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HUMAN KEBAB
Tropical / Regional Mexican / Healing & EasyListening

"HARDCORE COMPETENCY"

Toronto, Ontario
Canada

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Last Login:  5/16/2008
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   HUMAN KEBAB: General Info
Member Since4/5/2005
Band Websitehumankebabmusic.com
Band MembersHUMAN KEBAB
InfluencesUBIQUITOUS SYNERGY SEEKER Sandwich Phone Chasing Tail AMESSOFUNKLES Team of Captains Leanne Attack Mayor McCA Gang Starr Black Flag Leonard Cohen Avril Lavigne Converge Bad Brains Silent Seymour Grand:PM Crush Luther Protest The Hero Underground Operations Raising the Fawn Scott Remila Rick Jackett Vince Rice DJ Cyber-Rap Big Boy Bytch Kyddy Sean Ward Wizard of Rock Mr.Furious Sunny D Dusty Roberts DJ Premier Chuck Topping
Sounds LikeLeonard Cohen on 4 Red Bulls pulled over on the side of the road at the world's loudest Punk Festival featuring Iron Maiden being spun on Vinyl by DJ Premier while drums from all over the world sit on lawnchairs admiring Sasha and Mark Oliver bootlegs...respectively
Record LabelRun-of-the-mill Office Depot labels affixed to CD
Type of LabelNone





   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Jul 12 2008 12:00P
EDGEFEST - USS @ Downsview Park Toronto, Ontario

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   About HUMAN KEBAB
I got this whole garage rap thing. I am the turbulent turntablist and hypeman for Ubiquitous Synergy Seeker (USS) and Sean Ward. Sean Ward & The Realness - I WAS MADE FOR THIS Ed The Sock - Human Kebab

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Get this video and more at MySpace.com HUMAN KEBAB is a spit of disgusting dark humour bits and putrid-powered performance pieces. Rap written and conceived of in a garage juxtaposed with computer speaker pumped hardcore nuggets dipped in pop sauce. HUMAN KEBAB has played hundreds of shows all over in ridiculous venues and with absolutely brilliant and stupidly obvious bands, artists and colleagues. The list is to hard to imagine or actually read with a heavy case of ADD (posers).

   HUMAN KEBAB's Friend Space (Top 24)
HUMAN KEBAB has 666 friends.
 ebony 


 USS (Ubiquitous Synergy Seeker) 


 Matt Woo 


 kaitlyn 


 mystery&romance 


 calculon the third 


 Sean Ward 


 B.A. Johnston 


 Madd Hattere 


 Mr. Furious 


 silent seymour 


 Cadence Weapon 


 Poisonous Glass 


 Chris B. Chicken 


 James Black 


 Finger Eleven 


 Protest The Hero- FORTRESS OUT NOW! 


 Proposterous 


 the count cottonfoot 


 The Nuclear City 

Is Online
 Mayor McCa 


 Holy Fuck 


 Sin-Cere 


 DJ PREMIER 





HUMAN KEBAB's Friends Comments
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Nina





May 7 2008 11:20 AM

I'm having an open house showcase for my jewellery designs that evening, but it ends at 9. I think I might have to swing by after I'm through w/ the bling...
Nina





May 6 2008 10:37 PM

So when & where are YOU spinning?
Vanessa





May 4 2008 9:41 PM

Lets toss some toast!
Jimmy Knocks





Apr 28 2008 7:34 PM

I am coming out to the next show damnit I cant believe I havent seen you live yet... anyways bro stay up!

J. Knocks
The Nuclear City


Is Online


Apr 24 2008 8:56 PM

human kebab album, 2017?
Oystar





Apr 22 2008 6:55 AM

HUMAN KEBAB!
Just stopping by to let you know 2 things! Firstly, we've put some new tunes up since you last said hi, so come and let us know what you think! Second, that there's going to be a brilliant night on at the Purple Turtle in Camden this Saturday (26th April). So if you happen to be in London, or you know anyone who wants a fantastic night out - We'll be supporting the fantastic Lancashire Hotpots who are heading down for a rare trip south - they're like nothing you've ever heard this side of watford. Check them out at myspace.com/thelancashirehotpots, don't forget your phone wallet keys and come and have a good chuckle while you dance!

Plus for our set we've got some exciting guests playing with us including Clem on funky guitar solos, Olly on trombone and Chlo on Cello. It's the biggest incarnatioon yet!

Go to glasswerk.co.uk/tickets to book your ticket now as it looks likely to sell out.

Kev xx
Oystar
danes





Apr 21 2008 9:05 PM

Did you hear about how your girl was falling all over me at Bowman's party???!!!
Dwight S. Huggins





Apr 20 2008 8:26 PM

HK!

