Jonathan
"I'm older than I'd wish to be, This town holds no more for me, All my life I try to find another way"

Male
30 years old
Hartsdale, New York
United States



Last Login:7/24/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/jonathandesley  

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    Jonathan's Interests
GeneralBowling, marbles, jacks, hula hoops, twister after dark, tractor pulls, joggling, and the track. Oh, and knitting, I find it relaxing.
MusicMy Personal Top Ten (in no particular order): Oasis (yes, that Oasis! and yes they're still around!), The Grateful Dead, The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, Willie Nelson, White Stripes, The Osmonds, And whatever group did "Mellow Yellow"
MoviesOk,ok I like the Godfather and all that (blah, blah, blah) but my three personal favorites are Snatch, The Princess Bride, and American Pop. Of course there is also the funniest movie of all time: Spinal Tap
TelevisionLost and The Wire are the most underrated shows on television.
BooksShakespeare, Harry Potter books, quite a difference, huh?
HeroesMy personal hero is my father. We should all be so lucky.

     Jonathan's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Hometown:Hartsdale
Body type:6' 0"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Buddhist
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Appraiser/Actor/Comic

   Jonathan's Schools
Suny At Albany
Albany, NY
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Theater
Minor: English
 

1996 to 2000
Woodlands Shs
Hartsdale, NY
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
 

1992 to 1996



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About me:
Well, basically, I'm just a good ol' boy, never meanin' no harm. Beats all you ever saw, been in trouble with the law since the day I was born. Straightnin' the curves, flatnin the hills. Someday the mountain might get me but the law never will. Makin' my way the only way I know how. That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
Who I'd like to meet:
Shakespeare, Da Vinci, Jesus, Condeleeza Rice, Plato, Mark Twain, Carrot Top, Joey Buttafucco, the "where's the beef" lady, George Washington, John Henry, that guy from the Beat It video who does the head shake thing, Mr. T, maybe the rest of the A-Team if I had time, oh and Babe Ruth, because he'd be fun to drink with, not cause of the baseball thing. And George W!! The best President ever! My only regret is that he can only be in office for two terms. I mean, is there really anyone better to fill the role of the Leader of the Free World?

   Jonathan's Friend Space (Top 8)
Jonathan has 139 friends.
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Jonathan's Friends Comments
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maria





Jun 30 2008 8:21 AM

Happy Birthday Jonathan!!!! Hope you have fabulous day...
Sir Justin





Jun 29 2008 12:22 PM

Happy burfday....See you in a few days...Oh yeah, don't let the fact that it's July fool you. Pack like it's October...Layers...
Susan





May 23 2008 9:39 PM

Your quote depresses me. You should change it to a drunken Liam Gallagher quote. Something like..."blimey, fwkajieo piss siajai feck ieoa jieoa feck eiaoe jiekl; guinness feck.
"
Susan





May 13 2008 10:36 PM

Why should this make me think of you?
Cats - Cat Smacking Cat, Shut Your Whore Mouth When Men Are Talking
Stace





Apr 10 2008 9:07 AM

thanks for keeping me warm last night.

WINK.
Mr. Leavy





Mar 31 2008 5:07 PM

DONATE!

http://www. active. com/donate/hfdwhv/RLeavy
Susan





Feb 22 2008 12:52 AM

What up, swinger?
ElYsE*





Feb 4 2008 11:16 AM

Jon0than!!!!
three things ok!
ok first thing-
Congrats on the reading man! I want to hear all about it and would come but i have a one act opening that night as well at the Gene Frankel Theatre. Break a freakin leg.

two-
so you are going to see Lenny friday night huh? how much are the tickets?

three- nice song and we have to hang out!stat!

toodles mr. have a good one:D
Andreanna





Jan 9 2008 2:04 AM

Hey you!

Happy New Year!

Your name came up in conversation last night and I thought to myself...I need to get in touch with that boy 1. to say hello and 2. to let you know that I have another show coming up on Feb. 7th that I'd like to send you an invite to. If you think that you might be able to make it, let me know what your address is and I get it out in the mail to you.

