Ovenman
"OVENMAN: A Novel"

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G-ville, Florida
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Last Login:7/23/2008
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Generalfishing, velocity, girls
Music13Ghosts, Agent Orange, Asshole Parade, Eric Bachman, Bad Brains, Band of Horses, Buju Banton, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Descendents, Dag Nasty, Get-Up Kids, Hot Snakes, Metroschifter, Modest Mouse, Operation Ivy, Radon, Chuck Ragan, Seaweed, Slayer, Straightener, White Stripes, Hank Williams, Amy Winehouse
TelevisionDiscovery Channel, fire, PBS
BooksNew books you should get now: Are You There God? It's Me, Kevin by Kevin Keck, Lady Lazarus by Andrew Altschul, 6 Sick Hipsters by Rayo Casablanca, Twenty Grand by Rebecca Curtis, The Sabotage Cafe by Joshua Furst, Pyres by Derek Nikitas

Also: Oedipus Wrecked by Kevin Keck, Barney's Crew by Sean Carswell, Before You She Was a Pitbull by Elizabeth Ellen, Open Curtain by Brian Evenson, Corpus Christi by Bret Anthony Johnston, Next Door Lived a Girl by Stefan Kiesbye, American Youth by Phil Lamarche, Homeland by Sam Lipsyte, Rabbit Punches by Jason Ockert, The Lone Surfer of Montana Kansas by Davy Rothbart, In Persuasion Nation by George Saunders

All-time favs: The Girl in the Flammable Skirt by Aimee Bender, Another Good Lovin' Blues by Arthur Flowers, Bad Behavior by Mary Gaitskill, Jesus's Son by Denis Johnson, The Unbearable Lightness of being by Milan Kundera, 100 Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, A Werewolf Problem in Central Russia and Other Stories by Victor Pelevin, CivilWarLand in Bad Decline by George Saunders, and a shitload more

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Status:Single
Body type:0' 0" / Slim / Slender
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Occupation:Night Manager



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About me:

"You can get a job anywhere in America if you can handle a grill."
—Harry Crews

Ovenman is a comic skateboarder/kitchen worker novel by Jeff Parker. There is a website with video blackout scenes by designer Ryan Molloy and songs by Bradley Armstrong @ www.iamovenman.com

"Jeff Parker is a writer who understands that voice is the doorway to all true beauty in fiction. Tight, wry, dark, and deeply funny—he is a master of the hyper-compressed sentence that explodes with more meaning and nuance than should be possible. Ovenman is a welcome addition to the literature of the lovably hapless by a young writer with talent to burn."
—George Saunders, author of Pastoralia and In Persuasion Nation

"Funny, soulful, and energetic, Ovenman is wonderful."
—Mary Gaitskill, author of Veronica

"Rarely are mopping and pizza dough so pleasingly rendered. Even inside When's world of chaos, Parker's novel pushes forward with grace. This is a delight of a debut."
—Aimee Bender, author of Willful Creatures and An Invisible Sign of My Own

"Mr. Parker has written a weirdly attractive life of people one thought had no life, the pierced and tatted Xtremes. Creepy, convincing, hooty, and fun. The movie will be scary."
—Padgett Powell, author of Edisto

"In his utterly original Ovenman, Parker has created a time capsule of the nineties in Central Florida and an ode to the mysteries and hopes and acrobatics of youth. When Thinfinger, the skateboarding philosopher at the heart of this terrific novel, is brilliantly acerbic and uncommonly insightful. And awfully, awfully funny. Here's a brief note of which I hope he'd approve: This novel really cooks. Read it tonight."
—Bret Anthony Johnston, Director of Creative Writing, Harvard University

Also by Jeff Parker: The Back of the Line

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Jul 8 2008 9:57 AM

Hey Jeff
Thank you so much for adding us as your friend-- in return if there is anything we can do to better feature you/your work on our website, or add to your author profile (different picture, bio, etc.) please let us know! At BooksOnBoard we strive to be your friend with benefits (book benefits that is). Keep up the wonderful work!

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William Walsh





Jun 16 2008 9:05 AM

In celebration of Bloomsday today, June 16th, check out “Potato I Have” at ELIMAE. It’s a derived text that tracks Joyce’s use of the potato - a talisman for Bloom - in Ulysses.

