a cop pulled a manover for weaving across two lanes of traffic, he walked up to the driver's window and asked, you drinkin? "that depends,"the driver said. you buyin?
tony blair was invited to an audience with the pope, but found that it conflited with a meeting he had previously arranged with president bush. which one do you think i should go to? blair asked his adviser. dfinitely the pope, sir, the adviser replied. he'll only expect you to kiss his hand.
an african-american freshman was walking across the harvard quad. he noticed an upperclassman and called out, hey, man, where's the the lidrary at? excuse me, the stodgy upperclassman snapped. this is harvard university. here we end neither our sentences nor questions with prepositions. i can dig that, the street-wise freshman huffed. so where's the library at, motherfucker?!
