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p.s. - were you, susie and i really romping around in a ditch, half-clothed this weekend? and did you really carry a table down half of schellin road while half naked? aand does that really count as our first piece of furniture?
umm breast milk????....what!ur crazy....mom.haha u should know all about breast milk by now, u know after folding the laundry and washing the dishes. r u going to buy new curtins next wkend?
i'm in susie woosie's room studying my life away and can't help but notice i'm f-f-freezing. then i realized you left the window open. then i realized you left the window open because you know if you don't i'll squirm intentionally all night until you wake up. then i realized i don't know how you put up with me.
i think it's time to take a break from linguistics and harass your dad, which you'd be proud to know i haven't stopped doing since my arrival.
by the time you read this, i will be latched to your beautifully scented armpits like a koala. i will also have just given you fourteen asai moonsaults.
surely, you're worn out by being dominated by your girlfriend. let's go latch onto each other and snooze like koalas, excluding the eucalyptus.
i love you with every ounce of my mexican heart.
-kosir
p.s. let's sleep in tomorrow; we've got some big thangs poppin' this weekend. mmhmmm.
a) romping around marshall park playing with a remote control airplane b) fine dining and forgetting wallets at applebees c) watching fireworks from the hood of your golden wonder d) on our first date e) all of the above
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well, well.. would ya look at who was up and full of energy at three-thirty in the morning. it's almost like you drove completely out of your way last night to see a mexican's smile.. simply amazing.
i vote that you leave work immediately and come play with susie and me in canton today.. meet you at the salvation army.
remember that one time when i was so hot and bothered by a recent blizzard i not only tackled my local weatherman in a snowdrift larger than king kong's spinners, but also threw a baker's dozen of snowballs directly in his perfectly eyebrowed face?
after i meet nelson i'd like you to meet my friend VICTORY.
1. my typical monday morning sandwich was made with love by maw. yours wasn't. 2. the typical monday morning sharpie note was addressed with love from maw to me. not you. 3. your typical monday morning gas money was not only duplicated, but doubled for me. now susie woosie and i are not only going on a road trip, but doing some serious shopping.
hi !! long time no talk. how are you??? I just wanted to say hi and tell you about Amgs new site (amg is a company i work for). its a different kind of social website. we are just starting up, and soon to have live broadcasting. we also promote bands. stop by if you are interested okay :)
Is Archie still working at the station? I think he got lost on his way to my house three weeks ago... And again 2 weeks ago... And again last week... and this week too... Hmmm.... Holla bro!
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hey, thanx for the add! love your music ^^
p.s.- were you, susie and i really romping around in a ditch, half-clothed this weekend? and did you really carry a table down half of schellin road while half naked? aand does that really count as our first piece of furniture?
hi handsome,
it's been eleven months of heaven on earth - it's been eleven months of us.
i miss last summer.. non-stop texting, late-night visits to ruby tuesday and even later-night phone calls..
but i love where we are now.
coming home to a bed full of hand-written love letters and hand-picked flowers was simply incredible, but that's everyday with you.
you're mind-blowing. and i can't wait to tell you that in a classy, non-myspace fashion in twenty-four minutes.
i love you.
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hey hope ur summer goes well
u should do ur own version of soulja boy that would be awesome
umm breast milk????....what!ur crazy....mom.haha u should know all about breast milk by now, u know after folding the laundry and washing the dishes.r u going to buy new curtins next wkend?
allow me to sum up our life in three phrases:
1. his and hers brookstone bathrobes
2. grocery shopping on a friday night
3. columbus apartment in the 'burbs
wouldn't have it any other way..
i love you.
p.s. wednesday night we're gonna bonnie and clyde it up..
Did I tell you lately that I just love your girlfriend? Maybe more than you...
Wish I was a Weather Man!!!!
housemate-
i'm in susie woosie's room studying my life away and can't help but notice i'm f-f-freezing. then i realized you left the window open. then i realized you left the window open because you know if you don't i'll squirm intentionally all night until you wake up. then i realized i don't know how you put up with me.
i think it's time to take a break from linguistics and harass your dad, which you'd be proud to know i haven't stopped doing since my arrival.
get off work soon. i miss you.
-me
So seriously...WANG, what have you been up too?
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ! How are you these days???????????
two weeks home skillet...bout to be legendary
kosir-
by the time you read this, i will be latched to your beautifully scented armpits like a koala. i will also have just given you fourteen asai moonsaults.
surely, you're worn out by being dominated by your girlfriend. let's go latch onto each other and snooze like koalas, excluding the eucalyptus.
i love you with every ounce of my mexican heart.
-kosir
p.s. let's sleep in tomorrow; we've got some big thangs poppin' this weekend. mmhmmm.
Hey douche... Heard some big news tonight out of your place of business, since apparently you're leaving me out of the loop... Holler at me!
exactly nine months ago today we were:
a) romping around marshall park playing with a remote control airplane
b) fine dining and forgetting wallets at applebees
c) watching fireworks from the hood of your golden wonder
d) on our first date
e) all of the above
see side of box for answer.
i love you.
even nancy drew could crack that stupid ass code
Salut! Nous (L'ASSEMBLÉE) t'invitons à te procurer notre nouvel album ENCORE, qui sort le 8 avril. Tu y retrouveras des collaborations de Papaz, Samian, Dupuis, Koriass, AnodaJay, Saïmon (Structure), Dj Nerve, Dj Horg, Cobna, Damien, Dj Eklips, RayRay, koudjo et +
L'album ENCORE: vente partout le 8 avril!!!
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well, well.. would ya look at who was up and full of energy at three-thirty in the morning. it's almost like you drove completely out of your way last night to see a mexican's smile.. simply amazing.
i vote that you leave work immediately and come play with susie and me in canton today.. meet you at the salvation army.
i love you.
remember that one time when i was so hot and bothered by a recent blizzard i not only tackled my local weatherman in a snowdrift larger than king kong's spinners, but also threw a baker's dozen of snowballs directly in his perfectly eyebrowed face?
after i meet nelson i'd like you to meet my friend VICTORY.
Me: Knock, knock.
You: Who's there?
Me: Ten G's.
You: Ten G's who?
Me: Ten G's closer to getting a ratty ol' diamond from youuuu.
dearest nicholas,
three points to prove my greatness:
1. my typical monday morning sandwich was made with love by maw. yours wasn't.
2. the typical monday morning sharpie note was addressed with love from maw to me. not you.
3. your typical monday morning gas money was not only duplicated, but doubled for me. now susie woosie and i are not only going on a road trip, but doing some serious shopping.
i love you and your beaver-infested casa.
Are you like me? Take my "Just for fun!" Quiz to find out!
hi !! long time no talk. how are you??? I just wanted to say hi and tell you about Amgs new site (amg is a company i work for). its a different kind of social website. we are just starting up, and soon to have live broadcasting. we also promote bands. stop by if you are interested okay :)
Dude... Fix your background. I can't see shit...
Is Archie still working at the station? I think he got lost on his way to my house three weeks ago... And again 2 weeks ago... And again last week... and this week too... Hmmm.... Holla bro!
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