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kristen's Interests
General
high-fives, getting that asshole out of the white house, improv, theatre, books, music, languages, travel, knitting, homestar runner, karaoke, air guitar, flippy cup, kickball kittens
Music
the pipettes, M.I.A., supersystem, wolf parade, of montreal, okkervil river, Office, new pornographers, brendan benson, moving units, stevie wonder, modest mouse, beastie boys, q and not u, the arcade fire, dogs die in hot cars, belle and sebastian, the futureheads, built to spill, cursive, franz ferdinand, soul coughing, first floor power, the strokes, beulah, le tigre, ben folds, johnny cash, the smiths, the shins, hot hot heat, radio 4, miles davis, talking heads, rufus wainwright, david bowie
Movies
little miss sunshine, best in show, the shawshank redemption, wet hot american summer, fight club, pulp fiction, life is beautiful, rushmore, the neverending story, american beauty, i heart huckabees, breakin' 2: electric boogaloo, evil dead II, american splendour
Television
project runway, the daily show, the simpsons, the office, the state, i love '92
Books
catch 22, anything by kurt vonnegut, a heartbreaking work of staggering genius, hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, something wicked this ways comes, join me, good omens, bee season, harry potter and the anything, his dark materials trilogy
Heroes
jon stewart & bob ross
stephen colbert at the white house correspondents dinner
Bradley University
Peoria,Illinois
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Theatre and Communications
Clubs: super hard rockers who rock out all the time club, topless kegstand club, girls who wear glasses sometimes club, almost too cool for school club
1999 to 2003
Lockport Township High Sch East
Lockport,Illinois
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: not cool enough for you
About me: www.hellokristen.com www.impresstheseapes.com
impress these apes- week 4 (stand-up w/a puppet)
impress these apes- finale
FUN FACTS: -i am an excellent hula hooper
-i hold the fat tire bike tours record for high-fiving the most native berliners while riding a bike. previous record- 17 mine-65 dayum!
-i am a very unscrupulous notary public. -my favorite ninja turtle is Michaelangelo. he's a party dude. i can relate. -sweet potato fries.
Who I'd like to meet: likes:
jokes told by children,
the sound ice makes in a glass,
dressing up for no good reason, and my new job!
dislikes:
republicans,
responsibility, & reality TV stars.
flippy cup + kickball = boner
have you ever went over a friends house to eat and the food just ain't no good? i mean, the macaroni's soggy, the peas all mushed, and the chicken tastes like wood!
More at www. youtube. com/danalafs and check out my page for upcoming shows. To get on my email list for shows in your area email me at danalafs@yahoo.com
You are amazing! Fucking A for you throwing improv shrimp on the barbie. I love and will miss seeing your gorgeous face and comedy around me. No, I never got a copy of our movie, which is disappointing mostly because I want it to remember our dumbasses having a superscuffle. Please call me whenever you're coming to LA. I will be there by late summer or fall, waiting with open arms and development deals. Love you.
There is a "Why do you have to be like this?" "Like what?" "Like how you are" callback in the Buffalo Tom/Boiler room episode which makes it all the more wonderful.
I just harassed your Castle Damen co-inhabitants about this, and please don't feel saddened that you're the last to get the invite. But this Thursday night, my dear peach, a few other teachers and I will be getting crazy at Diversey Rock 'n Bowl. If you and/or the others could make it, my balls might go from a little to a lot tingly in a matter of seconds. We're shooting for the 6 to 6:30 range. Whatdya say?
WEIRD!!! Most of MY period clothes have an elastic COLLAR and ruffled WAISTBAND! Man, Kristen... anyone who ever said Allison & Kristen are exactly the same... DIDN'T know about our period clothes. Miss you. Miss burning your car down.
I KNOW! It is insane, and awesome because I'm singing Christmas carols, my favortite Holiday pasttime since I don't know when. Did you see the new site? www.route66sings.com, check out the video. I MISS YOU!!!!! Margaritas sound amazing, I can't wait.
