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Baron Von Lichtenstein and the Penguins of Death
Pop / Rock / Experimental

"The Official Site of Dick Cheney"

East Bumfuck, Pennsylvania
United States

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   Baron Von Lichtenstein and the Penguins of Death: General Info
Member Since10/23/2004
Band WebsiteQueryTools.Net/BestOf.htm
Band MembersLe Baron - Guitar, Bass, Drums, Keyboards, Vocals.
Influences

The Vocal Stylings of Willliam Shatner and Tony Clifton. Dirk McQuigley, Barry Wom, The Who, the Beatles, Springsteen, Dylan, Kinks, Stones, Pink Floyd, Black Sabbath, The Banana Splits, Johnathan Richmond and The Modern Lovers, Jethro Tull, Jimi Hendrix, Neil Young, Billy Joel, Bob Marley, The Zombies, Van Morrison, Marvin Gaye, The Rasberries, Tom Waits, Wendy Carlos, Screaming Jay Hawkins, Al Green, Warren Zevon, Donovan, Al Stewart, Cat Stevens, Badfinger, Captain Beefheart, Frank Zappa, Paul Mcartney
Terry Riley, Simon and Garfunkle, Johnny Cash, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Alice Cooper, Queen, Kiss, Abba, The Jackson Five, Elton John, Kinky Friedman, Jimmy Buffet, Lindsey Buckingham,

The Clash, The Jam, The Dead Boys, Tuff Darts, Elvis Costello, The Boomtown Rats, The Velvet Underground, Lou Reed, The Lords Of The New Church, Willie Nile, Graham Parker, The Shoes, The Ramones, The Cure, U2, Social Distortion, The Cranberries, Dire Straits, The Dream Academy, Camper Van Beethoven, Neil Finn, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Dave Navarro, The Verve, Soul Asylum , The Mayflies USA, Radiohead, Indigo Girls, Tori Amos, Alanis Morrisette Green Day, Creed, No Doubt, Liz Phair, Dave Mathews,

The Killers, Blink 182, Modest Mouse, Sufjan Stevens, Sum 41, Bowling For Soup, Half-Handed Cloud, Mark Jenkins
Arcade Fire, Dashboard Confessional, The All American Rejects, Five For Fighting, The Postal Service, Richard Shindell, Marc Anthony, Bob Schneider, Explosions in the Sky, Godspeed You Black Emperor, M38, Joanna Newsom, Roky Erickson, Nina Simone, Coldplay, Everclear, Brian Fitzpatrick, Damien Rice, Mogwai, Sigur Ross, NWA, Dr Dre, Eminem,

Most Recent Influences:

THE NEW WAVE
Angels And Airwaves, Motion City Soundtrack, A Million Billion, The Mercy Kiss, Futuro, Panic At The Disco, Cute Is What We Aim For, Square Root Of Margaret, Its Like Love, Relient K, Diddly Squat, Taking Back Sunday, No Mayers 50, Out Of Options, The Translation, Hot Hot Heat, We Are Scientists, Everdae, Lou Ann And The Spoken Words, No Use For a Name, Yellowcard Still Standing, Adrian Borland, Yellow Fever Inc., Girl Band, Life In Jersey, Sweet Apple Pie, South, The Rifles, Larocca, Tattoed Millionaires, Daddy, Say No More, Time After Time, Romance, Al That And A Bag Of Chips, Alterkicks, Nikki Sudden, The Wombats, Matchbox Romance, Blindswitch, Never Heard of It,


POP
The High Dials, Freefall, Rocket Summer, Standard Thompson, Cascada, Imogen Heap, Rome To Paris, Luthea Salom, Saving Jane, Picturehouse, Girls Aloud, The Swear, The Teenage Symphonies, Dave Baumgartner, Lucky Days, HIM,


ELECTRONIC/ABIENT/TECHNO
Techno Squirrels, Equilibrium, Electrik Flux, Loren Dent Chemda, Jacinta, Synthetic Bliss, Astro0, AU4, In Rave Sister, Abend Land Azerty, Diverje, Conjure One, 2-RD, Day Of Moments, Nanar, Absent Machine, Standart, Smoke Ring Halo, Beatoven, Apraxianation, Sally Johnson, Thaw, Spacecraft Music, Alquimia, Sorcerer, The Watermarks,


