Jesus H Christ is:
Joel Shelton - Guitar
Risa Mickenberg - Vocals
Will Shelton - Bass Guitar
Stan Mitchell - Drums
The Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse are:
Mike Boschen – Trombone
Wayne DuMaine -Trumpet, Piano
Chris Olness- Trumpet
Tim Schadt- Trumpet, Percussion
Drumming on our Self Titled CD is Ray Grappone
That CD was engineered and recorded at Hipbone Studios by Vicki Bell.
Mixed by Dave Lee
Mastered by Alan Douches
Produced by Joel Shelton & Risa Mickenberg
Played by the great JHC&TFHotA
Influences
The Dickies, Queen, The Ruttles, Ween, Mary Gaitskill, They Might Be Giants, Liquid Tapedeck, The Raspberries, Dawn Powell, Lena Lovich, Leonard Wibberly, XTC, Meat Loaf, The Kinks, The Beatles, New England, High & Mighty beer, damp towels spun into whips.
Sounds Like
B-52s, X-Ray Spex, Liz Phair, Weezer, Frank Zappa, Cheap Trick, The Queers, The Dickies, Blood Sweat and Tears, all dressed up, high on marinol, highly educated, penniless but goodhearted and oozing charm.
About Jesus H Christ & The 4 Hornsmen of the Apocalypse
OK- the first song on the profile is a remix of Connecticut's For F*cking done by Dynamite Ham and featuring Cobra Red on the rap. Freaking love it!! This is the same artist who did that amazing song that went over the credits of V for Vendetta. You can buy the Connecticut's for F*cking Dynamite Ham Remix Featuring Cobra Red here:
And you can get more of Dynamite Ham's excellent music here:
And you can get our CD on itunes here:
Eight lonely people, coming together in front of Le Trapeze, each needing escorts to enter. Who would have imagined that one night of horrible, regrettable debauchery would have resulted in a weekend of trust exercises, verbal abuse and improv which ultimately culminated in the formation of Jesus H Christ and The Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse: a limited liability corporation wholly devoted to pleasure?
While the band is still deeply divided about our mission statement, we can safely embrace “deep division” as a concept we can really rally around.
Apres that weekend, we met again. Masked, of course. And we spent a lot of time feeling each other’s faces.
And once we’d sanitized our hands, we linked arms (so as not to touch each other) and… I forget exactly what happened but a contract was signed and now we’re fucked.
Success is a funny idea. (Here we remove our glasses and put one end of the earpieces in our mouth. Then we remove it, disinfect it, and replace it.)
After our song “Do Me” rose to prominence after its use in a co-branding effort between Tickle Antiperspirant (and Deodorant) and the Hemlock Society, we were psyched and we were totally ready for Grey’s Anatomy to “crawl all over our shit.”
So, for months now, we’ve been sequestered at the MacDowell colony, creating something tangible. Something real.
So our new mission statement should come out soon. It will be mostly an internal document but hopefully someone will leak it.
Many of you write, asking if we really live together. We do.
We urge you to buy our CD. Preferably from CDBaby because they “get it.” (Herpes.)
Links are provided below.
Whether you learned about us through the Tickle thing or through a gushing elderly relative with low bone density, send a message to Washington and buy a Jesus H Christ and The Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse CD.
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REVIEWS:
Our self-titled, debut CD was ranked 249 in the 2006 Village Voice Pazz and Jop Poll, KICKING the shocked ASSES of the people we beat, including Pink, Willie Nelson, Peaches, Snoop Dogg, and Johnny Cash.
It also made many critics' and bloggers' top 10 lists for 2006 including critics from the Baltimore City Paper, No Depression and The News Observer and was listed in the NEW YORKER MAGAZINE 2006 year end issue as ONE OF TEN ALBUMS worth checking out. We were voted 8 song of the year on Sirius Alt Nation. 6 album of the year on KPFK Los Angeles. And in the new Idolator Pazz and Jop poll, we were 285.
4 CD of the year (Phoenix New Times- Nikki Andrea)
6 CD of the year (Seattle Times/Village Voice- Brian Block)
16 CD of the year (F5 Witchitaw KS- Tom Hull)
4 CD of the year (Village Voice George Smith)
6 CD of the year KPFK Los Angeles
8 song of the year (Sirius Alt Nation)
1 most requested song for more weeks than any song in the history of Sirius Alt Nation
THE NEW YORKER MAGAZINE:
One of 10 CDs of 2006 worth a second listen.
