MySpace.com - Josh Goguen - Saylorsburg, PENNSYLVANIA

| | | |

Josh Goguen
Stand-Up / Rated R / Comedic Writers

			"We’re all doomed; isn’t it great?" Male 30 years old Saylorsburg, PENNSYLVANIA United States Last Login:7/25/2008
Mood: good
View My: Pics \| Videos

Contacting Josh Goguen

MySpace URL:

http://www.myspace.com/joshgoguen

Josh Goguen's Comedian Bio

Bio	Writer for CringeHumor.net Heard on LunaticRadio.com Clubs: Improv, Rascals, Funny Bone, Comedy Zone, Charlie Goodnights, Startdome Worked with: Jim Norton, Patrice O’neal, Mitch Hedberg, Pablo Francisco
Website	JoshGoguen.com

Josh Goguen's Interests

General	Comedy MMA Fitness Video Games Back alley abortions Old People Falling Race relations Sprinkles


PRs:	DL 375 SP 185
AIM Me At:	JoshGoguen
Xbox Live Handle:	Virus202
Music	Marilyn Manson Nine Inch Nails Rammstien Korn Billy Idol Tom Jones
Current Favorite Insult:	Sack o' dicks
Movies	Fight Club 300 Dumb & Dumber Pulp Fiction Office Space Gladiator The Big Lebowski
Television	The Simpsons Futurama Curb Your Enthusiasm The Office The Venture Bros
Books	I can't be updating what I'm reading all of the time, so piss off and just know that I am literate.
Heroes	Colin Quinn Randy Couture Tyler Durden Helio Gracie Jack LaLanne James Randi

Josh Goguen's Details

Status:	Married
Here for:	Networking, Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Body type:	5' 7" / Average
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Religion:	Other
Zodiac Sign:	Gemini
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Children:	Proud parent
Education:	College graduate
Occupation:	Comedian

Josh Goguen's Schools

Swansboro High
Swansboro,North Carolina
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma

1992 to 1996

Josh Goguen's Networking

Television - Talent - Comedian

Film - Composition - Screenwriting

Television - Composition - Writing

Josh Goguen's Companies

X Rated Shirts . com
US
Writer/Bastard

2005 - Present

Josh Goguen's Latest Blog Entry [Subscribe to this Blog]

Rambling. (view more)

Inconsistent complainers. (view more)

Knowing when. (view more)

Cable (view more)

Flame Broiled (view more)

[View All Blog Entries]

Josh Goguen's Blurbs

About me:
.. I'm a stand-up comic who was getting a decent amount of road work until my son was born. Since then I've moved my family to try to make some headway in the New York comedy community. So, obviously, I'm stupid.

Aside from comedy, I'm a fan of Mixed Martial Arts and practice Brazilian Jiu Jitsu when I can.
I enjoy learning about health and nutrition, though I don't always apply it.
I'm a video gamer.
Sadly, I can't stop paying attention to politics, no matter how much I hate it.

Who I'd like to meet:
Wow, there's so many, let's see, I would LOVE to meet:
Hot Chicks who are actually lamely disguised attempts to market bullshit.
Clothing companies.
Friend Whores.
Other comedians who only want to tell me where they are performing so I can "come out and support" them.
Bands, lots and lots of bands! DJ's and rappers too.

For realsies though, Cringe Humor supporters, MMA fans, and anyone who enjoys "inappropriate" humor. If you're none of the above bur are still just an interesting person, then you too.

Who I have met:

Josh Goguen's Friend Space (Top 24)

Josh Goguen has 15770 friends.

IbeforeJ

Rock out with my sock out

Lunaticradio.com

Cringe Humor Radio

Ad-Rock

Kieran

Patrick From Cringe Humor

Cris

Alfonso

Muscle

Johnny B

heide

Steve

Tony Deyo

Joe Zimmerman

rory

Douglas from ARSENIC LULLABY

Slava

Amy

Neil Constantine

Lady Dagger

Sinner

The Big Bad Wolf

Rape Kit in the Crawl Space

View All of Josh Goguen's Friends

Josh Goguen's Friends Comments

Displaying 49 of 2459 comments ( View All | Add Comment )

