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joe Klocek
Stand-Up / Veterans/Legends / Other
""No one puts Baby in the corner.""

Male
39 years old
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login:7/25/2008
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   joe Klocek's Comedian Bio
BioJOE’S WEB SITE! standupjoe.com ZEN OF FUNNY BLOG

MySpace Layouts
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Websitestandupjoe.com
Influences
MembersTHIS IS ONE OF MY BEST TIMES ON STAGE EVER!
TV ShowsCHECK OUT MORE WONDERFUL MOMENTS ON STAGE WITH ME!!! Youtube Clips!
FilmsWatch what it says at the bottom of the screen as this dude just reports the weather.
Albums

    joe Klocek's Interests
MusicListen to the play list.
MoviesStar wars. the old ones, not the new shitty ones that betrayed my childhood. defending your life. Almost anything by albert Brooks. Garden state. shawshank redemption.
TelevisionSci-Fi. History CNN. yeah, it's all that and NO comedy.
BooksKurt Vonnegut, Edward Abbey, the best guys to read.

     joe Klocek's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:San Francisco, CA
Body type:8' 0" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:I don't want kids
Occupation:Stand-up comic
Income:$250,000 and Higher


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Liberals in San Francisco
Liberals in San Francisco rating
drop food
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Last Comic Standing Set.
Last Comic Standing Set. rating
live at gotham
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   joe Klocek's Blurbs
About me:
My Web Site! I always hate these questions. If I truly knew myself, I guess I could answer them better. I am a comic. I take a great deal of pride in that even though I have not gotten to a level where people will come on out in mass to see me. I love it! I love everything about it accept the biz side of things. I live in San Francisco,CA. A city I love and hate depending on how easy it is to find parking and how early the wall of fog comes in to blot out the sun.
Who I'd like to meet:
ME! BUT FROM THE FUTURE!

   joe Klocek's Calendar ( View All )
Jul 8 2008 8:00P
San Francisco Punch Line
Jul 15 2008 8:00P
142 throckmorton theatrer in Mill Valley
Jul 19 2008 8:00P
Laugh Tracks Live @ Stockton
Jul 21 2008 8:00P
Onion Comedy Series @ Punchline SF
Aug 1 2008 8:00P
Menlo park
Aug 7 2008 8:30P
Punch Line Sacramento, CA
Aug 8 2008 8:00P
Pacheco Theater
Aug 13 2008 9:00P
Purple Onion
Aug 15 2008 8:00P
Some where in Seattle
Sep 23 2008 8:00P
San Francisco Punch Line
Sep 24 2008 8:00P
Punch Line
Sep 25 2008 8:00P
Punch Line
Sep 26 2008 8:00P
Punch Line
Sep 27 2008 8:00P
Punch Line
Sep 28 2008 12:00P
COMEDY DAY IN GOLDEN GATE PARK

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joe Klocek's Friends Comments
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Gary Cannon





Jul 13 2008 9:13 PM

Great video with that guy on stage. Too funny. Let's build a life together.
xoxoxo
Joe Schroeder





Jul 9 2008 9:46 AM

Joe,
I felt old one time on stage when I was wearing a Pearl Jam concert shirt and the chick in the front didn't know who they are. She also had big tits and was blonde, so I got out of it easily. Hope all is well on the Left Coast,
Later,
Joe
Footpussy





Jun 27 2008 10:32 AM

Well done last night, dude. It was an all around great show although I didn't like the crowd myself (too hip for their own good) I thought you did particularly well. I think you need to have something out for people to start getting on the Klocek bandwagon. Start thinking about shirts, CDs, bumper stickers, etc. Get your name/brand out there. I know it sounds hokey, but it works. Trust me it works. Look at Mo Mandel.
Dennis





Jun 18 2008 6:49 AM

Thanks for the add, you were great on LCS let us know when you are going to be in Florida.
DD
Ashley





Jun 24 2008 1:24 PM

Haha, it WAS a while ago.....and I'm sooo jealous!! I wanna go!!! But I work saturday nights.....:'( I'm gonna see bout going to one of your shows in Sac town...that would be awesome.
Good luck with your show this Saturday!!
Heather





Jun 24 2008 8:55 AM

Something that's not real that could make you money... Thumbalina? David the Gnome? Tolerance?
Ashley





Jun 23 2008 8:57 PM

I saw ya at SSU in NorCal! I luved your top ramen helmet joke.
Bow chicka bow wow! OW!!
Sandy





Jun 23 2008 2:18 PM

Hey Joe, we are almost weather twins... Except here, it's smoke not fog... and ash, not drizzle!
Sandy





Jun 23 2008 1:13 PM

Welcome back Joe! :)
Heather





Jun 23 2008 11:40 AM

The grass is always greener, or purpler, depending on the grass. Summon your inner Bowie and all will be right in the world.
Ginger





Jun 19 2008 2:07 PM

Good luck in Nebraska!

(Bet you never thought you'd hear that...)
Gingerballs*





Jun 17 2008 1:02 AM

I would like an epic Nebraska souvenir, please. :-) You know, if such a thing even exists. See you...eventually. Have a safe/fun trip.
Sandy





Jun 16 2008 11:33 AM

I will never look at the fish-headed people on Star Trek the same.

EVER.
Jessica





Jun 15 2008 1:23 PM

Hey Joe!
Finally caught you LCS episode on nbc. com. Nice job!
Best of luck in Norfolk!!!!!!
Heather





Jun 14 2008 5:19 AM

Yeeeeeeesssssssss!!!!!! Bring the McCain Pain. If is your duty as Philosopher King. Make Plato proud.
Kelly McCarron





Jun 14 2008 12:52 AM

i uploaded photos from the party, and the one of the cake got deleted. Tom deemed it as inappropriate.
What? Since when is a cake of an asian girl's butt with x-wing fighters flying into it considered inappropriate?
Rock, Paiger, Scissors (Official Fan Site)





Jun 13 2008 11:05 AM

Joe - I've worked with a lot of Douches... and not the kind that come in a box.

A I agree you sure are handsome :)
London Calling





Jun 13 2008 9:43 AM

okay I totally promise not to be all wussy and come up to meet you, its just you're wicked cool. looking forward to seeing you in july..
Kelly McCarron





Jun 12 2008 10:36 AM

Glad you had a good time last night. We really half assed that cake didn't we? It was a success... now Dhaya can sleep. Have fun in Sac.
Cakezilla





Jun 9 2008 12:51 PM

That pigeon, clearly... surprised! hahaha

Come to DC, dude!!
Tina





Jun 8 2008 4:09 PM

You have a new manager? Congrats!
Apiphobia





Jun 7 2008 11:28 AM

thanks for the laughs man!
Sandy





Jun 7 2008 5:51 PM

BTW Joe, that was a brilliant cup of coffee!!! Thanks! :D
Amber





Jun 6 2008 10:00 PM

Ohh Joe Klocek...How your comedy makes me happy even when I am sad! And for that I thank you! :D
Dan Rice