"Verily, it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich person to enter into the feelings of the disinherited.- Upton Sinclair, 'Oil!', 1927"
Male
20 years old
CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas
United States
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The Emperor's Interests
General
I like music, playing drums (been doing that for 8 years), airsoft, hymnals, tattoos, and staying up late. Never test my knowledge of Solid State bands, because I will put you to shame. Never do it. For your own good. I discourage homosexuality, but hate the sin and love the sinner.
Music
Christian bands: As I Lay Dying, Alove For Enemies, Beloved (Us), Dead Poetic, Demon Hunter, Emery, Extol, Figure Four, Five Iron Frenzy, GROMS, Living Sacrifice, Mortal Treason, Mortification, Norma Jean, Officer Negative, P.O.D., Petra, Pillar, Project 86, Showbread, Switchfoot, The Agony Scene, Training For Utopia, Underoath, Zao, August Burns Red, Blindside, As Cities Burn, Born Blind, Stryper, Petra, Neon Cross, Barren Cross, Whitecross, Sacrificium, Becoming The Archetype, The Showdown, Impending Doom, Immortal Souls, A Plea For Purging, Jesus Wept... ask me for others........
Non-Christian bands: Cradle of Filth, Deicide, Dimmu Borgir, Satyricon, Morbid Angel, Six Feet Under, AC/DC, Rush, Motley Crue, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne, Led Zepplin, The Strokes, The Hives, B-52, Radiohead, Coldplay, The Agony Scene(non-Christian now), the Beegees, Johnny Cash, Roy Oberson, Elvis, Jerry Lee-Lewis, Beastie Boys, Modest Mouse, KISS, Bach, Beethoven, Tellman, any other good composers, Mortician, Deftones, Queens of the Stone Age, The White Stripes, The Pillows, In Flames, Trivium, Cannibal Corpse, Terror, The Black Dhalia Murder, Behemoth, ... ask me for more.
Movies
Now this is a pretty impressive list....................The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, Star Wars: Episode I- The Phantom Menace, Star Wars: Episode II- Attack of the Clones, Star Wars: Episode III- Revenge of the Sith, Star Wars: Episode IV- A New Hope, Star Wars: Episode V- The Empire Strikes Back, Star Wars: Episode VI- Return of the Jedi, X-Men, X-Men 2: X-Men United, X-Men 3: The Last Stand, Daredevil, The Matrix, The Matrix Reloaded, The Matrix Revolutions, The Animatrix, Superman The Movie, Superman II, Superman III, Superman IV:The Quest For Peace, Superman Returns, Batman Begins, Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Forever, Batman & Robin, Men In Black, Men In Black II, Road To Perdition, Hulk, Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Fantastic 4, Constantine, Hellboy, The Punisher, Casino, The Ringer, Basic, Cry_Wolf, Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Elektra, Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, The Phantom of the Opera, 29 Palms, About Schmidt, Napoleon Dynamite, Full Metal Jacket, 2001: A Space Odyssey, 2001: A Space Travesty, Goodfellas, Downfall, Saving Private Ryan, Spaceballs, The Island, The Bunker, Kill Bill Vol.1, Kill Bill Vol.2, Pulp Fiction, Dr. Suess' How The Grinch Stole Christmas, Dr. Suess' The Cat In The Hat, Joe's Apartment, Old School, Kicking and Screaming, Kung Fu Hustle, Shaolin Soccer, Kung-Pow! Enter The Fist, The Mask of Zorro, The Legend of Zorro, High Tension, Shrek, National Treasure, The Day After Tomorrow, War of the Worlds, Mission:Impossible, Mission:Impossible-Two, Mission:Impossible:Three, Solaris, Around the World In 80 Days, Rush Hour, Rush Hour Two, Rush Hour 3, Dr. Doolittle, Dr. Doolittle 2, Daddy Day Care, The Passion of the Christ, Flightplan, Ice Age, The Accidental Spy, Mister Nice Guy, Red Eye, Saw, Saw II, Saw III, The Amityville Horror, House of Wax, Big Momma's House, Big Momma's House 2, Time Changer, The Eye 2, Hoodwinked, The Spongebob Squarepants Movie, House Of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Deadbirds, V For Vendetta, Children Of The Corn, Friday The Thirteenth, Friday The Thirteenth Part 2, Halloween, A Nightmare On Elm Street, Hellraiser, Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy, Grandma's Boy, Click, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star, King Kong, Happy Gilmore, The Waterboy, Mr. Deeds, Billy Madison, Wolf Creek, 3 Days Of The Condor, The Grudge, A.I.: Artificial Intelligence, Dot The I, Jarhead, Apocalypse Now, 300, A Clockwork Orange, Spartacus, National Lampoon's Animal House, Unbreakable, The Sixth Sense, Lady In The Water, Signs, M, Citizen Kane, Casablanca, Fargo, Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb, and many, many others just ask me please.