THE NEW YORKER
"This lovable local band transcends the novelty of its name with wry, thundering power-pop songs about such previously underexplored subjects as the boredom of living in the Constitution State (“Connecticut Is for Fucking”), the appeal of the recently widowed (“Do Me”), and how pharmaceuticals can help love (“Happy Me”)."
POP MATTERS (Jason MacNeil)
"JHC&TFHotA are an odd blend of Sixpence None the Richer, Arcade Fire, and New Pornographers if they were all fronted by Amy Sedaris. “Connecticut’s for Fucking” is a hard-the-soft-then-hard power pop tune that talks about the Nutmeg State with sweet, sugary harmonies in the chorus as she simulates what Robin Williams once described as “the bone dance”.. Mickenburg nails the conversational and brassy rocker “Obviously” with a Lou Reed-like charm. A lot of the songs would be great on Desperate Housewives, particularly the opportunistic and cheery “Do Me”. .. The summer-sounding pop of “Vicki Is a Pro” is great, resembling a cross between the Cars and the Go-Gos. Ditto for the fabulous “It’s OK in the USA”. “Vampire Girls” name-drops Syd Barrett, Tiny Tim, Malcolm X, and others while the punk riffs blend with horns. Another highlight is the rather mainstream bubblegum pop of “Ellen’s Bi Coastal”. “Steve Baylor” has to be one of the oddest, Zappa-like tracks of the year, and “Nipples” is a modern day hit the Turtles failed to get around to."
TUCSON WEEKLY
Top 10 CDs of 2006
"In a perfect world, this would be the Saturday Night Live house band, and reason enough to start watching Saturday Night Live again...If you read and loved A CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES or A HEARTBREAKING WORK OF STAGGERING GENIUS, this record is for you.... A collection of intelligently observant and wryly amusing pop/rock/punk takes on gender politics (read: sex and its complications), the state of the United States (especially Connecticut) and certain everyday characters and their quirks. All are set in fine musicianship, with Brian Wilson-worthy harmonies and imaginative arrangements."
IDOALTOR.COM -Brian Block- 3 BEST ALBUM of 2006
"Jesus H. Christ and the Four Horsemen (sic) of the Apocalypse, who make sure to title their first song "Connecticut's for Fucking" lest anyone mistake them for Christian rock, have learned their trade from Revolver, garage-rock, jangle-pop, synth-pop, performance art, and apparently "Girl from Ipanema". Because all of their songs are funny, and because the two funniest have over-the-top spoken-word vocals that I'd feel nervous about putting on a mixtape for frequent replay, it took me awhile to recognize their debut album as truly brilliant. But if suburban ennui can be art in the hands of the Stooges or the Replacements, if relationship dysfunction is a good enough topic for Bob Dylan or Big Star, if Lou Reed and the Rolling Stones are allowed to complain about weird girls and Talking Heads to celebrate the quirks of American culture, I see no reason why JHC&4HotA can't win awe for doing all the above while being just as emotionally on-target _and_, at the same time, as ridiculous as we know (in our wiser moments) the emotions themselves are."
NO DEPRESSION (David Menconi): "Picture NRBQ with a metallic pop edge and an expanded horn section, fronted by a singer who looks a bit like Julia Louis Dreyfus, sounds a bit like Sarah Vowell and writes a bit like Amy Rigby only much nastier. There you have this wonderful New York band, who will completely rock your world. Risa Mickenberg and Joel Sheltons songs are side-splittingly funny, starting with Connecticuts For Fucking (because its a place where thats all there is to do) and its turn-on-a-dime shifts between metallic snarl and acoustic jingle-jangle. Happy Me cops the Beatles Nowhere Man guitar riff for a bridge. Vampire Girls rollcalls the slyest geek-culture hall of fame this side of High Fidelity. And weve had great fun in my social circle debating which acquaintance is most like the shrewish hellion in Obviously. Best of all, the music holds up after the laughter subsides."
