Howard
"The Man Who Ate Everything. "

Male
33 years old
CAMBRIDGE, Massachusetts
United States



Last Login:7/24/2008
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    Howard's Interests
GeneralI'm hungry.
MusicThe Fall, P16.D4, Birchville Cat Motel, Fela Kuti, Heathen Shame, Major Stars, Overhang Party, Small Cruel Party, Steely Dan, Kousokouya, nmperign, Wolf Eyes, The Wolfgang Press, The Soft Boys, Seht, Magazine, G*Park, Talking Heads, Mission of Burma, Nerve Net Noise, The Smiths, Cabaret Voltaire, Billy Joel, Incapacitants, Pumice, CCCC, Smersh, The Cherry Point, Kapotte Muziek, Cloama, Failing Lights ...
MoviesDuck Soup, Fast Cheap and Out of Control, The Big Sleep, Aguirre: the Wrath of God, The Third Man.
TelevisionNot really.
BooksI've got 'em.
HeroesNo thank you.

     Howard's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Oceanside, NY
Body type:5' 7"
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Book Publicist & Avant-Garde Record Executive
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Howard's Schools
Massachusetts College Of Art
Boston, MA
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Media Art
 

2002 to 2004
University Of Florida
Gainesville, FL
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English
 

1996 to 1998
University Of South Florida
Tampa, FL
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
 

1993 to 1995

   Howard's Companies
Intransitive Recordings
Cambridge, MA US


Harvard Common Press
Boston, MA US
Publicity Director




Howard will have a new piece on "Zelphabet", vol. H

Howard's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

Stelzer / Guthrie / Armstrong shows, May 10 to 13  (view more)

two shows in April at The Middle Eats (Cambridge, MA)  (view more)

awesome reviews of "Bond Inlets"!  (view more)

HS & Illusion of Safety in Chicago 3/16  (view more)

two new CDs out NOW!  (view more)

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   Howard's Blurbs
About me:
Kickin' ass 24/7....
Who I'd like to meet:
Calvin Trillin. Julie Kavner. MFK Fisher. Elizabeth Falkner. Errol Morris.

   Howard's Friend Space (Top 12)
Howard has 398 friends.
 brendan 


 jsullivan 


 ning nong 


 David 


 freida abtan 


 C Spencer Yeh 


 Wayne Rogers 


 Pugilist Pictures 


 Little Enjoyer 


 Mike Shiflet 


 Lethe / Kuwayama Kiyoharu 


 Chris 





Howard's Friends Comments
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Benny





Jul 19 2008 11:00 PM

ning nong





Jul 5 2008 11:04 AM

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Electronic SubSouth





Jun 17 2008 3:19 PM

I saw one of your old industrial/ebm cds at Sharpe's on Saturday.
That Young Gods disc has been sitting there for what... 10 or more years?

I might buy it if it's still there in 2010.
Noellbell





Jun 17 2008 2:06 PM

Howie loves cucumber sorbet. He got his wife and kids addicted too. Now it's all they talk about. What a wild bunch.
Wendy





Jun 11 2008 3:09 PM

i guess it's good you're not in fl anymore...or in az.
Tell me about california!
kyle bobby dunn





May 7 2008 10:52 PM

also, bond inlets has helped me through the winter and made me reflect on some certain deeply buried personal defects.
kyle bobby dunn





May 7 2008 10:50 PM

where in New York are you playing? let's get together.
Jarrod Fowler





Apr 29 2008 7:21 AM

word
ishimura





Apr 21 2008 1:37 AM

thank you for the add.


greeting from Osaka.
-shinya ishimura
Food





Apr 8 2008 3:32 PM

want to go dog hunting?

sincerely,
luke
Mr. Budd





Mar 30 2008 12:44 PM

Mr. Budd





Mar 25 2008 8:17 AM

SOLID
[nc]





Mar 23 2008 11:54 AM

I was physically punished by "God" for missing your performance. Believe me.
ben collins





Mar 22 2008 7:41 PM

So you know: Bond Inlets, when I put it in the cd player and make it go, offs my head and subjugates my ears to thick clumpy pleasantries.

So.
Matt Mitchell





Mar 19 2008 1:17 PM

hey! Bond Inlets is great!
Jarrod Fowler





Mar 11 2008 5:51 AM

music
Students of Decay





Feb 18 2008 4:32 AM

howie!
was sipping these this weekend:
<>
freida abtan





Jan 29 2008 8:15 PM

howard is so very modest.
bow before him.
sawako





Jan 10 2008 12:12 PM

happy new year !
hope to see you soon. . . i still live in nyc.
sawako
Sten Ove Toft





Jan 7 2008 5:08 AM

Hello Mr. Goddamn Cool! Hope to come to Boston in 2008!
DALE LLOYD





Jan 6 2008 9:34 PM

Thanks so much Howie!
You do the same!

As I sit here with my tooth aching,
that makes me feel a little better! :)
Argh, I've got a root canal plus other procedures to look forward to this week...

VIVA LA PHYSICAL FORMATS!!!

Bests,
Dale
Lethe / Kuwayama Kiyoharu





Jan 5 2008 7:09 AM

Hello Howard

thanks for add !!

i'll send package at next week

best
freida abtan





Jan 2 2008 7:34 AM

bunnies.
i clearly miss you a lot.
BIRCHVILLE CAT MOTEL





Dec 30 2007 7:24 PM

DEWD! cant tell you how wrong it feels not to be in boston for new years... its just not right! thats how wrong. Happy New Year Howie. Loveyaman. C
miles





Nov 25 2007 12:14 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYY
Magic is Küntmaster





Nov 23 2007 9:09 AM

happy bday!
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Action Research





Nov 16 2007 8:29 AM

That sounds like a great plan. I'll get some ideas and time frames together and be in touch!
Action Research





Nov 16 2007 6:52 AM

It pleases me to see "road trips" listed in your general interests.

How about a Florida tour in 2008?

:D
Majutsu no Niwa/OVERHANG PARTY





Nov 3 2007 11:38 PM

Thank you for the request.
Pugilist Pictures





Oct 29 2007 5:09 PM

Howard is the BEST there is...
He spins me twice round.. baby... twice round...
I dig his music!
[-hyph-]





Oct 20 2007 9:01 AM

Hello Mr.Stelzer
Thanks for requesting
Kind regards
from Berlin,
Nicolas---
Electronic SubSouth





Oct 4 2007 8:58 AM

So Howie... when do you want to do your Gainesville Homecoming show?
bowerbird.org





Sep 10 2007 1:03 AM



ophibre





Sep 6 2007 3:16 PM

BIRCHVILLE CAT MOTEL





Sep 1 2007 10:47 PM

duuuude. forget GROWING it... I just woke up one morning and it was THERE! What a MAN! i see by your photo you are still trying... well good luck with that. Maybe ANOTHER month?
freida abtan





Sep 1 2007 3:45 PM

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PseudoArcana





Jul 24 2007 9:10 PM

Hey Howie,
Hows tricks??
I may be back over your way later this year...
kyle bobby dunn





Jul 17 2007 7:40 PM

you were right about being the coolest person this side of the mississippi. enjoy the rest of the summer and come to canada soon bro hon.
luv
kb dunn
SUDDEN INFANT





May 3 2007 4:11 AM

brendan





Apr 14 2007 8:59 AM

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Little Enjoyer





Apr 1 2007 1:45 PM

howie pizza
[nc]