Television
Mad TV, Headbanger's Ball, Uranium, Adult Swim, Cowboy Bebop, Saturday Night Live, the occasional wildlife documentary, any Cartoon Cartoons, Trigun, Miami Ink, serial killer biographies.
Books
The Hobbit by John Ronald Ruel Tolkein, The Lord Of The Rings by John Ronald Ruel Tolkein, Farenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury, 1984 by George Orwell,The Magician's Nephew by Clive Staples Lewis, The Chronicles Of Narnia by Clive Staples Lewis, some Star Wars continuums, By The Waters of Babylon by James Wellard, Harrison Bergeron by Kurt Vonnegut,Jr, The Invisible Man by H.G. Wells, Time Machine by H.G. Wells, Sickened by Julie Gregory, Ed Gein-Psycho! by Paul Anthony Woods, Freaks by Annette Curtis Clause, V For Vendetta by Alan Moore, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen by Alan Moore, From Hell by Alan Moore, The Watchmen by Alan Moore, the Fables series by Bill Winningham, The Green Arrow (some by Kevin Smith), Batman created by Bob Kane, Superman, Beowulf, Oedipus The King (Oedipus Rex), Spider-Man, The Incredible Hulk, X-Men, The Sandman series by Neil Gaiman, I Am Jackie Chan by Jackie Chan, Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler, 300 by Frank Miller, In The Days of the Comet by H.G. Wells, Dante's Divine Comedy in Three Parts, Thinner by Stephen King (as Richard Bachman), The Red Badge of Courage by Stephen Crane, No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem by Jeff Foxworthy, and others, just ask.
Heroes
Jesus Christ, God, King David, Jesse Sprinkle, Lance Garvin, Jesse Smith, Don and Ryan Clark, Daniel Davison, John Ronald Ruel Tolkien, Clive Staples Lewis and pretty much the rest from the list up there of people I want to meet.
About me: I like music especially metal, a little airsoft, a little comedy. I like lots of movies, I know lots of stupid trivia about a lot of movies, and I'll usually make sure you know it. I especially like comic books, and, therefore, comic book movies. I also love any really quality fantasy books and movies. Yes, that means Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and even Harry Bladder and Eragon or whatever it is. I just like the stories. I have about 90 CDs, planning to double that number soon. I am very eclectic (if you don't know, look it up!). I like animals. I'm single. Many people don't know this, but I do like football, baseball, any sport that's really popular here in America. I know team names and cities, but that's probably my extent of knowledge. I am in the process of enlisting with the Army, and I'll be going soon. My favorite quote: "I think I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. You see, tomorrow morning I'll get up bright and early and take a walk down to the bank, and if you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fuckin head wide open in front of everybody in the bank. Then, about the same time I'm coming out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. Then, if you still don't have my money, I'll crack your fuckin head wide open again. Cause I'm fuckin stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." That's about it.
Your results: You are Hulk
Caleb (insert embarassing middle name here) Raul Cantu
Nicknames::
Emperor of Christian metal
Birthplace::
Corpus Christi, Texas
DOB::
November 18, 1987
Hair Color::
Dark blond, light brown
Eye Color::
Blue
Screenname::
uuuhhh...I Suck At Video Games? but my common moniker is Bambamjr 2006
Favorites...
Color::
Green
Movie(s)::
Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, any comic book movie that has come out in the last 7 years. Oh ya and Chris Farley and Adam Sandler are the best as far as comedy goes.
Song(s)::
A Fall Farewell by Zao, Ember by Extol, I Used To Hate Cell Phones But Now I Hate Car Accidents by Norma Jean, and The Gauntlet by Demon Hunter
Band(s)::
Living Sacrifice is absolute favorite, then Zao, Norma Jean, Demon Hunter, Extol, and new addition Becoming The Archetype
Day of the year::
what a stupid ques...okay, my birthday
Food::
I'm not picky at all and I don't have a real favorite food; that sounds a little gluttonous to me.