EXPERIMENTAL
Animal With Machine, Vic Vibrato, Aloft In The Sundry, Fred Viola, Invoke Him, The Wig Museum, Sildd, Madman Reality, Massive Music, Aiode, Cranium Pie, Skozey Fetsch, Catul Hayuk, The Octopus Project, The Tuna Helpers, 60 Sheets, Crowd Minus One, Gietzen, Colorforms, Harry And The Potters, Clowns and Fetuses, Tamarind Jones, The Jackpot Golden Boys, Siegelhead,


ROCK
The Book Of Daniel, Still Division, Karma, Last Saturday, Naughttones, Rambler, Malignant Doom, Goldmine Squad, Mathew Moon, The Billy Band, Lansdowne, Kathleen Shadows,


GARAGE BANDS
The Wankers, The Electric Dolls, The Subways, The Charms, The Snoc, Bullycats,


PUNK
Mono, The Bent Gents, Rosali ne, Elisebell Tears, NoFX, The Hacks, English Sarah, Veracuz, Typhoid Mary,
MISCELLANEOUS
Silence At The Opera, Secret Machines, Time Of Roses, Shaymin, Katatonia, The Standards, Broom, Chad Parks And The Near Death Experience, Three Miles Home, Poppermost, August House, White Noise Supremacy, Seledyn, Race Monkeyz, Beth Cayhill, Lindi Ortega, The Toy Band, Santo Inocente, Damien, Kneel Before Zod, Taylor Carson, Cut Copy, Dresden Dolls, Muck, SoundSkitz, Prom Queen Massacre, Einar Stenseng, The Band Andy, Beats For Life, Phil Honey-Jones, Nellie McKay, Riphoven,

VARIOUS

Hunter S Thompson, Joseph Heller, Voltaire, Philip Roth, Mark Leyner, Adrian Mole, Wes Anderson, Dada, Henry Miller, Douglas Adams, Nabokov, Dosteovsky, De Balzac, Joyce, Castaneda, Krishnamurti, Huxley, Sing, Saul Bellows, Dave Barry, Aronofsky, Escher, Dali, Christopher Moore.

LIKES: ENFPs, ESFPs.

My Favorite Bloggers:
Evil Ink design
Sam
Lucky
Billy Mcdonald
Anti Sarah
Addriene
Dr. Dot,
Dustin

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AMIGOS
CARRIE ENGDAHL
BRIAN FITZPATRICK
13 HANDS
ED FRITZ
SEAN CAREY
STEFANO
REVERED JEN
LA RUOCCA
TERRENCE CHUMER
MIKE JUNE
JOHN KENNEDY
SURF REALITY

Other Peeps
Zen
Quantum
Jennie
Pretty Sunset
Shifty
R2D2
Geitzen
Tankgirl
Aubrey
Linzi
Nothing But
Tracy
Jessica
Tuna
Unitsky
Feldspar
Mathew
Killian
Suga
Karma
Pirate
Deb
Psychedelic
Salom
Lutra
Temptress

Top 8's
Tracy, Benji, Tarvan, Rob Clark, AJ, Esther, Katie,

Web Tools
Photo Search
Image Hosting
Page Editor
MySpace Codes
MySpace Tweaks
Video Hosting

Podcasting
Podsafe Music Network
Where Musicians and Podcasters meet.

Bitjobs
Insomnia Radio
The Closet Geek Show
Schwagcast

Activities
Alcohol
Film Noir
Team Zissuo
Earl
HST
Camping
Fishing
Ranting
Blinking

Sounds Like

Cats having sex. Or The Postal Service on Crack.

Actually I play and listen to a lot of different styles because I like all kinds of music.

I like Floyd, Sabbath, The Clash, Abba, Pink, Creed, The Postal Service, Trance, pop, hip hop, whatever catches my ear. Who cares what people think of your musical taste. Trying to seem cool is a childish and insecure pursuit.

It's a big world. There's room for a little of everything.

Record LabelWarped Records
Type of LabelNone




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   About Baron Von Lichtenstein and the Penguins of Death

I was raised in a monastery of militant lesbian nuns who ran an Amway business on the sly and kept getting arrested for shoplifting and vandalism.

