Maps, both antique and new. Comedy. Improvisation. Travel. Cats. Dogs. Films. Musculature. Biological Impact of Geology. Rhythm. Non-contiguous Nations. Audio Compatibility of Home Machinery. The Mangle. Simultaneous Invention. Planned Obsolesence. Essentials. Camping Gear. Made in China. Global Abomination. Abdominal Incarceration. Cancerous Benignity. Knowing Smiles. Canary Grins. Slag Heaps. Deserted Towns. Aging and the Equanimity of Arthritic Affliction Among Arthurian Historians. Chronic Cronyism. Chivalrous Shiva Worshipping Shiva Sitters. Grasp. From Many One. There Are Four Lights. Paternalism. Chicken/Egg. What if televisions were made as projectors in the first place, and computer monitors were assumed to have to be really big, projected on a big wall, so offices were really large and difficult to navigate, and you had a couch in it and could sleep in there, and everyone was in shape because they had to walk so far to another person's office in the normal course of your work, and work was fun, because all your work was projected on a wall all the time, and the space was really your own? Haphazard Use of the Subjunctive. Soccer. Feminist Disapproval of Standard Exhibitions of Masculinity. Indigenous Peoples of the Pacific Northwest. Scathing Anthropological Studies. Short World Leaders. Sneakers. Hispanic/Latino/a. Mr. and Miss Categorization. The Failure of Traditional Modes of Expression. Sign. Signifier. Signified. Treo Technology. The Pony Express. Modernization Changes Us Changes Modernization.
Music
STICKERBOOK!, Nervous Cabaret, Velvet Underground, Neil Young, Pixies, Bob Dylan, Rolling Stones, Ella Fitzgerald, Jazz Standards, Magnetic Fields, Aimee Mann, My Barbarian, Flaming Fire, David Bowie, Air, Stereolab, Queens of the Stone Age, Sonic Youth, Wings, Bacharach, Bach, cognitive dissonance as long as it has a reason, Sondheim, things you can feel with your ears, whatever is on iPod, Morning and/or Weekend Becomes Eclectic, Portishead, PJ Harvey, Radiohead, The Shins, The Strokes, clarinets in unison, theremins and voices, Kurt Weill, germans singing with accents i.e. Ute Lemper and Marlene Dietrich, Wilco, Thelonious Monk, Pavement, Nick Drake, classic rock, Grateful Dead, Lucinda Williams
Movies
WOODY ALLEN, DAVID LYNCH, ROBERT ALTMAN, MEL BROOKS, The Night Porter, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusdae, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2, anything with Michael Caine, James Bond with Sean Connery, Lord of the Rings, The Life Aquatic, The Big Lebowski, The Seventh Seal, The Seven Samuari, Dog Day Afternoon, The Deer Hunter, Grey Gardens, Apolcalypse Now (and Redux), The Hudsucker Proxy (satchelbutt), Fargo, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Austin Powers, Bonnie and Clyde, Sam Peckinpaw, Cool Hand Luke
Television
30 ROCK IS THE BEST SHOW EVER, Heroes, Lost, The Office, Deadwood, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Saturday Night Live, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, The Daily Show, Mr. Show, Strangers with Candy, Star Trek, Tracey Ullman, The Ground Floor, Mr. Rogers, Martha, Oprah, The Tyra Banks Show, The View, Commercials, Nova, Michael Wood, Ian on Globe Trekker, Frontline, Da Ali G Show, Lost, but Twin Peaks was so much better, Three's Company, any parade of horribles, attempts at settled and sensible, Jeeves and Wooster, spit takes, ok, yes, it is true, I am so sorry, Felicity AND Charmed, is that a crime, i thought not, Battle of the Network Stars please come back, Ben Stiller Show, The Simpsons, Holiday programming that touches the hearts and minds of youngsters as well as traditional, sappy sentimental adults, but not for their kitsch factor (oh, Kitsch Factor) or memories of youth but for their secret messages, any show about animals, Jeopardy, Saturday AM non-cartoons, The Prisoner, unconsionable Dungeons and Dragons, Starting Over
Books
Jude the Obscure. I don't really read books. The New Yorker is not a book. Jonathan Franzen. Also not a book. There are at least 6 partially read books on my nightstand. Nightstand, by Illiterate P. Bookingsixer.
I'm so glad to have you...everyone should have a sue but you can't have this one cause she's mine! Having you makes it possible to tell all others to suck it. Someday we will eat oysters to our hearts content!
thankyou my chipper new friend for in dreams if one could see and hear i would say i had seen and heard you before from far across the sea playing on your guitar tunes that all should hear keep smiling always sue peace and hugs to you
We love Sue - Sue, Sue, Sa-sue! She's the best coach - Sue, Sue, Sa-sue! Like Vitamin C she's good for you - Sue, Sue, Sa-sue! She used to work for a lawer who used to - Sue, Sue, Sa-sue! Which is unrelated to her coaching - Sue, Sue, Sa-sue! I really don't know why I brought it up - Sue, Sue, Sa-sue! This has gotten awkward - Sue, Sue, Sa-sue! Sorry Sue - Sue, Sue, Sa-sue!
Yo sister sue I saw you audition for Perry Farrell on The DL. That was awesome,totally awesome. U was funny as hat.Did Ju'ans addiction man mention me? We used to sauna a lot together in Chinatown.