Sport::
I'll deal with most sports their not my fav but they're fun and I try to keep up with the good ones.
Store::
Online shopping is the only way, but if I had to spend all day in one store it would be either Hot Topic or a local store here called Chan's Imports.
Actor::
In terms of good acting, it would have to be Jack Nicholson, no question. The funniest guy was Chris Farley, but he's dead.
Actress::
Probably my favorite actress is Natalie Portman or Famke Jannsen.
Vacation Spot::
In the US is Florida beaches, nothing beats those, but to go out of country would be either Germany, Japan, or Australia.
Season::
I don't know when the most gloomy days are, but I love when the skies are grey and there's a light mist.
Restaurant::
Texas Roadhouse
Do you prefer...
coke/pepsi::
rootbeer
chocolate/vanilla::
I'm happy with both.
dogs/cats::
I like both but I like dogs much more.
1percent/2percent milk::
Whole
black/white::
Black, but for some reason I'm drawn to white occasionally
sing/dance::
sing/mosh
rock/rap::
rock, but old school rap is totally agreeable to me
Love stuff...
Are you single?:
Yes
If so, do you have someone in mind?:
Yes
Who?:
Dear God, I would never say that to just any old Joe Schmoe
What personality traits do you look for in the opposite sex?:
Someone who's almost a female version of me. Also can respect privacy and the need to meditate alone sometimes. Also open minded and willing to listen to opinions.
What's the first thing you notice(physically) about them?:
I notice whatever it is that makes them attractive, be it eyes, hair, lips, teeth even, but I don't focus too much on the body stuff that's just immature.
Would you prefer a good or bad boy/girl?:
Well, I said someone who's like me, and I'm kind of a mixture of both, Christian/Rebel, if you will.
Have you kissed someone?:
Yes
Have you ever been in love?:
No I thought I was but I was just being manipulated.
Have you had your heart broken?:
Yes it was very ugly too. Blood everywhere. J/k. But ya it was pretty nasty.
Other stuff...
Have you gone skinny-dipping?:
I think when I was in 6th grade I did it cause I was at the beach alone in the middle of the day.
Have you ever been out of the country?:
Yes, to Mexico, but that's not really counted, at least not Matamorros which is where I went.
Do you believe in god?:
<<------Well, you might want to capitalize the word God. I hope that answers that for you.
Do you believe in yourself?:
I've just discovered belief in myself.
Do you want to get married?:
I do now. One person. If not them, then no.
Do you play any sports?:
No, but I play them if the occasion calls for it.
What was the last phone number you dialed?:
My mom's cell phone.
Do you have a best friend?:
Yes, actually two now.
Have you ever wanted to die?:
Ha ha ha every damned day. No, I just love toying with the idea of dying.
Have you seen someone die?:
No, but I saw my Great-Grandpa the last day he was alive.
Have you gone swimming in an ocean?:
That's such a stupid question. I practically live on an ocean. I guess I prefer it to a pool with a bunch of smelly people.
Have you ever cried in public?:
When I was a tiny boy. But I only cry around people that I know won't make fun of me.
What is your worst fear?:
Probably a room overcrowded with people those are the times I want to die.
How long does it take you to shower?:
Well, I'm usually tired, so up to 35 minutes. I just run the water until it gets cold.
What was the last movie you saw in the theater?:
The Nativity Story, before that was Tenacious D.
What was the last movie you rented?:
Star Wars Episode 5
Do you have a favorite quote?:
"There is a perfect religion, it's just no one practices it."-Jason Bishop
Do you have any regrets?:
Yes, I regret getting so serious with my last girlfriend. It hurt so bad.
1. You’re in the hospital, who on your top 4 comes to visit you?
Definitely David and Daniel, Don a little later, and Craig would probably never know.
2. If alcohol were banned, what would your reaction be?
Well, there goes my experimental phase. But so what?
3. Your CD collection is repossessed. But you may keep one.
GROMS-Ascension. That cd is out of print.
4. Do you believe world peace is possible?
No. You can't conform a person's personality, and some people are born to be miliatiaristic and Dictational leaders.
5. I'm a genie. Name your wish.
Enough money for I and the rest of my family to retire permanently and do whatever it was they and I wanted to do before life got a stranglehold on them.