And, if you’re in the mood for more Joycean derivations, check out “Gate. Safe!” at Admit Two, which tracks the theme of safety and recurring gates imagery throughout Joyce's Ulysses The moment in the book that inspired me occurs in the eighth episode, Lestrygonians: “Gate.
Safe!”
Abram





May 21 2008 2:41 PM



Can you beat my score on the "do you love 80's cartoons?" quiz?








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May 15 2008 4:16 PM

been a while since we we "talked".
How's it going? How's the knee?
PROPERTY OF EDDIE VEDDER





Apr 30 2008 11:14 AM

Hello? Am I on?
Pistol





Apr 7 2008 8:56 AM

just a little over a month til boston!
Keyhole Magazine





Apr 3 2008 4:21 PM


keyhole website
DOGZPLOT





Apr 3 2008 12:19 PM

my man, it was nice seeing you again last night, sorry i had to split early. enjoyed the reading. you know DOGZPLOT would make a good home for one of your stories. i know i know. had to pitch it.
god bless
Jess





Apr 1 2008 5:32 AM

Hulllllo from Tally. Think it will be my last time until November.
You better be here then for my bonfire!
elizabeth ellen





Mar 15 2008 9:08 AM

i wish you'd danced *less* at awp, man...
Walkabout Jones





Mar 14 2008 4:25 PM

I do a site you might dig. It's all about art, music, literature, and we're taking a firsthand look at medical marijuana in California. Check it out and spread the love.

Carpe Diem,
WJ




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Pistol





Mar 6 2008 9:00 AM

did you hear that gary gygax (creator of d&d) died on tuesday?
PROPERTY OF EDDIE VEDDER





Feb 14 2008 4:59 AM

HAPPY VEDDER-TINE'S DAY!
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jojo





Feb 7 2008 3:17 AM

:) i loved your book.
Daisy





Feb 4 2008 10:27 PM

Thanks for the add from Daisy Dooley

Great good luck with Ovenman!
Tayari Jones





Feb 4 2008 5:27 PM

Hey Cutie,
Love those elevator lips.
xo, T
joseph





Jan 29 2008 8:56 PM

That is a ukelele and i firmly believe that everyone will have one in the future....the banjo conspirators will be crushed....later boss!
joseph





Jan 27 2008 10:36 AM

Thanks for the add!
ro6o





Jan 19 2008 10:11 AM

I think the translation is a major player and if you wanna give the Bros K another try you should check out "A New Translation by Richard Pevear and Larissa Volokhonsky" (circa 1990).

Also, thanks for the suggested reading.
William Walsh





Jan 16 2008 8:02 AM

Hi, Jeff. How have you been. Directing your attention to “Potato I Have” at ELIMAE. It’s a derived text that tracks Joyce’s use of the potato - a talisman for Bloom - in Ulysses.
ro6o





Jan 6 2008 5:34 PM

I promise to find your book and read it after I finish The Brothers Karamazov (which might be a while in book-time).
La Pauline





Jan 4 2008 2:12 PM

Methinks it was your birthday a few days ago. You're what, now...47??
Be Good





Jan 4 2008 10:16 AM

You are way cooler than I can ever hope to be.
Igor





Jan 4 2008 6:20 AM

As always i forgot and i'm an idiot,but anyway s dnem rogdenija moi drug uraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Chad Simpson





Jan 3 2008 1:21 PM

Happy birthday, Parker.

Classes start here today, and I would thus love to go and throw back a four horsemen of the apocalypse or seven with you.
Dead Guy Interviewer





Jan 3 2008 8:58 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OVENMAN!
Hope you have a fantastic new year – and thanks for bein’ a friend.
FYI, the book is finally out!


Check Out the Book Here!
Stay in touch,
Michael



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Jan 3 2008 5:55 AM

Happy Birthday Bitch!
Now get drinking like my man Vedder...
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Sin





Jan 3 2008 5:34 AM

Happy Birthday Parker---*muah*
Yes, Yes, Cherries: Stories by Mary Otis





Jan 2 2008 11:18 AM

Jeff!

Happiest of birthdays to you, and every wish for a swell year, besides. From a fellow Capricorn...Friar Otis
William Walsh