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Kentucky Prophet
Hip Hop / Comedy / Experimental

"I wanna party! Loan me five bucks!"

FORDSVILLE, Kentucky
United States

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Last Login:  10/12/2008
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   Kentucky Prophet: General Info
Member Since7/30/2004
Band Websitemyspace.com/kentuckyprophet
Band MembersThere's one Kentucky Prophet. Although he's big enough to be two or even three really small people, there's only one him. Lucky you.
Influences100% of good music and 8% of the bad stuff.
Sounds LikeThe Hammer of Justice smashing down on someone's head.
Record Labelsee Industry Rule 4080
Type of LabelNone







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   About Kentucky Prophet
Kentucky Prophet is a moderately known rapper/singer/comedian/fatso. He has released an EP, "Brain Rap", in 2005 and a full-length, "Beyond The Fringe" in 2007. "Brain Rap" is available on iTunes and "BTF" is available via Paypal.

Mike Farmer hails from Fordsville, Kentucky (pop. 581) and went to school at Ohio County High School in Beaver Dam, Kentucky. He graduated from Western Kentucky University in Bowling Green, Kentucky. He moved to Los Angeles to pursue a music career in 2001. He returned to Fordsville in 2003, having earned no platinum or gold records, no MTV Music Video awards, or record contracts.

During his LA sojourn, Mike Farmer had a short-lived role on a short-lived show, "Beat The Geeks". He was hated by fans in his ten-episode stint as Substitute Music Geek and was canned by show producers (who later went on to subject viewers with The Surreal Life and other VH-1 programs starring Flavor Flav).

For a brief period, he worked as an engineer's assistant for teenage r&b group B2K's album "Pandemonium". Duties as an engineer involved playing video games with the group, building a portable basketball hoop, and making Baskin-Robbins and In-N-Out Burger runs. Almost no actual experience behind a soundboard was had.

During this time, he continued to pester his neighbor, Colin Smith aka Smitty, into recording some rap tracks. Initially, Colin demurred but during a visit from friend Ian Gaffney aka DJ Cappel, Colin took Mike into the studio. The first song the three of them worked on was "Somehooow" which ended up on the Kentucky Prophet EP "Brain Rap"

Nearly five years later, Colin is currently between residences while Ian is subletting his Brooklyn apartment to someone who doesn't mind not having Central Air. Mike is currently typing this at home in Fordsville. Occasionally, the three of them congregate to make new jams and CHANGE THE FACE OF POPULAR MUSIC AS WE KNOW IT.

They're talking about getting together in early fall 2008 to record a follow-up to Beyond The Fringe. Possible album titles include "Fat Angels", "Dr. Bathroom Rides Again" and "URRRPPP!"

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Hog Luvdog





Oct 2 2008 3:16 AM

Indiana Undead Alien Pirates





Oct 1 2008 12:43 PM

so when are you coming back to Evansville?
Bradley





Sep 28 2008 2:25 AM

Mike Farmer, what's got into you?
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Sep 27 2008 6:17 PM

HAY DJ





Sep 23 2008 10:08 PM

I'll be back in communication soon! Your number is indeed noted! I'm just going through something on my end and need a couple days.
xo
INTENT TO KILL





Sep 23 2008 4:00 AM

Thanks for the support! Stay fuckin brutal!!!
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Crystal Dawn





Sep 20 2008 2:06 PM

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Where my dogs at?!
Ryan Hunt





Sep 12 2008 3:41 PM

haha your music puts me in such a good mood!! keep it up!!
Jessicakes, Ms. Crippler if you're nasty





Sep 9 2008 9:41 PM

Just got an email from Nord about your blog...congrats :)
HAY DJ





Sep 8 2008 5:43 PM

Whats the word home skillet?
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Sep 5 2008 4:02 PM

Please put Holland back up! I'm notorious for it as my profile song!
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Sep 2 2008 9:37 AM

As always i am blown away by your lyrics and wit. I like the vids! Your content is stunning as usual.
City Of Empires





Sep 1 2008 3:33 PM

Fa sho it is! :D Why else haha

Patrick!
City Of Empires





Sep 1 2008 7:13 AM

Heyy thanks for the add :) Please tell us what you think!

Patrick!
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Aug 31 2008 12:19 AM

your show at springwater a few weeks ago was lovely. keep rocking.
The Fat Cats





Aug 16 2008 10:05 PM

Zachs Beyers fighting Cancer
Zach Beyer is 16 years old and has been diagnosed with a type of Brain Cancer. His prognossis is that he has a 50% chance of living up to a year. There will be a benefit for Zach Sept. 13th Starting at 6:00 With Rock Bands Push and The Fat Cats. At The Sorewood Pup Detroit Lakes. Free camping is being offered by Shorewood Campgrounds. We need items for silent auction and raffles. For Bands that are New Friends Send us Cd's if you like. Donations can be made at Wells Fargo Bank Under the Zachary Beyer Benefit trust. Please help us get the word out. The Fat Cats will donate .50 cent for every .99 cent down of our music. You can buy down loads on our snow cap store or on the player at the bottom of this message. For more info call Todd Helliksen 218-841-7595 Please help us get the word out and forward this to you friends. Zach profile is myspace. com/zachbeyer invite him to be a friend and encourage him to fight the good fight.


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you





Aug 7 2008 7:47 PM

local film shows this friday
Violet Clark





Aug 1 2008 5:01 PM

Yo, Mikey, how's things???
Stephen Loves Jessica Loves Breeanna





Jul 29 2008 11:33 PM

I've had micronesia stuck in my head all day.

And I think I know that fordy guy.
I KNO U SENSE DANGER I CAN C IT IN UR STARE!!!





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Jul 23 2008 3:27 PM

you and me have 24 friends in common, kentucky prophet. one of us could totally have a party and invite the other one, and the other one would maybe know somebody else there and not feel so uncomfortable.
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Jul 23 2008 8:34 AM

THIS IS OUR LAST HOME BOUT OF THE SEASION!! Watch The Shipwreck Sallies destroy The Battle Betties. I have tickets if you need some!! If not go to www. rollergirlsofsin. com
Technology vs. Horse





Jul 22 2008 10:11 PM

Better still:

Micronesia!!!

Fuck off!
Technology vs. Horse





Jul 22 2008 10:10 PM

Lol.


...and the song is cawled cohcaine dragwhuluhhhh.
mary





Jul 21 2008 2:17 PM

Will be trying to make it to your l'ville show in August...will need a special BG shout out...where is Banjo Bill when ya need him?
Story





Jul 21 2008 12:16 AM

Call ME a jagoff, will ya?!?

Well, if you can't laugh at yourself...
Knot Head





Jul 17 2008 4:04 AM

Loved both your performances I caught over the weekend in KY, awesome stuff dude!!!
Josh Hines





Jul 16 2008 3:41 PM

new drum heads. suck my balls.
:)
Broken Spurs





Jul 15 2008 2:38 PM

God-dang! You're truly AWESOME!!! Pleasure to perform with you, catch you in Louisville again!
Your friend,
Adam K-The Broken Spurs
Michael