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Nick Turner
Blue / Musical Comedy / Stand-Up
"I am soooo gonna win this Turbo Tax Laugh off!"

Male
28 years old
Washington, DC
United States



Last Login:7/21/2008
Mood: working Mood Image
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Websitegonickturner.com
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    Nick Turner's Interests
GeneralI like performing comedy
Musicweezer, sublime, shins, anything by gordon getty
MoviesGrosse Point Blank, Boogie Nights, anything with Balthazar Getty
TelevisionThe State, Weeds, Scrubs, anything with Estelle Getty
Booksanything written by Matt Getty (alright, I had to google this one but he's totally an author)
HeroesAnyone who dies in a huge national tragedy is my hero. Especially those named Getty.
Groups: Comedians of MySpaceGMUNew York Underground ComicsComedians CornerClover Hill High SchoolThe Homeless Comic Experiment

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     Nick Turner's Details
Status:Single
Hometown:Richmond, VA
Body type:8' 11"
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Occupation:American

   Nick Turner's Schools
George Mason University
Fairfax,Virginia
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Ph.D.
Major: lovin'
Minor: the ladies
Clubs: fuck clubs.
 

1998 to 2000
Clover Hill High
Midlothian,Virginia
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1994 to 1998


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Clash of the Titans intro
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The Super Bowl Commercial
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We Need Chips
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Acid Test 12-2-06
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Nick Turner's Friends Comments
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(K)asino (B)ankrupted!





Jun 17 2008 8:47 AM

This one goes out to elective surgery!
Tyler





Jun 2 2008 7:38 AM

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Doin' it since 81 AND washin dishes!!





Apr 9 2008 7:49 PM

u like that dontcha.
thats ralphie mays doing ha ha
Doin' it since 81 AND washin dishes!!





Apr 7 2008 6:54 PM

i miss your skank ass when are u coming home
Boris T. Kaiser


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Mar 19 2008 3:36 PM

Hey Thanks for the comedy support!
I love your Super Bowl Commercial!

Boris T.
Kaiser
Doin' it since 81 AND washin dishes!!





Mar 2 2008 8:57 PM

fun
SeXy BiTcH





Mar 2 2008 12:05 PM

What's up bro'?
John





Feb 7 2008 3:53 PM

I'm in idaho, Idaho is the new DC
Eli





Feb 5 2008 7:53 AM

sup bro, hows sollys been goin? i keep trying to get out there after library/takoma station but havent been able to get out early enough yet. mayhaps tonight.
Slumber Party!





Jan 30 2008 2:49 PM

WHERE have you been?
DJ SpArKLe*





Jan 7 2008 8:25 AM

i just watched your superbowl commercial and laughed hard. hope things are going well in DC. call me if you are ever in richmond...
(K)asino (B)ankrupted!





Jan 5 2008 3:45 PM

Doooo youuuuuu still have my brownnnnnn pants?
Doin' it since 81 AND washin dishes!!





Jan 2 2008 2:47 PM

funny
DC Comedy: 4 Now





Dec 19 2007 10:11 AM

Sarah





Dec 16 2007 11:47 AM

the penguin says
Myspace Layouts, Myspace graphics
Myspace Graphics | Christmas Images | Myspace layouts


Doin' it since 81 AND washin dishes!!





Dec 13 2007 3:56 PM

well i cant say im happy that youre dead...but it is uplifting to know that communicating is still possible cus now i know i can haunt people. how are you by the way?
The Ninjas





Dec 13 2007 10:48 AM

Thanks for the add!
DENNY LIVE!





Dec 12 2007 2:03 PM

NICK,
THANKS FOR THE ADD!
I'M A BIG FAN OF YOUR WORK.

DENNY LIVE!
COMEDIAN/ACTOR/DUCKTAPER/KIDNAPPER
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Thirsty-Thursday.net





Dec 11 2007 11:00 PM

Beware the pants shark. He is ferocios!

Tim





Dec 5 2007 10:28 AM

You butt fart!! Ironically, i think someone did steal my identity - i saw that i had posted something about hooking up with hot singles. Oh, myspace, how i love you.

P.S. i know someone who thinks you're cute...and a butt fart.
Kat Wilderotter





Nov 24 2007 10:47 AM

jill





Nov 23 2007 2:46 AM

HELLO Nick!! I'm sure you had a nice Thanksgivings Day! Enjoy the rest of your weekend, I'll be thinking about you... By the way, as you know, here there isn't a holiday. But, we celebrated and I made my first feast. Yes, I'm proud...
Love,
Jill
Princess A. Love





Nov 20 2007 7:37 AM

=D
Alex





Sep 24 2007 2:35 PM

Hillary





Sep 21 2007 7:47 AM

How's your staph?

THUMBS UP HOES DOWN!!
PUT CHA THUMBS UP!!
Hillary





Sep 18 2007 9:58 AM

THUMBS UP HOES DOWN!!


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PUT CHA THUMBS UP!!
Brozos from other Mozos





Jul 10 2007 12:05 PM

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Marshall





Jul 3 2007 9:43 PM

Yeah, what he said.
Jessica





Jun 19 2007 7:56 AM

If you're wondering who's been searching for you on YouTube, it's me. I want to see more stuff, dammit!
Biz





Jun 14 2007 8:33 AM

All Hail Nick Turner! Thank you so much for being so awesome and helping with SketchFest NYC. I can safely say that it would not have happened without you. Sorry we broke you. Let's do it again next year.
Katie





Jun 9 2007 4:14 PM

Comments for MySpace


HA!
The Daley Planet





May 24 2007 10:09 AM

Holy sh!t. We gotta talk LOST.
Doin' it since 81 AND washin dishes!!





May 22 2007 2:51 PM

wee it really wasnt what u think - me and the hoff are tight, thats how i roll. so, i "demanded" u in richmond are u comming here ever? i expect some backstage passes. by the way i love we need chips.excellent work :)
Doin' it since 81 AND washin dishes!!





May 22 2007 3:23 AM

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Katie





May 20 2007 12:43 PM