Michael
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"I'd wake up with blood on my ass & we'd all get high"
Male
30 years old
Friedens, Pennsylvania
United States
Last Login: 9/4/2008
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Mood:
amused
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Michael's Interests
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| General | Roller Coasters, Trivia, Cereal | | Music | The Queers, Talking Heads, They Might Be Giants, MTX, Pixies, Minor Threat, The Kinks, Fugazi, The Clash, John Tesh | | Movies | Dr. Strangelove, American Beauty, 2001 A Space Odyssey, Resevoir Dogs, Apocolypse Now, All the Usual Suspects, Trainspotting, Monty Python And The Holy Grail, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes | | Television | The Office, Father Ted, Simpsons, Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, South Park, Strangers With Candy, Kids In The Hall, Sealab,The Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman, Penn & Teller's Bullsh!t, Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom | | Books | 1984, Animal Farm, Catch-22, Tale of Two Cities, The Great Gatsby, Wuthering Heights, Betty Crocker's Guide to Microwave Cooking | | Heroes | The guy that stood in front of the tank in Tiananmen Square, Thomas Paine, and Celine Dion |
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Michael's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Pittsburgh | | Body type: | 6' 0" | | Religion: | Atheist | | Zodiac Sign: | Aquarius | | Children: | I don't want kids | | Occupation: | Toupee Adjuster |
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Michael's Schools
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North Star Hs
Boswell, PA
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Major: linoleum farming and advanced studies
Minor: corn
Clubs: People for The Ethical Treatment of Andy Griffith
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Michael is a multi-cellular organism
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About me:
I awoke in a dumpster outside of a Kentucky Fried Chicken in 1978. Dragged to safety by a Scottish terrier, I think her name was Jimmy, and she raised me as her own. Together we went to work in the Moscow Sorghum Mines. Jimmy was quickly caught up in a life of international tungsten smuggling. They found pieces of her body all over the Finnish Coast. In the mid 1980’s I was off to fight in the Spanish Civil War, but to my surprise Francisco Franco was still dead. I spent the next fifteen years perfecting a toaster/alarm clock hybrid. But my dreams were shattered by the passage of NAFTA and cheap toast flooded across the Canadian border. Now I sell beer in south-western Pennsylvania.
Please read my blogs....I put like 5 minutes into each one. And feel free to AIM me at Icopasetic. But not during Days Of Our Lives...that's My Time. And if you could leave your best gravy recipes in my comment box I'd appreciate it.
Come play trivia with me at interactrivia.com , look for ico.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Ray Davies, David Letterman, David Byrne, Norm Macdonald, Colin Quinn, Amy Sedaris, Jerry Seinfeld, and the corpse of Carlos Mencia
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