Jesus
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Female
87 years old
The Brum, The anal region
United ArabEmirates



Last Login:7/25/2008
Mood: sweaty Mood Image
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/horrifical  

    Jesus's Interests
GeneralMUSIC MUSIC MUSIC!!!! And computing, programming, circuitry, 3D animation, 2D animation, Digital designing, Photoshopping!
MusicI play the guitar, a fuck load. I'm not particularly brilliant but I think I'm getting ok. I've been learning more theory lately than shred cause I wanna effect peoples moods xD! I also play: Drums Didgeridoo Bass Piano Synths Vocals (I suck major ass at this) Harmonica
MoviesPretty much ANY manga film (Except hentai cause they suck shit), Anything sci-fi, comedies that aren't american (unless its american pie) and horrors occasionally (cause unfortunately they scare the shit out of me ahahah)
TelevisionSucks extreme ass
BooksI don't read much cause I have a very short attention span, I get through the odd magazine every now and again though.
Groups: Super Mega Fantastic Cheese Lovers Of Cheddar!The Alchys Of Bromsgrove

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     Jesus's Details
Status:Divorced
Here for:Dating, Serious Relationships
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Birmingham
Body type:8' 11" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:Pacific Islander
Religion:Muslim
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Expecting
Occupation:Musician
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Jesus's Schools
Colmers Farm School
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
Degree: None
 

2003 to Present

   Jesus's Networking
Music - Production - Songwriter
I make music! I'll be adding some tracks to a solo myspace soon enough :D



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About me:
haha emz here! i hacked jakes myspace =D

Er... I see. I have to write about myself eh? Well.. I'm Jake, I'm 16, although my profile says I'm 87. Also though my profile say I'm woman... I am a man, although I have long hair like woman yes? Eventually my long woman hair will grow to the bottom of my back, which would be immense! I bum off music to a very large extent... I cannot think of anything else to say, I bid ye farewell for now.
Who I'd like to meet:


   Jesus's Friend Space (Top 16)
Jesus has 138 friends.
 Jake Gabb 


 GERG 


 Jon!!! 


 MaggotBrad 


 .[Lauz-E]. 


 Josh!! 


 - Emz - 


 Roger 


 Rock and Roll 


 paul 


 My fist, Your mouth, Her scars 


 [Tokio].Kirsti.[Passion]...FBC<3 


 Insanity Drive(Shows wanted) 


 Plan9 


 Still Life 


 EVILE - Enter the Grave OUT NOW 





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Jon!!!





Jul 25 2008 8:55 AM

oh my geese, i say hello
how goes beebo?
Steve n Tiger





Jul 23 2008 11:17 AM

Goin on a picnic, you got any spare loaves, fish and wine??? The last picnic...
Casey☮


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Jul 20 2008 6:25 AM

:) u okkkkkkkk?
Casey☮


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Jul 20 2008 5:20 AM

boo :D
Casey





Jul 20 2008 5:19 AM

boo :D
- Emz -





Jul 18 2008 3:53 PM

EMO
Jon!!!





Jul 18 2008 9:47 AM

haha you should! how you doing man? talk back =)
Jon!!!





Jul 18 2008 6:42 AM

"and then there was nothing, as the 15 inch baguette buried itself in his eye socket, he collapsed and god came unto him...all over his face"
excerpt from "the bible according to jon" out now on penguin publishings
Jon!!!





Jul 16 2008 4:36 PM

meeeaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
god i love packy =)
it's the best!!!
i want one all to myself! to pet, and hug, and just go "AWWWWW" at
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Jul 15 2008 12:49 PM

thats gd!
ermm...im ok thx just abit tired
x
Jon!!!





Jul 15 2008 11:09 AM

haha so do i! is it a girl or a boy?
Jon!!!





Jul 15 2008 10:51 AM

lmfao! i'll get it!!! believe me!
in fact, i'm sure my moms played that game on the internet!
cause she had isis then a little green cat... which resembled packy xD
hmmm
Jon!!!





