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Artie Lange
"THE OFFICIAL ARTIE LANGE MYSPACE PAGE"

Male
40 years old
Union City, New Jersey
United States



Last Login: 7/7/2008
Mood: aggravated Mood Image
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  http://www.myspace.com/itsthewhiskeytalking  

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     Artie Lange's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Hometown:Union =, New Jersey
Body type:0' 0" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Mormon
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Some college
Occupation:Comedian, Actor, Writer, Radio Personality

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Beer Goggles
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Midgets vs. Black People
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My Worst Fears
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   Artie Lange's Blurbs
About me:

Visit my official website, and pick up my DVD while you are at it:


Check out my film "Beer League":

It will be available in stores January 2nd!

Help me out by putting the button on your MySpace and Blogs by cutting and pasting the following code:


www.artie-lange.com

You should also check out the official Beer League game:
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add to button to your MySpace and Blogs by cutting and pasting the following code:



Currently I'm on Sirius Radio with Howard Stern. I joined the show in 2001. I've also had small roles lately in movies such as Old School and Elf. I do stand up gigs across the country and produced a stand up concert DVD called 'ARTIE LANGE: It’s The Whiskey Talkin’. Currently, I have a movie I produced, wrote and star in called Beer League. It'll be on DVD January 2nd. So if you're not doing anything check it out. I promise, that while it won't win the same critical acclaim as Brokeback Mountain, it's not nearly as GAY.


Check out the Beer League forum on LiveMansion.com by clicking on the link below:

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Jul 8 2008 11:18 PM

Artie, my hero! and not the sandwich you fat fuck! Finally I get added. I have been digging your shit since Dirty Work thenMad Tv you coke head, then HOWARD. and that little role in Old School you reall y showed off your acting skills brother. But Beer League was awesome, and you gave love to Guided By Voices the best band in the world. Hit me up you Notorious B.I.G. rapping fat bastard.
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Jul 8 2008 10:10 PM

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Can you beat my score on the "Marvel Characters" quiz?












I got 80%. Can you do any better?




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Jul 8 2008 7:47 PM

Thanks for the add baby!!! come back to LA SOON!!
JZZ TECH





Jul 8 2008 6:50 PM

You rock Artie. Thanks for the add.
Monavie





Jul 8 2008 2:12 PM

THANKS FOR THE ADD! YOU DA MAN!

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Terry





Jul 8 2008 10:28 AM

Hey Artie, What's up? Why are you aggravated? Well whatever it is know that you are really loved and appreciated by your fans, esp the ones orginally from jersey! ;-) I know it is hard sometimes to see the good in your life because it is all relative. But just remember there are many of us struggling just to survive in today's insane world and you are a pretty young guy who has the world by the culonies (?spell?) so be HAPPY! Sorry but I can barely spell English so foreign languages really get butchered for me... Peace & hugs, Terry
T-Rex





Jul 8 2008 9:57 AM

Hey man, Stern is so full of shit when he rags on Imus for dressing like a cowboy. That old fuck thinks he's Joey Ramone, but actually looks more like big-bird with a dye job. Wait 10 years, I guarantee Stern will look way more embarrasing than Imus. I know you feel the same way, it must be hard putting up with that fuck & his sycophantic, ass-licking sidekick. Ride the wave dude.
Aubrey Lane





Jul 8 2008 9:17 AM

Thanx for the add Artie!
Kelly





Jul 8 2008 9:03 AM

Come to Seattle!!!!!!!!!!!
Lizabelle





Jul 8 2008 9:00 AM

Artie - glad you made it back safely! <3
Jilly





Jul 8 2008 7:27 AM

I was so excited that you are coming to SF. When I was purchasing the tickets with fees it was well over 150.00. I stopped the purchase.

I love you more than you will ever know but I need to think about that kind of cash before I hit that submit button.

They are raping your fans Artie (Teddy). If I thought you guys were getting the money I would be OK with it but we are being charged a really high service fee for them doing their job which is selling tickets.

I have never been one to bitch about this stuff but damn...

OK, I am done. :) Glad you are back safe and sound.
JessiKa Violet





Jul 8 2008 6:57 AM

JessiKa Violet..
Thanks for the friendship!:) -JessiKa xox
Papa J





Jul 8 2008 12:23 AM



Thank you from Hawaii!
Paradus





Jul 7 2008 11:07 PM

You are one funny funny man, Love your work sir.

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Jul 7 2008 10:49 PM

Hello, thanks for the acceptance! Im Jon, I run the LL message page.
I hope you have a good week! Drop by and visit the page sometime, I have some hot photos in the pics section! Why am I yelling?! I don't know! That's what everyone does, they yell everything in these messages! Ill talk to you later! I need a shot of Kahluah!
Big Trav & Big Travs Wife





Jul 7 2008 10:09 PM

Thanks for the add. Funny as hell. Great on Howard too. Have a good trip.
Doctor Ivan





Jul 7 2008 9:42 PM

Doctor Ivan





Jul 7 2008 9:41 PM

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Jul 7 2008 9:20 PM

Otis from Gassun Limited





Jul 7 2008 8:29 PM

Otis from Gassun Limited





Jul 7 2008 8:20 PM

Thanks for the add Artie! Hope you got a chance to visit our site and see how we're using the Gas-O-Matic to level the playing field for those of us lacking Will the Farter's finely tuned skills.
JASON





Jul 7 2008 6:41 PM

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It's all out of love man... Thank you to everyone who went to Iraq, you all are the shit.
JASON





Jul 7 2008 6:37 PM

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Ardie you are the Man....
Erich Schmidt





Jul 7 2008 5:57 PM

thanks for supporting the troops.
I was there in 2003, when comics/stars showed up it made us feel good for a moment
Michele





Jul 7 2008 5:39 PM

oh man...watched Dirty Work over the weekend...funny as hell!
Sticky





Jul 7 2008 5:31 PM

Yo Artie,

Thanks for joining our myspace. We're big fans! Did you know babies masturbate in the womb???
Check out: www. stickythemovie. com
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Jul 7 2008 4:42 PM

Artie why not check our TRADE FOR PICS blog. If interested get back to us and lets get started. See our current line here and at WWW. FACLOTHING. COM
Charles





Jul 7 2008 4:38 PM

Artie we need you in Cleveland! When you coming back?
Dr. Post A Lot -Don't EVER say HIPHOP is dead-





Jul 7 2008 4:23 PM

Peace from me DPA and ALMOST SEPTEMBER!
Check out all the shows and Thanks for the SUPPORT! !