THE VILLAGE VOICE (Robert Christgau) A MINUS
Risa Mickenberg writes and sings satirical theater songs accompanied by g-b-d-and-sometimes-k, two trumpets, and two trombones. All assume the p.o.v. of a neurotic young professional woman—loan officer, publicist, social planner, perhaps even actress—who may be Risa Mickenberg. Some of these songs are funny, the rest very funny. "Connecticut's for F*cking" seems self-explanatory, "Ellen's Bicoastal" cl*se enough; "Happy Me" is about falling in love on meds, "Vampire Girls" about sucking knowledge from your boyfriends. The jewel is the jealous fit "Obviously"—"I don't care. I mean I think she's a skank, but whatever, I don't care. I just don't see why you're denying it when it's obvious you two slept together . . . "
ITCHFORK
Delivering uneasy laughs at the expense of strip-mall culture alongside power chords and pop hooks, "Connecticut's for Fucking", by the New York outfit JHC&tFHotA could easily have been a hipster insider's mean-spirited and elitist satire of yokel outsiders. Instead it comes across as something much more complicated than simply making fun of people who aren't from New York. Sounding a little like Amy Sedaris fronting Fountains of Wayne, Risa Mickenberg (who's the Jesus H. Christ part of the name, although there seem to be more than four others in the band, not all on horns) sings from the perspective of one of many teenagers whose only pastime in such a dull state is recreational sex. She delivers lines like "I love to listen to classic rock and have sex with you" with a mix of playfulness and resignation, and introduces a little gravity into the band's humor: all those adolescents, she observes, are "waitin' to turn into the people we are bound to turn into." There's a healthy dose of incisive class commentary as well: "If we can't afford to buy antiques," she sings, "then we just copulate." "Connecticut's for Fucking" sounds more substantial than a novelty track, but with all the catchy fun that label implies.
TROUSER PRESS (Ira Robbins): "Sardonic adult humor in music is amply illustrated by this entertaining New York octet (half of it being the Four Hornsmen, who add to, without ever overwhelming, the simple rock music with brass). Delivered in Risa Mickenberg's winning matter-of-fact voice, "Connecticut's for F*cking" is hysterical, a deadly putdown of the Nutmeg State as a nadir of middle-class tedium that proffers copulation as the only entertaining alternative. And "Vampire Girls," which passingly sounds like the Replacements' "I Don't Know," explodes the little-known problem of women "who seem like they're really cool until you realize that everything that's cool about them is something they sucked out of their ex-boyfriends" with a laundry list of modern-trendy Henry Higgins acquisitions, from Balzac to Karen Black, Iggy Pop to Photoshop."
LEICESTER BANGS (U.K.) "Like asparagus, olives, Zappa and cum, Jesus H Christ are an acquired taste. "
THE VILLAGE VOICE- GEORGE SMITH: "An eight-person horn-fired local group making glorious hard pop!" “Hammering punkarama, namechecking Saul Bellow, Philip K. Dick, and Jerry Lewis.” “Horns and guitar drive a tank made of suntanned California riff right out of the speakers.”
BOSTON HERALD: "Hilarious!" "Deadpan!" "Love!" "Nervy and mighty amusing!"
PHOENIX NEW TIMES- Nikki D'Andrea: EDITOR'S PICK "Once you've heard "Connecticut's for Fucking," the leadoff track to JHC&tFHotA's debut album, there's no denying this band's snarky brilliance. The song's ridiculously catchy pop beat; dorky, nasal punk vocals (courtesy of the surprisingly sexy Risa Mickenberg); and lampooning of noodling '80s metal guitar solos is like a bubblegum enema flushing pop punk out of mainstream music's bloated colon."
HARTFORD COURANT (COURANT.COM)
"The lyrics and subject matter are off-kilter, but they're mostly smart and, to my ears, pretty funny, and the musicians have serious chops. And, as the band's name implies, there's plenty of dizzying horn work on the album, mixed with pounding bass and snarling punk guitar riffs. (The album) also features songs about anti-depressants, seducing the bereaved and psychic vampires: "Girls who seem like they're really cool until you realize everything that's cool about them is something they sucked out of their ex-boyfriends," be it how to fix cars or appreciating the music of Syd Barrett.”
THE NEWS OBSERVER (Raleigh, Chapel Hill, NC)
“The comedy record of the year, with side-splitting musings on life, love and the pursuit of happiness set to razor-sharp bar-band pop-rock. It's smart, it's catchy, the music is great.”