I attended some of the finest schools, learned a trade, and was appointed ambassador to Cincinnati before briefly being hospitalized for molesting a squirrel.

I like long walks on the beach, quiet candlelight dinners, and running around with mashed potatoes in my pants when I am not working on my PHD in amphibian linguistics.

I was nominated for 7 Grammy Awards, dated Britney Spears, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kelly Ripa and Shakira before going on sabbatical and vowing a life of celibacy, healthy living, and antipsychotic medication.

After a 7 year hiatus, I got back into the music business where I have headlined arenas around the world and sold over seven and a half trillion records.

MORE SONGS:

MY MOVIE SPOOFS PAGE:

WHO I'D LIKE TO MEET:
Women on crutches. Wilfred Brimley's cat. Home and Equity Life salesmen. Carmen Miranda. Anyone who believes in hard work and clean underwear.

MY OTHER WEBSITE:

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NOTE: The 10,000th site that puts me in their top 8 will be given a free CD and an autographed picture of Christopher Walken. It won't be his autograph, but the picture's pretty cool, so you should seriously think about it. It's a really fucking good picture.

Web Humor

Miscellaneous:
Photos
Myspace Pics
Lyrics
My Writing
Interviews
Reviews
My Home Studio
Songlist
Funny Books
Music Utilities
Rhyming Dictionary
Art

A Few Favorites
As They Occur To Me:

Berlin
Astral Weeks
The Final Cut
Little Earthquakes
The Wild The Innocent And The E Street Shuffle
Quadraphenia
Give Up
Hot Fuss
Odessy And Oracle
The Bee Gees First
Goats Head Soup
Ram
Enema Of The State
Further Down The Line
The Indigo Girls
Turnstyles
Transverse City
Misfits
Okay Computer
9
America Town
Folsum Prison
The Dream Academy
Lights In The Night
Exit In Guyville
Killer
This Years Model
London Calling
Young, Loud and Snotty
This Is The Modern World
International Superhits
Tuff Darts
White Light, White Heat, White Trash
Pia Matter
The Marshall Mathers LP
The Modern Lovers
Black Sabbath
Rising Force
Alive
Eric Carmen
Rasberries Best
Good News For People Who Love Bad News
Drunk Enough To Dance
War
The Street of New York
Smile
Go Insane
What's Going On
Friday Nights In San Francisco
Tracy Chapman
Come On Get Happy
The Courier
The Turtles
Guitar Graffitti
Introducing The Hardline
Siamese Dream
We Don't Need To Whisper
A Mark, A Mission, A Brand, A Scar
The All American Rejects
Full Collapse
Takk

I have a much bigger list at:
Great Albums

Good Music DVDs
Pink Floyd - Pulse
The Who At Royal Albert Hall
Social Distortion Live in Orange County
Led Zeppelin
Fredie Mercury Tribute Concert
Foghat - Two Centuries of Boogie
Freebird - The Movie
Frankie Valli Live
Bruce Springsteen in NYC
Eminem - E
Making of Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Rolling Stones Four Flicks
ELO - Zoom Tour
Live Aid
Live 8
Concert For New York
A Tribute To Heros
Little Earthquakes (VHS only)
The Best of Elvis and The Attractions (VHS only)
Linsey Buckingham Live
U2 At Slane Castle
Pete Towshends Deep End
Sparks Live In London

Subversive Laughter:
Raising Arizona
Serial Mom
Bad Santa
Shakes The Clown
Boogie Nights
The Advocate
Office Space
But I'm A Cheerleader
The Royal Tannenbaums
Rushmore
The Life Aquatic
Team America
Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind
Adaptation
American Beauty
Trainspotting
Shaun of the Dead
Donnie Darko

MySpace Hotties

QUOTES:

"Great minds discuss Ideas, Mediocre minds discuss Events, Small minds discuss other people." – Greek Proverb

“Stop throwing the Constitution in my face. It’s just a goddamned piece of paper!” - George W. Bush in a meeting November 2005.

"Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons." - Robin Williams

"MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken." - Lewis Black

"What's with all this dinner and a movie shit? Why can't people just go somewhere and fuck for three or four hours?" - George Carlin


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