Cheers champ, an honour having you here, be well, and do enjoy the library/blog's contents, here's hoping that it'll inspire you, as your creative spirit has inspired mine, sweet dreams then...

DSH
=^..^=
The Nuclear City


Is Online


Apr 1 2008 9:37 PM

it's coming.
SUGARTWIN





Mar 29 2008 9:15 AM

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo

HI!
Tony & Liz @ Scratchitti





Mar 27 2008 12:11 PM

Thanks for the add.

scratchitti.net
Poisonous Glass





Mar 26 2008 7:53 PM

hey dude! when are you back in town again? We need your voice on waterslide to hell! Can't wait. The album is sounding retarded. We'll get drunk and listen to the rest of what we've got done too. Miss you dude!
Trash Gordon





Mar 22 2008 6:42 PM

yo what up we should collab can u master??
MINORITY(NEW SONGS UP!)





Mar 14 2008 3:16 PM

Hey! Wanna hear us play LIVE? We are on the Dave and Chuck Show, Sunday March 16th at noon till 2 (eastern time). We will be playing BRAND NEW SONGS!!! These tracks will be unleashed on the world for the first time. So on Sunday tune into www.daveandchuckshow.com and hear MINORITY LIVE!!!
Thanks for your support,
=MINORITY=
[spread the word]
ebony





Feb 26 2008 9:15 PM

2 more sleeps....
Val





Feb 2 2008 6:53 AM

Hey what's up dude?!
Caught the interview, good job n' congrats!! All the best in the new year!
-Val
danes





Jan 27 2008 2:35 PM

check, check, check it out...
my profile song, yo
I can't stop!!!
Me love it.
Me no feel good.
Trash Gordon





Jan 26 2008 4:41 PM

WAT UP JUST COMIN THROUGH TO SAY WAT UP
Amy





Jan 21 2008 6:12 PM

hey my friend Emily saw your profile and thinks youre hot, she asked me to have you to contact her on msn messenger at avitty21home@hotmail.com thanks she said shes waiting
Mad Gadgets!





Jan 14 2008 9:59 AM

no shit?! thats wicked man. whats it like working with ed the sock?? ... hey any plans of coming to Peterborough again any time soon, I missed your show at splice when you were down. an ed the sock hot tub party would be a dream come true.

lazer,

br of mad gadgets!
Mad Gadgets!





Jan 10 2008 11:38 AM

as if you were on ed's night party!! thats dope.

lazer,
mad gadgets!
Lonely Vagabond





Jan 10 2008 3:05 AM

Just wishing The Kebab a Happy New Year....
music is art





Jan 6 2008 8:48 PM

happy new year :)
The Nuclear City


Is Online


Jan 4 2008 9:37 PM

They hiring out there?


shoes show cough cough
B.A. Johnston





Jan 3 2008 11:00 PM

lay some pipe (line) for me buddy.
Chart





Jan 3 2008 6:54 AM

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Cheers!
Poisonous Glass





Jan 2 2008 12:31 AM

February 1st..........


Poisonous Glass is playing Baby Dolls Strip Club.

There will be strippers and stripping....


most retarded show ever
The Nuclear City


Is Online


Jan 1 2008 12:51 AM

but with apprenticing with you can make it better, stronger, faster, we have the technology to rebuild.
SHA R♥N AH





Dec 30 2007 8:11 PM

yeah as MATT below me said "why did i show up" lol glad i had the chance to come and see you rock the stage it was a great first timer for me to have met you and witness one of your stupid crazy moment ...

keep pn rockin' brotha

Namaste

xo

Oh yes and HAPPY NEW YEAR
all the best for 008
Madd Hattere





Dec 30 2007 8:35 AM

That show last night should have been called... why did I show up?!?!?

Stupidly awesomely incredible again my friend... And thanks for slipping your balls in my mouth when you scratched the table with my nogging.

CARPE DIEM.

-HATTERE
Lonely Vagabond





Dec 29 2007 11:40 PM

Just wishing you a Seasons Greetings you double-barreled beer-swilling party-animal. The Human Kebab is a Human Kabbalah.
The Nuclear City


Is Online


Dec 29 2007 3:29 PM

USS kicked ass last night, unfortunatley I can's see ya at the silver dollar tonight.
Trash Gordon





Dec 13 2007 6:53 AM

yo this is hollys brother check my shit
Solo R.E.D.





Dec 7 2007 4:02 PM

ULTIIIIMMMAAAATTTEEE

WWWWAAAARRRRRRRIIIIOOORRRR!!!!


Awesome J.. Fuckin' Awesome!!!!