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Joe Matarese
"It's cold outside Paulie!"

Male
85 years old
Port Chester,
United States



Last Login: 10/13/2008
Mood: anxious Mood Image
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Bio


Joe grew up in Cherry Hill, NJ and was the only one in his family to move off the block. After doing standup for three years in Philadelphia, he moved to New York City to pursue comedy more seriously. That move really paid off. He has since appeared on many TV shows including MTV’s Spring Break, The Jim Bruer Show, MTV’s Carson Daly Show, NBC’s Late Friday, NY Metro’s New Joke City with Robert Klein, numerous times on The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn, Last Comic Standing, Comedy Central’s Premium Blend, CNBC’s McEnroe, VH1’s Celebrity Breakups, The Late Show with David Letterman, The Better Half on Bravo. Joe also just taped his very own 1/2 hour special for Comedy Central airing in the winter of 2008. Joe’s completely autobiographical act pokes fun at his neurotic Italian family and how they’ve molded him, his hatred of single-life, his frantic move back East to find real love, and his marriage to a woman who has a Ph.D. in Psychology (his perfect match). Now his main objective is fixing Joe - he has to if he wants this relationship to work. "Now you got the attitude Rat" ..
Websitejoematarese.com My live CD's are available there.
InfluencesRichard Pryor, Bill Hicks, Dennis Miller, Steve Martin, Dana Gould, Steve Perry
Members

TV ShowsThe Late Show with David Letterman - Comedy Central Presents - Live At The Laugh Factory TBS - Celebrity Fashion mistakes VH1 -Celebrity Breakups VH1 -Date Nite AMC - McEnroe CNBC -Premium Blend Comedy Central -Last Comic Standing NBC - Late Late Show w / Craig Kilborn CBS (3 times) - Contest Searchlight Comedy Central - Double Platinum(MOW) ABC - Couch Potato (pilot) VH1 - Late Friday NBC - Jim Breuer Show MTV - Carson Daly Show MTV - Friday Night NBC - Shut up And Laugh MTV - New Joke City NY METRO - A video I put together. You can’t win Rocky Dennis!
FilmsBoogie Late Nights - Double Platinum
Albums1.Quiet Please 2.Fixing Joe 3. Untitled new CD coming soon. My newest CD is available at joematarese.com

    Joe Matarese's Interests
MusicHendrix, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Journey, Christopher Cross, ACDC
MoviesROCKY, ROCKY 2, Goodfellas, Fastimes at Ridgemont High, Rudy, Field Of Dreams, High Fidelity, Dumb and Dumber
TelevisionAll in the Family, Family Ties, Wonder Years, Beyond The Glory, The White Shadow
BooksThe Comedy Writer, Catcher In The Rye, You Gotta Believe
HeroesRichard Pryor !!!
Groups: In The Spirit of Bill: A Tribute to Bill HicksLAUGH FACTORY N.Y. COLLEGE NIGHTI Killed Jonbenet Ramsey Group

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     Joe Matarese's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Cherry Hill, NJ
Body type:5' 11" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:Comedian


Joe Matarese's Clips [View All Clips]
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Me following an onstage marriage proposal
Me following an onstage marriage proposal rating
The worst crowd ever
The worst crowd ever rating
Comedy Central Presents Part 3 of 3
Comedy Central Presents Part 3 of 3 rating
Comedy Central Presents Part 2 of 3
Comedy Central Presents Part 2 of 3 rating
Comedy Central Presents Part 1of 3
Comedy Central Presents Part 1of 3 rating
The 10 Show in Philadelphia
The 10 Show in Philadelphia rating
Clip 2 Bravo's Better Half
Clip 2 Bravo's Better Half rating
Clip 1 Bravo Better Half
Clip 1 Bravo Better Half rating
Clip 4 Reality Show Better Half on Bravo with my wife
Clip 4 Reality Show Better Half on Bravo with my wife rating
Letterman set
Letterman set rating
 

   Upcoming Gigs
Oct 18 2008 8:00P
Heinz Hall with Artie Lange Pittsburgh PA
Oct 24 2008 8:00P
Uncle Vinnies Comedy Club Oct.24,25 Pt. Pleasant NJ
Oct 31 2008 8:00P
Standup NY Oct 31,Nov.1 (8 and 10pm shows only) New York NY

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   Joe Matarese's Blurbs
About me:
I'm under construction.
Who I'd like to meet:
Harry Kalas, George Carlin, Ray Liotta, Stallone

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Joe Matarese's Friends Comments
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geno





Oct 2 2008 3:05 PM

do yourself a favor and watch this so we can get some sports stuff going... more importantly tell Luca Uncle Hacky says hello!!!

