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"The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation"

Male
30 years old
SEATTLE, Washington
United States



Last Login: 7/8/2008
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   DC's Comedian Bio
BioJust Another Fucking Loser
Things DC Learned From Strippers CHECKITOUTMUSIC.COM
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InfluencesDoug Stanhope, Kevin Smith, Bea Arthur, Vern Troyer, My Grandpa Andy
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TV ShowsI think my Back was on the news in August?
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    DC's Interests
MoviesPaint the sky red

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     DC's Details
Status:Swinger
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Spokane
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate


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Clips: 4 Total Plays: 593 Plays Today: 1
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Poor Judgement
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Comedy Underground DEBUT
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DRUNKS
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   DC's Blurbs
About me:
I am the product of a case of cheap beer and lowered standards. If you are offended by anything on my page feel free to tell me what an insensitive worthless piece of shit I am because god knows I have never heard that before. I am lazy and apathetic and probably the most selfish person I know. I hope I get famous so it will make it easier to score prescription pills and meaningless relationships based on my fame! Did I mention I am a disabled vet? I only bring it up so I can milk sympathy and ultimately excuse my future alcohol abuse and vagrancy. I have been asked to leave the stage before for saying fuck and cunt in the same line and when I tried convincing the owner of the club they were the only two words that could truly describe my ex wife he had me escorted out of the building (fucking fascist). My hobbies include aromatherapy, denial, and self-manipulation..
Who I'd like to meet:
IQ Test Score
Brains and a complete lack of social skills!

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Jul 3 2008 8:43 AM


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Marten Hoyle





Jun 12 2008 2:21 PM

HEY DC. What's going on? Do you think you'll be in Spokane again anytime soon? My clip is up on my profile. I guess its okay for a first clip, but the video quality is good.
Comedian Rodger Lizaola





Jun 5 2008 1:57 AM

Jason





Jun 3 2008 2:34 AM


Yeah...total starfuckers
I LOVE YOU MADDIE





Jun 2 2008 10:53 AM

Hey DC, I'm worth $5922!
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I LOVE YOU MADDIE





Jun 1 2008 1:58 PM

You can hug, party with, flirt, poke or even throw sheep at me!


Get SuperPoke and find out what everyone wants to do to you!




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Andrew





May 28 2008 9:21 AM

True enough. People like laughing at my misfortune almost as much as I do. Fortunately for me I'm in no short supply of fuck ups.
Andrew





May 26 2008 9:25 PM

what's up fucknutz? I happen to be jobless and drunk... keep me away from firearms and small children. I may snap at any given moment.
Emily





May 24 2008 9:00 PM

Hey DC, I just bought you for $900.


Click here to find out what you can do with all your new cash!


So I'm property of the club now? I won't rub Lenny's bunions!

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Justin





May 24 2008 7:55 PM

hey man whats up with you these days, saw you walking downtown today, you look bigger these days.
~iM nO# jU@n~





May 22 2008 1:00 PM

U FUNNY
**Syl**





May 20 2008 3:25 PM

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May 19 2008 1:29 PM

Hey DC, I just bought as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're worth!


Buy and selling flesh like stocks.



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May 18 2008 5:16 PM




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Jason





May 16 2008 5:27 PM

2 NEW VIDS FOR FRIDAY





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May 15 2008 8:07 PM

Hey DC, I just bought you as my PET!
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Marten Hoyle





May 15 2008 4:58 PM

Hey man! You think you'll be in Spokane again any time soon?
Ryan





May 14 2008 8:29 PM

Hey DC, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$!




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Ryan





May 14 2008 2:58 PM

Hey DC, I just gave you a human gift!
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*mr. me*





May 14 2008 1:05 PM

the end of this month im there!!
Bethy Dawn





May 14 2008 1:12 AM

Hey DC, I just bought you as my PET!
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May 14 2008 12:42 AM

Hey DC, I'm worth $550!
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May 12 2008 2:22 AM

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May 11 2008 4:29 PM

I LOVE YOU MADDIE





May 5 2008 7:13 PM


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Andrew





May 5 2008 3:22 PM

hey dude, thanks for the drinks. That was pretty badass. The Stanhope show was fucking amazing. Can't wait for my next seattle trip, that place is fuckin wild. peace.
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May 3 2008 1:19 PM

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May 2 2008 1:30 AM

Hey so my friends and I just watched your comedy.. well a couple days ago but let me know when you have new shit coming out or when your next show is! cause we are down to go. holla

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I LOVE YOU MADDIE





Apr 29 2008 12:07 PM

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Apr 28 2008 10:09 PM

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Apr 25 2008 11:11 PM

Ohh shit you got it up lol fuck yeah I love the ketchup samich fuckin hilarious film.
The Dennys Streaker





Apr 25 2008 11:07 PM

Rember to go for the ketchup samich man.
Gary and the Ridgways





Apr 25 2008 2:01 PM

Call a brother one time
MondoBurrito





Apr 25 2008 2:30 AM

I tried before u turned me down
HANZ





Apr 25 2008 1:51 AM

Direct a movie sir... Show those asians who is the real jew director around here!
Jason





Apr 24 2008 1:15 PM

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Apr 21 2008 7:20 PM



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