Ben Vitoff	Jul 21 2008 4:53 PM Another good piece of reading material on Cringe Humor, man! ...I will definately remember to ditch the comforter and check the pillow before going to sleep!
Comedian Jay Griffin	Jul 15 2008 3:15 PM Josh, A thousand apologies for being such a stranger. I've been relentlessly pursued by this roving band of Latter Day Saints who've been trying to ensnare me into their evil clutches and draw me into their cult. Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door for these guys.... (I have it on good authority that the guy in the middle just might be a pedophile.) Ciao for now, Jay
Scott-Tay	Jul 15 2008 3:44 AM Stopping by and saying what’s up.
The Big Bad Wolf	Jul 11 2008 3:34 PM
Why Me?	Jul 4 2008 4:15 PM Happy 4th of July!!!
Kenny Klein	Jul 3 2008 11:28 AM I like you so much, I wanted to make you laugh. ..See Funny People At The Renaissance Faire and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie. com....See more funny videos at Funny or Die.. Love, Kenny Klein
Eric I	Jun 30 2008 9:10 AM Season 1, Episode 8 of 8 If YOU can be funnier than (1) Sean Patton (New Orleans Comedy Festival, Alt-Scene Demi-God)) (2) Dan Boulger (WINNER, Boston Comedy Festival) (3) Barry Rothbart (Winner, Academy Award, Best Original Screenplay, 2014) (4) Becky Ciletti ("Lack Of Etiquette," "In It To Win It!") - for SIX measely minutes, then YOU will get the eighth and FINAL automatic spot in JULY 29th's Semi-Final of; "Eric I's Comedy Showdown!" The top THREE finishers in July 29th's Semi-Final will automatically advance into December's CHAMPIONSHIP SHOWDOWN! Winner of THAT gets FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS! You gotta be in it to win it! Just show up TUESDAY between 7:00 and 7:25 in order to place your name In The Hat. Six of you shall be chosen to compete. Even if you DON'T get chosen this time, you shall see a great show for NO COVER CHARGE, you will get to vote for the winner, and you shall be rewarded for your support by receiving an EXTRA index card to place into the hat the NEXT time you come out to the show. And on July 29th's Semi-Final, TWO EXTREMELY FORTUANTE COMICS WHO SIMLY SHOW UP will get a bye into the SEMI-FINAL ROUND! And by showing up for JULY 1st's show, you will not only be giving yourself SIX chances of performing JULY 1st, but you will ALSO be doubling your chances of getting one of the two WILDCARD entries into the JULY 29th Semi-Finals. So be there! WHEN: TUESDAY, JULY 1st - Sign-Up 7:00 - Show @ 7:30 SHARP WHERE: Ochi's Lounge (@ COMIX) WHERE?!: 353 West 14th Street (between 8th Ave & 9th Ave - closer to 9th) SUBWAY: 1/2/3/A/C/E/F/V to 14th Street - then simply walk 1-2 blocks WEST and you is THERE! HOW MUCH?! *NO COVER* Just bring your best SIX minutes, bring your clutchness & while you're at it, bring a friend or two (WHO KNOWS - your friend(s) might even VOTE for you)! See You TUESDAY at Ochi's. Love, Eric I
Neil Constantine	Jun 28 2008 1:11 PM Yeah, that makes sense now. I sent a text, but you never responded back. Looking at my phone now, I aparrently texted a booker with, " Where's the show at faggot? Kiss kiss", instead of you. Man I suck.
Ad-Rock	Jun 26 2008 12:08 PM he may be called "jingles" but he can kick your ass. Master Go!
Kieran	Jun 23 2008 1:49 PM heard the news about Carlin... what a bummer. Ugh... this sucks.
Mr. DeeJ	Jun 22 2008 11:55 AM Oh I had no idea either, but he did catch CB in the same move as last time. It was a clear tap and I think CB was so mad after the fight they did not want to interview him in the octagon. that might have been the shortest Ultimate Fighter Final match yet in 7 seasons, a number of them usually go to decision or at least the 3rd round. By the way great job in your Jiu Jitsu match.
Mr. DeeJ	Jun 20 2008 5:53 PM So Josh who is your pick to win the Ultimate Fighter Finale tomorrow night? I like Amir because of how tough he is but CB is Cocky and can back it up big time. I am pulling for Amir though.
Amy	Jun 20 2008 8:34 AM YOU WERE ON THE LIST ON WEDNESDAY!!
Rape Kit in the Crawl Space	Jun 19 2008 2:01 PM Sup asshole, hope the careers going good, haven't been on in a few months because I hate myspace but just wanted to say hello. Christ I'm talking like an old woman, I should be shot and pulled apart by meat hooks.
Seth	Jun 13 2008 5:57 AM Hey Josh, appreciate the comment. See you soon.
Orie Jr - Patron Saint of Stripper Patience	Jun 4 2008 7:55 PM
Terrie Alfieri Photography	Jun 3 2008 5:58 AM hey jingles im reminding you to check out my page -T-Dizzle fo shizzle
Slava	May 29 2008 1:56 PM I am reading your myspace blog as I type this...
Slava	May 29 2008 9:04 AM Happy birthday, Josh! (better late than never)
Neil Constantine	May 28 2008 8:53 AM I didn't miss your birthday. I just hate you enough to ignore it.
Amy	May 27 2008 7:34 PM Ok so youre only half an ASS FACE!! Hey my Mom wanted me to ask you if you ever performed at Poconuts? She wants me to try to get a spot there since its easy for her :P Do you know it??
Amy	May 26 2008 2:20 PM HEY!! I see I missed your birthday so happy belated!! Just wanted to let you know your "little note" flew out of my notebook on my way up to the mic on Friday. It was a great opener Neil particularly appreciated it so THANKS!! ASS FACE!!
Johnny Millwater	May 25 2008 8:16 AM I see you made the cringe humor show!! Congratulations on living the dream!!
Languagemaster140	May 24 2008 8:42 AM Hey Josh! How you doing buddy? Hey I'm sorry I'm late for this, but I wanted to say that I hope you had a very Joyeux Anniversaire (French) Melkam Lidet (Amharic) O Tanjoubi Omedeto Gozaimasu (Japanese) Prendanar Vytookah (Tamil) Buon Cumpleanno (Italian) Hau'Oli La Hanau (Hawaiian) Happy Birthday!!! I hope you enjoyed your day ma fren!!! Tai nasha no karosha (Vulcan, first language--pronounced Ty nah-shah no kah-ro-shah)/Live long and prosper! Qapla (Klingon)/Success! Have a great day and weekend!
Kevin	May 24 2008 3:38 AM Happy Birthday Josh![IMG]http://i193. photobucket. com/albums/z198/bazil78/Birthday/birthday_half_glass. jpg[/IMG]
rory

MySpacea place for friends

Happy Birthday!!!

Qapla (Klingon)/Success!