Johnny Hollywood
"In the nothingness you will find time"

Male
38 years old
Stockton, New Jersey
United States



Last Login: 5/17/2008
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    Johnny Hollywood's Interests
General

Music, Shamanism, the Paranormal, Metaphysics, The Eagles, Spirituality, Buddhism, Picking up Zelda's poop, Using comma's when I write, Diners, Exercising, Eating pineapple, Poking badgers with spoons, Sex, Taking naps, Pooping in my fart suit, Learning, Meditating, Reiki, Tarrot, Runes, Chocolate pudding, Going of Vacation, Snickers, A rousing game of stinky finger, Yoga, Walking, Running, Hiking, Chicken parmesan, Thinking about abstract art, Computers, MySpace, The Internet, Touching dead squirrels, I even like to dance, Tattoos, Piercings, Writing and Exploring the mysteries of the universe. Other than that, I’m a pretty boring person.

Favorite Quote...
...well I had to quite smoking, of course I went back to drinkin!
- My 83 year old Grandmom (She's 86 now and still smokin and drinkin!
She's my Hero.)

True Story...
A guy walks into a diner with an oxygen tank and oxygen tubes up his nose. The hostess actually asks: "Smoking or Non-Smoking?" Luckily, for all of us in the diner that evening he chose the Non-Smoking section.
Music

I LOVE MUSIC! I love everything about it. I like the way it looks, feels, smells and tastes. I even like to roll around naked in it (but that's just me).

Here's my current unofficial top 10 best albums of all time list:

  1. Pink Floyd – Dark Side of the Moon
  2. Derek and the Dominos – Layla And Other Assorted Love Songs
  3. The Who – Who’s Next
  4. The Rolling Stones – Some Girls
  5. Waylon Jennings - Greatest Hits
  6. The Beatles – Abbey Road
  7. Metallica – Master of Puppets
  8. Blind Faith – Blind Faith
  9. Dave Mason - Alone Together
  10. Iggy And The Stooges – Raw Power

The question came up recently of what songs describe your life so I decided to post a few of them here:

  • Social Distortion - Crown Of Thorns
  • Pink Floyd - Time
  • Bob Dylan - Tangled Up In Blue
  • Dave Mason - Shouldn't Have Took More Then You Gave

Current Favorite Lyric:
I had a taste of the real world
When I went down on you, girl
-Miracles, Jefferson Starship

MoviesStar Wars, The Jerk, The Matrix, Grindhouse, Garden State, 50 First Dates, Underworld, Predator, The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Aviator, Signs, Interview with the Vampire, School Of Rock, Napoleon Dynamite, Pulp Fiction (Anything by Quentin Tarantino), Groundhog Day, Labyrinth, The Blues Brothers, Monty Python - The Holy Grail & Life of Brian, Caddyshack, Donnie Darko, Alien, Rushmore, Better off Dead, Tombstone, Blade, The Big Lebowski, Apocalypse Now, Blazing Saddles, History of the World Pt. 1, Clerks (All Kevin Smith movies even Mall Rats) Sixth Sense, Grindhouse, and of course the Citizen Kane of our generation, Terence and Philip's "Not Without My Anus"

Favorite Recent Movie Quote...
"Hey! Careful man! There's a beverage here!"
-The Dude, The Big Lebowski
TelevisionX-Files (Yeah, I still watch it), Star Trek - all of them, Lost, Torchwood, Battlestar Gallacta, My Name is Earl, Ghost Hunters, Ice Road Truckers, Flash Gordon, Painkiller Jane, Dr. Who, Flight of the Concords and the NFL Channel
BooksI mostly read books about New Age Spirituality, Metaphysics and Vampires. Here’s a list of some of my favorites :
  • Celestine Prophecy by James Redfield
  • Seth Speaks: The Eternal Validity Of The Soul by Jane Roberts
  • Sacred Contracts by Caroline Myss
  • Stranger In A Strange Land by Robert A. Heinlein
  • On The Road by Jack Kerouac
  • The DaVinci Code by Dan Brown
  • Interview With The Vampire by Anne Rice
  • The Complete Amber Chronicles, Books 1-10 by Roger Zelansky
  • Dharma Punx - Noah Levine
  • The Tibetan Book Of Living And Dying - Sogyal Rinpoche

This is what I'm currently reading:
  • The Reconnection - Dr. Eric Pearl
  • Shaman, Healer, Sage - Alberto Villoldo
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Groups: Spiritual GurusFriends of Bill W.Write, Write, WrongHealing HandsKILLPOP Philly ARTS FESTIVALSPIRITUAL AWAKENINGIn D Major PromotionsAlcoholics Anonymous

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     Johnny Hollywood's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Collingswood, NJ
Body type:5' 10" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Buddhist
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Undecided
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Healer/Musician/Bartender/Computer Guy
Income:$30,000 to $45,000



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About me:
This is Richard Thompson performing "1952 Vincent Black Lightening", which is, in my opinion, arguably one of the best songs ever written,
enjoy...

I am currently facinated with ghost hunting right now. Anyone want to mount an investigation with me? I know a place...

I am a contemporary Shaman currently enrolled in the Healing the Light Body School that is based on the book Shaman, Healer, Sage by Alberto Villodo, Ph.D. I am healer and I am studying the energy medicine of Inka Shaman. The Illumination process clears the imprints of karma and disease from the Luminous Energy Field and brings about healing at the blueprint level of our being.

