Helix Motorsports
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"The leaders in new MINI tuning since 2001"
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100 years old
PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania
United States
Last Login: 9/5/2008
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Helix Motorsports's Interests
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| General | I'm a tuning shop, so naturally my interests are MINIs, BMWs, tuning, performance, racing, suspansion, exhaust, turbocharging, supercharging, boost, performance chips, brake upgrades, speed, autocross, track days, SCCA, road racing, drag racing, 12 second quarter miles...
But enough of the keyword dragnet. Our biggest interests are blaming mistakes and failures on Hector. Pretty much anything that goes wrong, from a loose bolt to two left-side camber plates sent in a package, are usually the fault of Hector. Who is Hector? He is the indespensible jack of all trades that inevitably makes the rare mistake here at Helix13. Why? We're not sure, but if you do experience a problem, please don't call asking for Hector, please call and ask to speak with Arnold (Arnold also handles all of our telemarketers).
All other inquiries such as international orders for 500 TurboKompressor kits, sent next day to Jakarta, paid by a Visa number starting with 666, should be addressed to Dane. | | Music | That depends on who's closest to the radio:
Dane: Karate.........Eric: News........Ralph: Jefferson Starship.......Alex: Air Supply........Mikey: Where's Mikey?..........Meghan: Please no music while we do the taxes | | Movies | The Italian Job | | Television | Dane: Ali G........Eric: Dukes of Hazzard........
Ralph: COPS (looking for family members).......
Alex: America's funniest pets (looking for family members)........Meghan: The Man Show (really) | | Books | Dane: HTML for singles...........Eric: Any books with lots of pictures..............Ralph: A coffee table book on Blown Bimmers............Alex: The big book of Armenian Coeds..................Meghan: Bring the pulp | | Heroes | Dane: Dane...........Eric: Dane............Ralph: Eric...........Alex: Whomever invented the Birkenstock.............Meghan: Whomever invented the pickle |
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Helix Motorsports's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Hometown: | Philadelphia, PA | | Body type: | 8' 11" | | Zodiac Sign: | Sagittarius | | Children: | Proud parent | | Occupation: | Shepherd |
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About me:
Whether you drive a MINI or BMW, Helix has the experience, facilities, and equipment to reliably test and tune your car. Located in Philadelphia, we are a full installation and test facility featuring a Mustang MD 250 load type dynamometer, as well as on-road data logging capabilities. Whether you're interested in getting a simple baseline dyno run, or full dyno and tuning consulting services, Helix can create a winning package.
Helix has forged strategic partnerships with key technology leaders in the European car tuning industry, including, AWE-Tuning, GIAC, Psi-Fi Motorsports, RDR and P&D Performance. We also carry, sell and install products from the world's finest manufacturers of performance parts, including, H&R, Borla, H-Sport, Bilstein, Stop Tech, Brembo, Mintex and EBC.
Founded in 2001, Helix has quickly developed a strong reputation for customer service, specializing in targeted modification programs based upon the individual needs of the client. If you don't see what you are looking for on these pages, please don't hesiate to call us with specific questions.
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