Black Metal, Heavy Metal, Death Metal, Metal, Classic Rock etc
Black Sabbath - Dio - Deep Purple - Led Zeppelin - Pink Floyd - Motorhead - ACDC - Megadeth - Van Halen - Def Leppard - Iron Maiden - Guns 'N' Roses - Rob Zombie - Metallica - Pantera - Sepultura - King Diamond - Marilyn Manson - Rammstein - Cradle of Filth - Korn - Lamb of God - 8 Foot Sativa - Behemoth - Dawn of Azazel - Apokalyptik Goat Messiah - Godsmack - Perfect Circle - Slipknot - Vesperian Sorrow - Episode 13 - Disturbed - Evanescence - Belphegor - Slayer - Dark Religion ----- And the list goes on....
Too fucking many to list but you get my drift.
Movies
Exorcist - The Ring - House of 1000 Corpses - Chucky Series - etc
About me:
Infernal Pits is a website for all the dark worthy loyal souls roaming this earth who wish to be enlightened by the flame of chaos. You may add links, photos, articles and anything your heart is tempted to eat to Infernal Pits. You are summoned to join the Infernal Pits in the battle that is to come......
HELL VS. HEAVEN
Who I'd like to meet: The Infernal Pits welcomes all people of Gothic, Morbid and Satanic nature. We are recruiting Infernal Legions where you are able to join your webspace, website and myspace as a legion and as a rank, as you will be ranked into the Sacred 72 High Ranked Websites depending on your hits. We are also recruiting Warriors of Darkness for the upcoming battle between Hell and Heaven.
All featured bands and Artists will receive the Infernal Pits Honours Award:
If you would like to see your band featured on main page in The Infernal Pits, please email a brief bio of the band to Infernal Pits subject title as 'B.O.W', and also a selected song of your choice from your bands music or video, of course this would be the link hosted by you or I could download it from you. It will be played in Infernal Pits.
* GLAM METAL The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.
* BATTLE METAL The protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred brave footman, war chariots and a dozen elite warriors and, as a master tactician, flanks the dragon in a bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess gets bored and goes looking for the 'Heavy Metal' protagonist, again...
* NU METAL The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.
* EMO The protagonist sees the dragon and moans about how hard it will be to get the princess to fall in love with him, he gets eaten. The princess is very happy, because he was a whiny fag anyway.
* GRUNGE The protagonist doesn't get eaten by the dragon because he stinks too much from not washing his hair in months. The princess won't go near him either, and he ends up dying on the town hall steps with the other mosha's due to the over consumption of white cider.
* POP-PUNK The dragon can't eat the protagonist because he can't catch him because he keeps bouncing up and down. The princess won't f*ck him either, because he likes ska.
* DOOM METAL The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.
* GOTHIC METAL The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duet by adding the beast part, while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly he swallows up the pipe and accidently scorches the beauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell's eternity.
* PROGRESSIVE METAL The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 46 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives at the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year at the conservatory. The princess escapes and goes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.
* INDUSTRIAL METAL The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairytale land by security guards.
* SPEED METAL The protagonist is suddenly there, plays a short solo, dragon is confused, someone's screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she's been deflowered, dragon and princess are still looking for the one who did this.
* CHRISTIAN METAL The protagonist rides in on his way home from church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to 'thank' the protagonist he replies, 'sorry, but I don't believe in having sex before marriage'.
There is a beautiful princess trapped in a castle, guarded by a dragon. Here is the end of the story with different kinds of metalheads as knights.
* POWER METAL The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.
* THRASH METAL The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and F*cks her.
* HEAVY METAL The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks Jack Daniels and f*cks the princess, then wakes her up in the middle of the night and f*cks her again.
* FOLK METAL The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then they all leave... without the princess.
* VIKING METAL The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, f*cks the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.
* DEATH METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, f*cks the princess, f*cks the dragon, then leaves.
* BLACK METAL The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he f*cks the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.
* GORE METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, f*cks the princess and kills her.Then he f*cks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he f*cks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and f*cks it for the last time.
* GRIND METAL The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...
* DOOM METAL The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he
whats up my friend how are things well life is just draging im trying to speed things up but like i sead time has never benn on my sied i was in ventura trying to find a job but if i would of stayed i would of benn homeless fuck that shit i benn their and done that i dont want to retern to that life