GENOS PICKS WEEK 5 NFL
Sun and Sand





Oct 11 2008 7:58 PM

I heard you on XM radio... super funny.
Elwood





Sep 6 2008 2:32 PM

Show some love for the wool jacket Joe, show some love....

Joe Matarese, Josh Accardo with Vortex
Jeff





Sep 27 2008 2:18 AM

Just wanted to say i saw you on daily new live on wednesday.. And when you guys talked about handling hecklers i had to check it out.

And i wasn't disappointed ha.

It was awesome.

i watched your comedy central presents also.

So now you know someone has.
Megan





Sep 25 2008 2:08 AM

Hey Joe just wanted to thank you for showing up at the fund raiser last night... It was great seeing you !!!!
x3meR





Sep 22 2008 12:08 PM

hello joe :d i love your stand up :x keep it up b-)
Ray Combs Jr.





Sep 4 2008 8:28 PM

I want to be your assistant. I will force you to not burn not buy clothes wear them onstage and then take them back.
Niall Kelly





Sep 3 2008 3:04 PM

Thanks man.
Taylor Connelly





Sep 3 2008 5:37 AM

That sucks about the cancellation of Artie's show. I'll catch you the next time you're around, man.
First Lady of Crash





Aug 29 2008 5:05 PM

I can't wait for you to play in NYC again!
Matt Bellace





Aug 31 2008 1:49 PM

Happy Birthday, Joe. I may be a day or two off, but I know it's around this time.

Best,

Matt
Ray Combs Jr.





Aug 26 2008 5:59 PM

84 years old? Come on you aren't a day over 52.
Ray Combs Jr.





Aug 28 2008 3:24 AM

"Pa... how many schleeps till ma wakes up?"
Ray Combs Jr.





Aug 25 2008 6:21 PM

I can't wait to meet you in a Sbarro today and be your Sanford Meisner.
comedian Justin McClure





Aug 8 2008 7:29 PM

haha, I watched that 'worst crowd ever' clip...jeez, we've all been there and I'm working that club soon. I hope I feel like I need an ass kicking that week.

I worked with you in SF one time, nice to see you doing so well..
Caitlyn


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Aug 7 2008 4:00 PM

my favorite video ever is the one where the woman says no one will buy your cd. i will buy your cd as soon as i get some money in my checking account. i just discovered you and all your glory.... please consider coming to charlie goodnight's in raleigh, NC. like stat. lots of love.
Georgann





Aug 8 2008 5:35 PM

Thanks for the ad. I love your work. Have a great weekend. Spend it with the ones you love.
GC
Max Power





Aug 5 2008 2:14 PM

hey mate i just stumbled across some of ur stuff om youtube and its was hilarious!!! are u comin to australia any time soon??
Dustin Chafin





Aug 2 2008 8:07 AM

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Jul 31 2008 2:30 AM

hey duude =]
whatss upp?
we go to new haven on the 24th
u need to come around then to say hey =D
Sam - Jensen Ackles, black '67 Impala, mmmmmm





Jul 21 2008 2:06 AM

Thanks a ton for your add. I loved your CD!


Thanks again for the free show at the SOAR at UNH. It got so bad, but that made it great, haha.

Sam
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Jul 21 2008 2:36 AM

y r u under construction? lol
did jeff call u back yet? lmao
Ivory Perez





Jul 14 2008 1:53 AM

cheers me old trout =)

hope alls well and the dream continues to be reality for you

inabit dude

xx
Josh Accardo





Jul 3 2008 3:37 AM

It's cold outside Paulie! classic.
A-Gar





Jun 25 2008 5:51 AM

Awesome show Monday night @ UNH
Leslie





Jun 16 2008 10:46 PM

thanks for adding me to your "space" enjoyed your show @Go Bananas last night.
from the Baby Momma (aka ex wife of the Silver Fox)
Lil Mogwai





Jun 18 2008 6:28 AM

Joe... You dont play scrabble with a dictionary! And no UR is just text lingo. Keep up the great stand-ups. EAST COAST.
Kia Kaha