I hope you're doing well!
maria





Dec 24 2007 10:21 PM

QUE???? I GUESS I WON'T ASK...??? MERRY CHRISTMAS JONATHAN!!!! IM STILL WAITING FOR MY COSTCO'S GIFT... TOOTHPASTE VALUE PACK, I REALLY HAD THAT ON MY WISH LIST.
maria





Dec 22 2007 9:51 AM

SO WHAT EXACTLY IS A SWINGER????
maria





Dec 3 2007 6:55 PM

TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!!! LOL! I HAD TO... DON'T BE MAD.
Susan





Nov 23 2007 10:24 PM

So I finally watched "Adventures in Babysitting." Holy Crimony - aren't you just the spitting image of Anthony Rapp circa 1989?! I just about pooped my pants.
Susan





Sep 14 2007 8:06 AM

Stay gold PonyBoy. Stay gold.
DaN Lo 730 / A.N.W.





Sep 2 2007 12:58 PM

yo , lets go get sum dust nucka....or of wit'cha head
Susan





Jul 31 2007 9:43 AM

How's life in Queens? Any upcoming gigs? Fill me in...
Regan





Jul 16 2007 11:26 AM

ew, do you bring couples back to our apartment when i'm not there? i want a divorce.
melina





Jul 7 2007 10:42 AM

Back in Town :)
Let me know about upcoming gigs!
Susan





Jun 26 2007 9:52 AM

Happy almost birthday you old, dirty bastard!
Robina





Jun 21 2007 10:51 AM

hello there...
867-5309 (Jenny Jenny)





May 25 2007 10:07 PM

ZingFu


Regan





Apr 15 2007 11:55 AM

i've been all over the place. let's chat this week roommie. actually tomorrow is good...
Sir Justin





Apr 11 2007 12:31 PM

What the fuck man?
Regan





Apr 3 2007 8:17 AM

yo. dude. dude.
Susan





Mar 20 2007 5:45 PM

Jonathan! Where have you been, what have you been up to? Come see my new AA show! www.billwanddrbob.com
John Szeluga





Mar 19 2007 11:05 PM

Scar!





Mar 15 2007 1:35 PM

he did. and then he got bitch slapped!
Scar!





Mar 15 2007 12:15 PM

wow - you own one of those shirts? did chris tell you to buy it? ;)
Scar!





Mar 15 2007 10:05 AM

are you kidding?---i am from texas. of course i'll go. you flipping the bill? is this a date?
Nerice





Mar 12 2007 8:30 AM

It was so great hanging out with you. Really you are just one of the few people on earth that will always be the most non-annoying house guest and best friend. thank you for making my day so fun!
Nerice





Mar 7 2007 11:26 AM

All from the Salvation Army of course.
Are you coming with Reegs whats the deal?
Nerice





Mar 7 2007 10:57 AM

Jus wanted ta make shoh you was comin to me potty on Satuhdee nyght. YA WANTA COME IN
Scar!





Mar 4 2007 6:51 AM

it was nice hangin' with you the other night (and getting to finally see you perform). your knight manager was pretty solid! :) by the by, on friday night, i saw kevin (?) walking down avenue b. we almost had a fist fight show down, but then just decided to hug and say hello. love that about nyc - small small world.
DaN Lo 730 / A.N.W.





Mar 3 2007 9:39 AM

yo in that pic i cant decide if you look like a gay cop or a communist sympathizer
THE FOOD CLUB!





Feb 22 2007 7:39 PM

You know you are buddy boy! We love ya!
Nick





Feb 7 2007 3:34 AM

Check out arizona.
Scar!





Jan 30 2007 5:07 AM

nice job on that no smoking last night. congrats! ;) it was nice to see you. although, you really shouldn't cross that line, dude. i think you know which line i'm referring to - yes, sound effects pushed it over.
Mr. Campa





Dec 31 2006 10:27 AM

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Robina





Dec 29 2006 11:43 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmdwBmmuaNE&eurl=
Nerice





Dec 22 2006 6:49 AM

To be read in Cocney accent: "happy christmas there jonathan1"
Scar!





Dec 20 2006 10:15 AM

yeah, i threw doug out of my top folks. although, he IS more willing to do karaoke with me! sigh.
Scar!





Dec 18 2006 11:52 AM

1) You didn't say 'goodbye' to me the other night. 2) You never called me back when I left a message. 3) You never MySpace congratulated me on my job. 4) You haven't commented that you're now in my top friends list. 5) You refuse to sing karaoke with me when you used to be somewhat open to it. 6) You like Oasis. What gives? Perhaps you can explain tonight?
Susan





Dec 17 2006 10:52 PM

Come see my show and you can fulfill your lifelong dream of meeting Condoleeza Rice (well, in drag anyway). www.savetheworldandfindtruelove.com
Nerice





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