NEW YORK MAGAZINE: "Smart, catchy power pop!"
F5 WICHITA Tom Hull- : "Anyone who fondly remembers the Waitresses will have a leg up on this smart, funny, and exuberantly horny band. Not sure whether the difference is a generation of progress in spite of backlash or just that lead singer Risa Mickenberg writes her own lines. Her critique of "Vampire Girls" is spot on, like she's been one and graduated to being interesting in her own right."
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THE BOSTON GLOBE: “The most raunchy fun!”
THE CAPE CODDER- Don Wilder: "Like Zappa, they'll shock a certain percentage of the population - and absolutely delight the rest of it."
ELECTRIC TOMATOES.COM
This is not your grandma and grandpa's apocalypse. It’s no fire and brimstone, no seventh seal, no swaths of unholy agony punctuated by blessed souls surfing pillars of light "up there." This is pure power-pop apocalypse (say that five times fast, but we’re not accountable if you pull a muscle in your tongue). Jesus H. Christ and the Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse write catchy, fun songs with plenty of trumpets. The most obvious comparison they invite is to They Might Be Giants but they also make me think of a Beulah and Nerf Herder hybrid running on unleaded petroleum goofiness. The bands real strength is in their lyrics, which deal with topics you'd never hear on the radio. (Though lets not forget trumpets, who doesn't love trumpets?) “Connecticut Is for Fucking” is an anthem for people in Dullsville, Anywhere and “Nipples,” in addition to being a great summery song, makes me think of the novelty classic “Boobs a Lot.” Check out the band's MySpace, and at your earliest convenience, start loving them.
TIMES OF ACADIANA
CHOICE CUTS "Admittedly, Risa Mickenberg's and Joel Shelton's funny, sardonic, catchy songs cover a narrow terrain -- call it the romantic complications of the Ritalin generation, a demographic cut loose from traditional moorings and for whom psychotropic opiates are the religion of the people -- but, Jesus H. Christ, do they understand their characters! Whether speaking for or at beer-leech women (Vampire Girls, Crazy Guy, Vicki Is a Pro) or a man who's lowering his standards (She's a Six), Mickenberg/Shelton's lyrics are detailed enough for accuracy while stopping just short of the "compassion fatigue" they sympathize with in It's OK in the USA. Some Days is even sweet, with the songs accompanied by brass suggesting musical affinities from three or four decades before lyrics like these would've ever been imagined let alone tolerated."
PAPER THIN WALLS: "You’ll be hearing (Connecticut's For F*cking) for the next 50 years on various Demento and Son Of Demento compilations and podcasts; but not only is it funny funny funny, the band takes care of the music, too: a great rattletrap of a guitar doing fast Ramones chords and then laying a big wet tuneful Johnny Thunders solo atop it all. Tracks.. twist the comedy from funniness to genuine emotion and rage. Most moving is "Obviously," Risa bitching out a lover—“You guys obviously slept together, not that I care; I mean, I think she’s a skank; but whatever"—which leads to a general smorgasbord of bitching: "Why do you have to drive like an asshole? You have to drive, like, right up on the person in front of you’s ass; they slam on their brakes, you’re dead!" She lets loose with the disappointment and fury that’s the undertone of this humor, when life doesn't live up to its billing."
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Someone shot this live Vampire Girls at The Living Room
AND SOMEONE MADE THIS with our song Do Me... Don't know who......but we love it.
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I just got turned on to last-FM.com and finally got to see you sort of in person. I love you guys twice as much now. Where can I find more of your videos? I hope your having luck with your new CD. Love and peace...Rick
I look forward to coming from IL again to hear you perform the new songs. NOTHING is better than traveling THOUSANDS of feet in the air in a pressurized aluminum tube filled with highly flamable jet fuel next to the fat old bald guy missing his arm and the 45 year old with NO BUSINESS having a tramp stamp on her back, just to hear your FRIGGIN' MUSIC!!!!!!!
Risa..Have you ever heard of "Pony Up"? Very, very familiar voice. Now as good as yours, but your style. Just thought it was interesting. Looking so forward to the new CD. I'm hawking the daylights out of your first. Love you guys much.
I would like you to come play a concert in Lawrence, KS because I would like to see you in concert and if you do make it here, would you play "Do me" I dig that song.
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