6. Name one thing about the opposite sex that automatically turns you off.
Whatever the personality of my last girlfriend is, I absolutely hate it. And loud people.
7. Name one thing about the opposite sex that automatically turns you on.
Being funny and not "posing", and I automatically want to marry a girl that likes the same bands I like, because I never see that.
8. Speaking of sex, what did you think about Brokeback Mountain?
I have not seen it yet, and don't really like the whole gay thing, but I've heard that it's good filmmaking, and, being an amateur critic, I would never pass up an opportunity to see a good film.
9. What are you obsessive about?
My cd's, my movies, my drums, even though they aren't really mine, and anyone who plays drums when I'm in the room, I have to show them up, but pretend I'm not.
10. Leatherface is in the kitchen. What do you do?
Join him. But if he's just crazy then I guess I'll die because I won't leave his side.
11. Do people underestimate you?
The average person isn't usually ready for my sense of humor and attitude towards certain subjects.
12. When you're in a bad mood, what will always put you in a better mood?
If I fart, it usually does the job, but it needs to be really loud or a really funny sound.
13. Honestly, do you talk about myspace in real life?
Sometimes, but not obsessively.
14. Have you met someone online in person?
No
15. What do you hope to have accomplished by the end of the year?
Maybe a song written or being able to do polyrhythms or rudiments on drums.
16. Do you believe minimum wage should be raised?
That's kind of a Catch-22. If it goes up, prices go up to make up for the store's paying everybody more.
17. What is the background on your computer?
It says, "Warning! Spyware threat has been detected on your PC!" No I'm serious. I actually have spyware on here.
18. Do you have any really crazy relatives?
Don't we all?
19. Pretend you're 15ft deep in beer. Describe what you would be doing.
Trying to drink it, but I can't drink fifteen square feet of liquid, sorry.
20. Does everyone in your life know the real you?
Nah.
21. Last thing you said?
Telling my little sister that I'm almost done with the computer.
22. What is the most ridiculous fear you have?
Milk. I'm afraid of a jug of milk going bad. I don't even like to pick it up if the expiration date is today or before.
23. Who was the last person to hug you?
My dad.
24. What is the status between you and your most recent ex?
We have started talking a little bit, but I still keep my low opinion of her, just cause I feel like it.
25. When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?
They were those crackers, but PB&J. It was last week.
26. When did you last have a home-cooked meal?
Last Thursday, I believe.
27. Have you ever gotten naked at a party?
No.
28. Who do you miss?
Living Sacrifice.
29. Are you named after a grandparent?
Nope.
30. Does someone love you?
Just family, really. But I have good friends and if it weren't so gay-sounding, I would tell people I love them, like really close friends.
Who I'd like to meet: Jesse Smith, Ted Kirkpatrick, Chris Farley, Wuv, Buddy Rich, Gene Krupa, Duke Ellington, Metal Mel, Jesus, God, Abraham, Caleb (Bible Caleb), Zola Levitt, my Spanish grandfather, Neal Peart, Daniel Davison, Hulk, Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, all the X-Men, basically any really cool and well-known comic book character, King David (from the bible), Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro, Joe Pesci, Jack Nicholson, Sir Anthony Hopkins, Julie Gregory, Ed Gein, Jim Gaffigan, Augusten Burroughs, and many others, but it's very hard to concentrate enough to think of all of them. Ignore this next part, this is something completely unrelated. I, like you, am a true metal fan, as well as other great types of music. Although not as big a fan as you, obviously. Now, that being said, I love the bands that started years ago and don't change much, such as Mortification and Tourniquet. I concede that these bands have the most talent we're going to see for a very long time. I also love what some would call "new school" metal. I know you've probably heard this from others, but I do have some suggestions for your great collection. First, the obvious commercially appealing As I Lay Dying. These guys actually show some good instrumental prowess! Second band, almost like-minded August Burns Red. These guys carry a preppy look, but are one of the most insanely heavy metal bands I've ever heard. And Christian to boot! Crazy. Best for last, Becoming The Archetype. Now, these guys are something to write home about. They have already released two albums, but give them a couple more, and they will definitely rival Tourniquet, Mortification and Living Sacrifice in pure talent and songwriting abilities. Trust me, worth a new band in your collection, if nothing else.