I am also a practitioner of Reconnective Healing and The Reconnection.
Reconnective Healing reconnects us to the fullness of the universe as it reconnects us to the fullness of our beings and of who we are. It is considered to be able to reconnect us to the universe and to our very essence not just through a new set of healing frequencies, but through possibly an entirely new bandwidth.
The Reconnection is the umbrella process of reconnecting to the universe, which allows Reconnective Healing to take place. These healings and evolutionary frequencies are of a new bandwidth brought in via a spectrum of light and information. It is through The Reconnection that we are able to interact with these new levels of light and information, and it is through these new levels of light and information that we are able to reconnect.

If you are interested having a Reconnective Healing, The Reconnection or an Illumination done please feel free to contact me.

I also write and perform my own songs at open mic's in and around Philly. Maybe I'll record them and create a myspace music profile one day...

Still here, huh? Then you might be interested in joining the MySpace group dedicated to keeping me fat, it's ironically named Keep Johnny Fat. If you're into sarcasm, ball-busting and bacon, then this is the group for you!

Who I'd like to meet:

Those who step outside of time.

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Avidan





May 3 2008 1:27 PM

Haha, that trip down memory lane made my day man.

"Yoo are taller zen me!"
sassy pantaloons





May 2 2008 9:13 AM

smell mop who?
7 to go!





Apr 22 2008 5:53 PM

i need you to come by and do your hippie reiki stuff on me. ouch.
Elle me fait le sourire





Apr 17 2008 5:00 PM

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
sassy pantaloons





Apr 14 2008 12:00 PM

i think it's amusing that both of us forgot our anniversary today.
we are so in sync with our unromantic-ness.
BEST RIDE AT THE CARNIVAL





Mar 29 2008 12:57 PM

Happiness to you in your new location. I'll miss running into you in random Philly bars every 6 months or so.
Marcus





Mar 28 2008 10:06 AM

"Plans For Nigel!" Ya just made my day thinkin' bout those lyrics. They say it all.
Rock!
Sean





Mar 27 2008 5:48 PM

heh yeah, I'm hurtin too, but I was psyched that you were able to make it out to the show. Let's meet up after you're all settled into your new digs.
Good luck with the move!
Paranormal Investigations





Mar 23 2008 2:04 PM

free myspace comments

Happy Easter MySpace Comments
Bumblebee





Mar 23 2008 5:20 AM

fry
sassy pantaloons





Mar 21 2008 11:32 AM

you play shitty air bass
Eve





Mar 8 2008 5:42 AM

Thanks for the birthday wishes. Have a great weekend :)
Elle me fait le sourire





Mar 5 2008 4:18 PM

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Elle me fait le sourire





Mar 2 2008 1:55 PM

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
sassy pantaloons





Feb 13 2008 1:11 PM

my mind has already left on vacation....
Bumblebee





Feb 10 2008 6:16 PM

Avidan





Feb 3 2008 9:24 PM

Oh my god man THEY FUCKIN DID IT!!!

This may be the happiest I've ever been!
CherryHellKitten





Feb 2 2008 7:46 AM

Peaches for Free !??...Happy Groundhog's Day!

Caddyshack: Dancing Gopher
sassy pantaloons





Jan 22 2008 2:00 PM

i enjoyed our romantic date today at the skillman cafeteria.

you really know how to spoil a girl.
Lord Beard Is A Super Hero





Jan 17 2008 6:59 PM

Haar dee har har :p

What're ya doin monday night? 10-2, $10 will get you all the well drinks you can stomach upstairs at the raven lounge. special guest bartender LORD BEARD and special guest dj Geoff 'Man Mountain' Kershaw. He'll probably be 'spinning' punk, rock, rockabilly and various assorted "how did that get in there?" songs. Just puttin' that out there. Ya know, in case you were bored monday and thought, "man, i could go for drinking alot of bottom shelf liquor for not alot of cash" might be fun. besides, I might need a reference section ;)
Richard





Jan 15 2008 5:03 PM

How the fuck is Johnny Hollywood. Miss ya man!
CherryHellKitten





Jan 7 2008 9:48 AM

I feel for you Johnny...but my Johnny and I are moving into a basement! What do we do with a 3 bedroom house full of 11 years worth of shit?!!
7 to go!





Dec 25 2007 9:30 AM

Merry Christmas Johnny from out little family! I am so thrilled for you this year is going to be so good to you! Out of everyone I know and have met in my life, you are the one that deserves the fairytale happy ending. Your going to turn into a hippie living so close to New Hope. xoxo
Elle me fait le sourire





Dec 25 2007 12:24 AM

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Dec 24 2007 9:11 PM

Eve





Dec 24 2007 11:53 AM


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sassy pantaloons





Dec 21 2007 10:51 AM

i can't wait to drop a deuce on x-mas with you.
Mr. Trout





Dec 21 2007 6:45 AM

Happy Vampira's Birthday!

Elle me fait le sourire





Dec 20 2007 4:39 PM

..
Marcus





Dec 19 2007 9:17 PM

peace
dan





Dec 15 2007 7:43 AM

good to see ya! we gotta do it again soon. i hope santa gets you good shit.
Marcus





Dec 10 2007 2:49 PM

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sassy pantaloons





Dec 5 2007 8:13 AM

i find you to be quite handsome......
Elle me fait le sourire





Dec 3 2007 1:44 PM

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