The Savage Jeff Hernandez
"Time heals all wounds . . . except amputations."

Male
32 years old
Dallas, Texas
United States



Last Login: 10/12/2008
Mood: cantankerous Mood Image
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/jeffhernandez  



    The Savage Jeff Hernandez's Interests
GeneralI love a good story.
Musicyes, I enjoy music.

MoviesLittle Miss Sunshine, Citizen Kane, Paris, Je T'Aime, His Girl Friday, 40-Year-Old Virgin
TelevisionThe West Wing, Freaks and Geeks, The O.C., Sports Night, Firefly, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Ed, Angel, old Scrubs, British Office, Pushing Daisies, Battlestar Galactica, House
BooksSarah Vowell, Michael Chabon, Jhumpa Lahiri, David Sedaris, Chuck Klosterman, Bill Bryson, Dave Eggers, Things that can get me to thinking.
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Heroesno thanks.

     The Savage Jeff Hernandez's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Dallas
Body type:5' 10"
Ethnicity:Latino / Hispanic
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:College graduate
Occupation:blah.

   The Savage Jeff Hernandez's Schools
Southern Methodist University
Dallas,Texas
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: BFA Painting, Drawing, Printmaking
Clubs: Student Art Association, and some stuff on Program Council
 

1994 to 2000
Newman Smith H S
Carrollton,Texas
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1990 to 1994



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   The Savage Jeff Hernandez's Blurbs
About me:
MISANTHROPE. I also write, act, paint, shoot small videos and work with a theater company. I think this is funny.


tell a joke and press the button!
The Weekly WYR: April 23rd

I tumblr for you, I tumblr for you.... My TUMBLR site!! It's everything you've ever wanted to know about me!!

MySpace Layouts
Myspace Layouts - Myspace Editor - Image Hosting

Who I'd like to meet:
Jake and Amir, or really anyone who works at CV.
Date from Amir on Vimeo. Photobucket

   The Savage Jeff Hernandez's Friend Space (Top 20)
The Savage Jeff Hernandez has 152 friends.
 F. T. Bonnigan 


 Audacious Mr. O 


 katherine 


 Angeluv 


 Ruth 


 mindy 


 Jeff 


 Cassidy 


 Vericas 


 Jeremy 


 Laceface! 


 Femme Vivre LaRouge 


 Maura loves you 


 the sarahwocky (palm full of stars) 


 Kelsey 


 teensy 


 Leila neighbor weigh 


 Melanie 


 Kaleo Kaualoku 


 Jesse! Ahi' Nos Vemos! 

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Jesse! Ahi' Nos Vemos!


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Oct 12 2008 7:23 AM

hahahaha indeed!
Ruth





Oct 9 2008 7:02 AM

The puppy is just happy to see you :) Sorry I didn't make it Tuesday (but the note made me feel special) but if you come to Austin this weekend we can go for drinks!!! So you should come...you ain't got a job to do
Jamie





Oct 9 2008 12:08 AM

hey thanks my favorite facebook friend!
Jeff





Oct 7 2008 3:14 PM

I agree my friend
Ruth





Sep 30 2008 6:57 AM

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Hey The Savage Jeff Hernandez,
I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.

Just wanted to say Hi

Laceface!





Sep 25 2008 2:01 AM

HAHAHAHA LOOOOOOOVE IT.
Cassidy





Sep 24 2008 6:44 PM


FROM ROXIE AND ME!!!
Laceface!





Sep 19 2008 2:33 AM

well, you know benjamin and kaleo.
the girls are my outside of work friends! :)
Jesse! Ahi' Nos Vemos!


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Sep 17 2008 7:15 AM

And where you last night?
Christina





Sep 15 2008 3:02 AM

I had a great time last night.
Thanks for hosting!
Becky





Sep 14 2008 9:15 PM

Hey Thanks!!!
Laceface!





Sep 10 2008 4:18 PM

hahaha pumba shiiiit!
Laceface!





Sep 1 2008 6:30 AM

..
Laceface!





Aug 27 2008 8:37 PM

HAHAHA, wow that little kid has learned so much already!
Laceface!





Aug 21 2008 3:57 PM

He went to get a straw, hahaha.
Cassidy





Aug 19 2008 9:15 PM

hey we are having a schoolhouse rock meeting on thursday at 12:30...can you come?!?!?! :)
Jesse! Ahi' Nos Vemos!


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Aug 17 2008 9:39 AM

dearest Jeffery,

I miss your mexican american ass.

sincerely,
White trash Jesse.
Laceface!





Aug 12 2008 7:32 PM

Hahaha, that little kid one is awesome.
I like the part where the joker is like "HIT ME!" and he rides his little bike around him, hahaha SO CUTE
Cassidy





Aug 8 2008 6:56 PM

Well...cutie...I would love to have you and your beautiful smile in the mornings...along with liters of coffee and uppers :)
Jesse! Ahi' Nos Vemos!


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Aug 2 2008 1:54 AM

and yet, and yet...

we have still not been stupid drunk together while arm in arm shouting milli vanilli lyrics as we walk some wet street without a single car to threaten our drunken egos!

what the fuck?
Kaleo Kaualoku





Aug 1 2008 2:32 PM

I shall return, and where our glorious hands of iron meet, a shockwave will emanate so powerful that they'll give your store a new number: G -0 (Ground Zero)

see you soon friend,
Kaleo
Kaleo Kaualoku





Jul 30 2008 2:30 PM

Dear Jeff,

Here's a story:

I was in Garland buying my brother some new cleats for his birthday at Dick's Sporting Goods when I had the revelation that there was a half-price books nearby with both Jeff Hernandez AND John Holt working in it. So, not knowing exactly where it was, my brother and I set out to find it.

We didn't have the good sense to ask anyone around if they knew where it was, so we aimlessly drove around looking for the store. I called Lacey at work and asked for directions, but all anyone knew was that it was in the Firewheel center.

Luckily, after 30 minutes of search, I spied it by chance across the highway. We went in and checked it out... pretty nice place. Then I found someone and asked if John or Jeff were there today. They said no. Now normally this kind of response to that kind of question leads to the original party being like "okay" and leaving. But deciding to break all social norms, I punched this person in the face. Hard.

The moral of story is that you should be there when I come to randomly visit, or people will get punched in the face.

regards,
Kaleo Kaualoku
Laceface!





Jul 26 2008 4:41 AM

I'm so bored! Watched any good videos lately?
Christina





Jul 22 2008 5:08 AM

I'm jealous you got to see the Old 97's, how were they?
Laceface!





Jul 20 2008 8:05 PM

jefffff you have to look at my awawaw bulletin! :D
Angeluv





Jul 19 2008 12:42 AM

Yo.
Cassidy





Jul 18 2008 3:16 AM

well...no picture because there is no emotion or expression that I can show right now
F. T. Bonnigan





Jul 17 2008 6:51 AM

I think a good name for a super villian would be ATTILA MORA: THE DESTROYA'
Maura loves you





Jul 15 2008 12:22 AM

I hope life is treating you well these days, Mr. H.

xoxoxoxoxo
Cassidy





Jul 13 2008 7:46 PM

JEFF....WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THAT FACE....alright fine...where is the gallon of milk :)
Cassidy