Here are some of my friends in NO PARTICULAR ORDER.... So NO tripping...
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine.
Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4 pm on some idle Tuesday.
Do one thing every day that scares you.
Sing.
Don't be reckless with other people's hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Floss.
Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long and, in the end, it's only with yourself.
Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements.
Stretch.
Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don't.
Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them when they're gone.
Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else's. Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or of what other people think of it. It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.
Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room. Read the directions, even if you don't follow them. Do not read beauty magazines. They will only make you feel ugly.
Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings. They're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the people who knew you when you were young.
Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel.
Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will get old. And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble, and children respected their elders.
Respect your elders.
Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund. Maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse. But you never know when either one might run out.
Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you're 40 it will look 85.
Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth. But trust me on the sunscreen.
DUDE YOU NEED TO CALL ME ASAP....NEED TO INCLUDE YOU IN ON SOMETHTING
LOLercoaster! OMFG yeah they are, theres no holding back on that site. While I sit here stuffing my fat pathetic face with Banana Pudding Blue Bell Ice Cream topped with Chocolate Teddy Grahams and Hot Fudge waiting on the Tylenol PM to kick in, I gotta say that is some fine entertainment indeed!
I will make you richer!!let's expand the empire!!!
I think I have selective hearing and positive tourettes when I get drunk. Have you seen the South Park when Cartman pretends to have tourettes? Fun times!
hope you made it home n time mister!! im debating if i should take my meds or not.. call me. :)
i love you more my famous one! kisses to you. i miss you. i better see your face soon. muahhhh!
ILL TAKE YOU FOR DRINK WED OK AND HAVE YOU HOME IN PLENTY OF TIME,,,I OWN YOU HAHAHAHAH!
YOU HAVE AN HR TO GET DRUNK TIME OUT IS NOW YOUR HOME HAHAHAHA! ITS NOT THAT BAD AS LONG AS YOU ARE NOT SOBER...TIME WILL FLY BROTHER AND THEN YOULL BE FREE TO GET IN TROUBLE AGAIN..
SORRY I WASNT AT YOUR PARTY MR!! HOW WAS IT?!? YA NO MY FREAKIN MYSPACE GETS HACKED INTO EVERY 6 MONTHS.. ITS A BITCH!!! ANYWAYS HOMIE U HAVE MY NUMBER HIT A NUKKA UP!!
DUDE IF YOU WANNA GET IN THE GYM, YOU NEED TO GET OFF YOUR ASS AND CALL ME I AM THERE EVERYDAY..
hey butt face!! the small town is a bore, but im gettin by....
how now brown cow?? HOW'S the infamous joe been??
8AM damn I never am awake that early unless I'm still up partying =P
lol what time?
Jacob Calle is having the best week ever from bob saget on Vimeo.
Its Huerta not Huerto silly!
Armin Van Buuren > Ferry Corsten > Tiesto
Yeah but you were a lot of fun back than..too much, I guess. Not to sure about the salsa though..
btw, I miss those cheesy old commercials. Here's a few more for memory's sake.
lol oh man that brings back memories. I grew up on 80's TV! =)
You need to get out more...