Kick Butt Coffee is open from 7am to 11pm daily. We are located on Airport Blvd. near 290 in beautiful Austin, TX. We are in the Highland Commons Shopping plaza, the same center as Spec's Liquor, across from Panda Express and Wendy's.
So if you're looking at this page right now you are one of our first friends. You received this invite so we can keep you posted on our progress and for an invite to our VIP opening party! Oh yeah, and if you did receive an invite you should feel special. We don't have some fancy invite spamming MySpace robot. I actually took the time to invite you personally.
Peace,
Dave
Top 10 Reasons to go to Kick Butt Coffee instead of Starbucks
1. Starbucks is all yin, no yang.
2. We won’t subject you to hearing Ryan Adam’s latest musical “masterpiece”.
3. Starbucks offers three drink sizes, but you sound like a tool when you say them. We have three drink sizes too, but the only one you’ll ever say is “Large”.
4. Starbucks’ beans are picked by underpaid third-world laborers. Our beans are snatched from our Sifu’s hand one at a time by super-wealthy ninjas.
5. Our decaf is stronger than their regular.
6. Their mascot is a mermaid. Mermaids are lame.
7. They have Chai, but they don’t have Ch’i.
8. Starbucks uses milk with the bovine growth hormone… that’s not funny or anything, it’s just gross.
9. Fact: Starbucks got beat up by a girl once at a party.
10. Starbucks’ only good tasting drink is brewed from Chuck Norris’ tears- too bad he’s never cried.
For the record I don't dislike Starbucks! I would be honored if Starbucks would try and make fun of us... But, then I would kick em in the face!!!
Dave
Kick Butt Coffee coming soon to a village near you...
Who I'd like to meet: People that love great coffee, martial arts, fitness, live music, comics, dance and/or comedy. Anything Kick Butt and of course Ninjas!!!
Please support us by purchasing a t-shirt...or we'll Kick your Butt!
9/6/2008
