Jon
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"All the scene kids have been killed off, people are dancing in the streets, tee shirt sales are up. It's basically an urban paradise."
Male
23 years old
Richmond, Virginia
United States
Last Login: 10/7/2008
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Jon's Interests
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| General | Yes, I'm awesome. | | Music | I like (a lot of shitty) music. I'm not an elitist when it comes to what music I listen to, you shouldn't be either, but whats up with all this emo-core bullshit? | | Movies | I like movies... but "Funny Ha-Ha" sucked. Never see that. | | Television | Futurama, Heroes, Mr. Show, LOST, Arrested Development... thats really the extent of my TV Watching. | | Books | Sure I enjoy paper with squiggly things on it. | | Heroes | "Everything was fine until dickless here cut off the power grid."
"Is this true?"
"Yes your honor, this man has no dick."
Bill Murray-Ghostbusters |
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Jon's Details
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| Status: | Divorced | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Alexandria/Prince William | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Scorpio | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Occupation: | Jack(ass) of all trades |
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Jon's Schools
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N Virginia Community College Alexandria
Alexandria,Virginia
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Other
Major: This was a very boring semester... That involved my first trips to court.
Minor: I dunno.
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2003 to 2004 |
Osbourn Park High
Manassas, VIRGINIA
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: I dont remember...
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2001 to 2002 |
Woodbridge High
Woodbridge, VIRGINIA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Clubs: Skipped school and drank far too much... They asked that I not come back. I didn't.
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1999 to 2001 |
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About me:
Alright you nosey bastards, I'm Jon. I fall down a lot. Kind of a smart ass; opinionated. A classy man of sorts. I'm not a tanned, hot dude. However, I make up for this in sheer brilliance. Not what you would expect, or maybe I am... who knows? Oh you do? Fuck that, you know nothing...
My interests are varied but oddly specific. Horrible at matching clothes, but almost always found wearing a white tee shirt or a Strickland Jaeger work shirt... basically the same 4 outfits really. I like extreme silliness, books & and I laugh at fucked up things or more often at inappropriate times. Oregon Hill resident.
Chances are if you like, or idolize Paris Hilton I want to beat you like a pinata. Stay away.
"I wanted movement and not a calm course of existence. I wanted excitement and danger and the chance to sacrifice myself for my love. I felt in myself a superabundance of energy which found no outlet in our quiet life."
Leo Tolstoy- Family Happiness
"i hate you because you're not here and i miss my friend Jon....the guy that let me push him through glass doors and drank with me on the poarch and took a lizard to a bar and lost it. My firend Jon who used to interrupt my sexcapades and cover my eyes while i was driving and projectile vomitted all over the side of Shockoe Bottom....come back to RVA :("
Stephanie Alexander- Friend
"You make me horny, my anus twitches."
Jared Temple- Friend
"A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.'"
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Who I'd like to meet:
People, who have their own free thoughts and use their brain. Intellectual low lifes, fuck ups, and naked people. Got substance? I want some of it. Someone funny, I mean FUNNY, not slightly amusing. Like I want to fuck you, you're that funny, kinda funny.
Stephen Hawking. The dude is in a wheel chair and he's super smart... not a retard at all.
Are you a girl who doesn't take the "dating thing" too seriously? You are? Well then you're wasting my time! And as a SWGM (the G is for Gregarious!)I'm emotionally dead, hollow inside/full of ground glass, spiders. Enjoys long walks. Length and duration of walks is negotiable. I'm flexible up to a point and as long as costs are discussed ahead of time. Anything else, you're paying for. Walks, beer and trouble ain't half of it, sister. I got shit to do and it ain't with you. Do I sound like your "Prince Charming"? No fatties, big tits a must. Not interested? Then fuck you, you choosy bitch. P.S. Please, no hitting.
Basically, people I have abolutely nothing in common with. Common interests are way overrated.
I Need A Drink...
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