26.08
"Aliens eat ballons"
3.27.08
"I'm taking care of that, trust me"
3.28.08
"LOU DILLON!"
3.29.08
"My attention span isnt as stupid as yours"
3.30.08
"What are you talking about? What crack?"
3.31.08
"Screaming is a sport!!!"
4.1.08
"I miss you & your shenanigans"
4.2.08
"There are holes in my crotch"
4.3.08
"Ichigo! KURASAKY!"
4.4.08
"Youtube makes people famous, but what flavors do they come in"
4.5.08
"I hope these words sink to the bottom of your heart, and on there way down crush your arrogance"
4.6.08
"Damn nation! it sounds like damn asian"
4.7.08
"Karina's penis ozzy's vagina, i mean penis, i ment vagina"
4.8.08
"So confused! Ramones phone is here BUT WHERE IS RAMONE!!!"
4.9.08
"Why is there a mirror on the ceiling"
4.10.08
"A beaner driving a beamer"
4.11.08
"I want some pussy"
4.12.08
"So your saying that if i buy this wig, i'll look just like HANNAH MONTANA?"
4.13.08
"You look hot enough to cook bacon baby"
4.13.
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"You look hot enough to cook bacon baby"
4.14.
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"We could lite this fire between us, come with me and touch my penis"
4.15.
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"Don't be a slut wash ur butt"
4.16.
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"There is no excuse to be loose"
4.17.
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"Kissing leads to humping, just like farting leads to pooping"
4.18.
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"If you got an F that stands for fertalize"
4.19.
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"If your gonna be humping at least put on something"
4.20.
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"I just want to let you know the back of yo head is ridiculous"
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