I Like Mustard
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"Elle and Paulina. Elle and Paulina."
Male
34 years old
AUSTIN, TEXAS
United States
Last Login:7/25/2008
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| General | Sneaking One-Hits in the Green Room, Doin it (and doin it (and doin it well)), Finding New Street Art, One Upping All of Your Interests (you fucking loser!), Pretending I Have a Doctor's Appointment and then Pissing Away the Afternoon, iPod + Public Transpo = Dollar Entertainment, Writing Fake 'Big Ups' Letters to Bill O'Reilly, Watching Bill Read My Fake Letter On-Air, Trying to Not Get Smoke in Your Eyes, Feeling Superior, Eating All This Fucking Candy, and Counting All My Money | | Music | Too busy counting money and eating candy to listen to music. | | Movies | I'm pretty much over the whole DP thing, and I just trashed most of my "7 the hard way" Euro-series (what's with the fucking tennis shoes?), but I'm really starting to enjoy the creampie stuff. And amateurs, of course. | | Television | Trigger Happy TV, The Office, People's Court, The O'Reilly Factor | | Books | Diary of an Underacheiver, Donald Bartheleme short stories, Get Your War On | | Heroes | The Guy Who's Fucking Ann Coulter (Holy shit, dude! How you must giggle when you're done.) |
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DAN BROWN, The Southern Gentlmen's leauge of Gentlemenly Southerners, MyRobot, Team B-I-N-G-O!, Doug Stanhope Underground, Second Sunday Sock Hop!, GameShow!, People who want to hump John Merriman
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I Like Mustard's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Zodiac Sign: | Capricorn | | Occupation: | Infotainer |
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About me:
Comedy Central Clip
Holy shit, I am so smart! Seriously! Thank you Google. I try to deliver when it comes to finger-humping. Rumple makes me gag. I have trouble expressing feelings. Luby's mac and cheese is awesome; I am it's bitch. I secretly love JT's Rock Your Body, but would never admit it. I am rational to a fault. I turn people on to new foods. I laugh at inappropriate moments. You know that 'whatever' you totally want? Well, I already have one. It pay$ to be rich.
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Who I'd like to meet:
All my Triple Crown hopes: Smarty Jones, Menarchos, War Emblem, and Funny Cide. I'd have them to dinner. And then tie their hooves together and make them fight to the death with butter knives. Just like in the 'Beat It' video. The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear. I might also do the same thing with the 'Other Guys' from Pet Shop Boys, Wham!, Tears for Fears, and Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
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