Jul 15 2008 10:40 AM

LMFAO!!! I WANT ONE! my cats on my lap!
i may dub her nick name "packy"
hahahaa!
wow!
how mint is that pussy!
Jon!!!





Jul 15 2008 10:18 AM

LMFAO! makka pakka Photobucket
"You've unlocked paki!"
haha harsh!
i want that cat =(
Jon!!!





Jul 15 2008 9:54 AM

oh you turtle, how goes? thanks for today xD was well fun bled!
w.b
x
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Jul 15 2008 3:45 AM

lmaoo awwww
i can tell yu wer kinda bored :/
hehe
hows yu anyways?
x
Jon!!!





Jul 8 2008 4:08 PM

Photobucket
- Emz -





Jun 30 2008 2:58 PM

ps. WITH NO CHAVS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO XD XD

xx
- Emz -





Jun 30 2008 2:58 PM

haha yep, just one big happy family =D lol

xx
[Tokio].Kirsti.[Passion]...FBC<3





Jun 28 2008 7:56 AM

lmao okay xD n yeah kirsti_and_sum1@hotmail.co.uk
i think its shit and old but yeah =P
xoxo
[Tokio].Kirsti.[Passion]...FBC<3





Jun 28 2008 7:33 AM

Lmao!!! Haha!! Bless ya! there was nothin to worry about hehe, it was just between us lot xD
xoxo
[Tokio].Kirsti.[Passion]...FBC<3





Jun 28 2008 7:24 AM

I KNOW!! =[[ i wanted to go completely off my head...but that didnt happen *Grrr* lol
xoxo
[Tokio].Kirsti.[Passion]...FBC<3





Jun 28 2008 7:15 AM

lol n me!! it was freaking awesome!! cant wait to do it again Lmao!! xD
xoxo
[Tokio].Kirsti.[Passion]...FBC<3





Jun 28 2008 7:09 AM

Lmao! hay Jake!!
tis all good thanx xD how about you?
xoxo
.[Lauz-E].





Jun 24 2008 5:24 AM

Jake smells of bus seats :D
How you doing?
xD
xox
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Jun 22 2008 10:49 AM

arr wow!! kwwllness :D

haha...yhh yu shud speak to him mayyn....quik quik xD
x
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Jun 22 2008 4:00 AM

nice 1

lmaoo...hahaha, yeahh ive herd about thoses art lessons XD

yeahh my english 1 is lang an lit
mwuhahaha yur stuck with me XD
oj lol

i knooww i cnt 4 it now...way better than shit skl lol
x
Jon!!!





Jun 21 2008 2:58 PM

talking to you on msn (H) you?
Jon!!!





Jun 21 2008 9:48 AM

i'm amazing, even though i'm sat next to you saying "your a little fucker, ya little bastard" to greg... now your watching me over my shoulder, laughing slightly, and shouting "REEEE ARRRGH" high pitched

thank you for listening xD!
much love =p
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Jun 20 2008 3:27 PM

lol i know yeah =]
so glad ive left :D wooo!

ermm im taking

drama
english
heath n soc
and psychology xD

yu?
x
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Jun 20 2008 12:13 PM

lol yay! :D
yeahh i got it last week,
i cant go on the 26th lol

but i have 2 go to the 27th 1 :/
x
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Jun 20 2008 10:30 AM

lmaoo yeahh i agree!
XD
hopefully cadbury haha yuu?
x
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Jun 20 2008 9:10 AM

lmaooo an me...i get relii tired

probs not a gd idea wen the others can draw all over yu lol :D

ahhh yeahh lol...funny wen yu fall asleep in awkward places...like if any of us need the toilet...yur in there..ASLEEP! so we cnt get in >.<

lol, gonna be a gd nyt
x
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Jun 20 2008 6:48 AM

lol awwwww

i know yeahh....no more skl! woooop
errmm..no idea lol, just cnt wait for that all nighter :D
yuu?
x
Jon!!!





Jun 20 2008 5:26 AM

oi you, how goes
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Jun 20 2008 12:38 AM

heyyyyyyyyyy
no probz =]

an im all gdd thx yuu?
xx
Casey☮


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